Mohammed Khatibu
JF-Expert Member
- Jun 28, 2018
- 1,170
- 1,617
Hawajamaa wamemkosea nini mungu
Ethiopian train derails
Ethiopian train derails
- Thread starter YoungD
- Start date
joto la jiwe
JF-Expert Member
- Sep 4, 2017
- 26,117
- 46,617
Hahahahaha, pesa zenu zinaliwa na wakikuyu kwa kutumia kiingereza kingi cha class one.
1)Njaa Turkana.. Class 1
2)KQ kupata hasara... class 1
3)KQ kuwa na ndege 3.....class 1
4)Nchi kuwa na deni kubwa....Class 1
5)Rushwa. ..... Class 1
6)Old diesel locomotives.... class 1
Hahahahaha
Sent using Jamii Forums mobile app
Msapere ni mkikuyu. Ukipitia kamusi ya sheng utapata jina musapere ni mkikuyu
Sheng Dictionary by Go Sheng. Search or translate Sheng words
Search or translate Sheng words, idioms in our free Sheng online dictionary. Shikanisha - Wika - Wakilisha
www.sheng.co.ke
Mtyela Kasanda
JF-Expert Member
- Oct 13, 2018
- 554
- 818
na ni ya fuel? Ingekua umeme? Kenya banaHii mitambo ya kujengwa na wa china ni fake sana..Mwaka jana gari moshi la kenya lilisimama katikati ya reli na kugoma kwenda kabisa..Ilibidi lisukumwe na abiria😂😂😂
👇👇👇
Nairobi-bound SGR train stalls in Kibwezi - VIDEO
Kenya Railways MD Atanas Maina said the technical hitch on the engine was a normal occurrencewww.businessdailyafrica.com
komora096
JF-Expert Member
- Sep 26, 2018
- 20,548
- 5,647
european standard...wapi ama labda mseme ni tandale...european standard ya bei chee km mumeiona wapi...endeleeni kujipa matumaini tu...manake turkey kule kwao kabana matumizi...bwahahaaaa...
ni yale yale ya ndege na twiga kuchorwa kw mkaa...hebu leteni vituo vya turkey vya karne hii tuvione...heheeee...watu wa magufuli standard mpo
ni yale yale ya ndege na twiga kuchorwa kw mkaa...hebu leteni vituo vya turkey vya karne hii tuvione...heheeee...watu wa magufuli standard mpo
Kafrican
JF-Expert Member
- Jan 26, 2015
- 7,251
- 7,037
Ethiopia wanatumia ETCS2 kama nyinyi!!!!!
komora096
JF-Expert Member
- Sep 26, 2018
- 20,548
- 5,647
joto la jiwe unajipa tabu tu maskini...etii european standard...bwahaaaa...naona mumekula huu...
bado mko na ndoto ya kui overtake kenya kw vigezo vya ndege za magu,reli ya magu kw viango vya kimagufuli kutokana na maneno yake majukwani,flyover moja ya msaada kutoka kw mjapan,the three blue towers,na kuwateka wafanyibiashara wa kenya,kuzindua transformer,kuzindua vibanda vya nyasi,kuzindua lift,kuweka jiwe la kumi katika uzinduzi wa bagamoyo port....
wakenya..hebu malizieni na vingine...manake nimchoka...vyote ni vigezo vya ki magufuli...bwahaaaa
ONLY IN TANZANIA RELI YA EUROPEAN STANDARD INAJENGWA SAWA NA BEI YA MAANDAZI
bado mko na ndoto ya kui overtake kenya kw vigezo vya ndege za magu,reli ya magu kw viango vya kimagufuli kutokana na maneno yake majukwani,flyover moja ya msaada kutoka kw mjapan,the three blue towers,na kuwateka wafanyibiashara wa kenya,kuzindua transformer,kuzindua vibanda vya nyasi,kuzindua lift,kuweka jiwe la kumi katika uzinduzi wa bagamoyo port....
wakenya..hebu malizieni na vingine...manake nimchoka...vyote ni vigezo vya ki magufuli...bwahaaaa
ONLY IN TANZANIA RELI YA EUROPEAN STANDARD INAJENGWA SAWA NA BEI YA MAANDAZI
Janerose mzalendo
JF-Expert Member
- Oct 4, 2018
- 3,881
- 2,813
Tofauti ya makande na githeri ni nini wewe mgonjwa mahututi?
Magonjwa Mtambuka
JF-Expert Member
- Aug 2, 2016
- 32,246
- 31,176
Tofauti ni majina. Mbona huelewi?
joto la jiwe
JF-Expert Member
- Sep 4, 2017
- 26,117
- 46,617
Hahahahaha, hivi una passport?, December this year jiandae kuja Tanzania kwa Mara ya kwanza uone bullet train physically, kumbuka haturuhusu IDs.
Sent using Jamii Forums mobile app
Teargass
JF-Expert Member
- Apr 23, 2018
- 20,648
- 17,772
Hatuezikuja huko kwa warogi, bado maisha no tamu kwetu we don't want to die.
Sent using Jamii Forums mobile app
Sent using Jamii Forums mobile app
Mkikuyu- Akili timamu
JF-Expert Member
- Feb 16, 2018
- 4,310
- 7,465
Gari moshi kila siku linakwama njiani inabidi abiria washuke wa lisukume..Hii ndio grade 1 ya mchina😂😂😂😂
joto la jiwe
JF-Expert Member
- Sep 4, 2017
- 26,117
- 46,617
joto la jiwe
JF-Expert Member
- Sep 4, 2017
- 26,117
- 46,617
World Peace Index:
Tanzania number 51
Kenya number 123
Hii maana yake ni kwamba, ukiwa Kenya, your life is in danger 2.5 times than in Tanzania.
Hahahahaha, hahahahaha, hahahahaha.
Sent using Jamii Forums mobile app
Teargass
JF-Expert Member
- Apr 23, 2018
- 20,648
- 17,772
World uchawi index
Tanzania number 1.
Kenya don't even exist.
Hii ina maana kuwa ukiwa Tanzania your chances za kurogwa na kuuliwa no 100000 times than ukiwa Kenya
Sent using Jamii Forums mobile app
Tanzania number 1.
Kenya don't even exist.
Hii ina maana kuwa ukiwa Tanzania your chances za kurogwa na kuuliwa no 100000 times than ukiwa Kenya
Sent using Jamii Forums mobile app
joto la jiwe
JF-Expert Member
- Sep 4, 2017
- 26,117
- 46,617
Dunia iliyoendelea haiamini wala kuzungumzia uchawi, wewe primitive mind ndio unasumbuka na kuwaza ujinga huo.
Terrorist attacks (2013 to 2018)
1. Kenya. 53
2. Tanzania. 0
Hii maana yake ni kwamba, ukiwa Kenya uwezekano wa Alshabab kuondoka na kichwa yako ni 53 times, than in Tanzania.
Hahahahaha, hahahahaha, hahahahaha.
Sent using Jamii Forums mobile app
Teargass
JF-Expert Member
- Apr 23, 2018
- 20,648
- 17,772
M-mbabe
JF-Expert Member
- Oct 29, 2009
- 13,203
- 23,027
hapa juzi kati tu ndege ya Ethiopian Airline chali. not a coincidence this.
Ethiopia inavuna laana (karma) za kuwatia raia wake umasikini kwa kuwekeza kwenye miradi isiyo na direct micro-economical impact.
next up..... a certain country - i name no name!!
Mkikuyu- Akili timamu
JF-Expert Member
- Feb 16, 2018
- 4,310
- 7,465
Kunyaland😂😂😂
joto la jiwe
JF-Expert Member
- Sep 4, 2017
- 26,117
- 46,617
Political assassinations.
Kenya 50,000
Tanzania 0
Hahahahaha, hahahahaha, hahahahaha.
Sent using Jamii Forums mobile app