Evolution?

[MaxShimba]

Darwin, you don't have to say a thing. Lete kwanza ushaidi.

I NEED MY EXHIBITS THAT GOD DOES NOT EXIST.

INAONEKANA UNAMATATIZO YA KUSAHAU

Hana ubavu hata kidogo. Yeye anachojuwa ni kuandika utumbo wa mke wake. Hahah hehehe hiiih

Mirembe itajaa mwaka huu.

 

[Darwin]

Bredrin, Max. Dem kyant.

Wameshindwa, hawanajibu, hawana maelezo, hawana chochote cha kusema zaidi ya matusi yaliyo jaa kifuani mwao. wamejaribu kubadilisha mada, lakini wewe upo pale pale. Big up Bro. That is the way.

Walete jibu kusaidi utumbo wao.

Fools are Fools. Darwin is a Fool in a foolish belief.

As for you believing the bible, you should believe that you know nothing, can by no means know gods intentions nor can trust what jesus c. says about himself:

Job 8 : 9 " For we are but from yesterday)and know nothing,"
Isaia 55 : 8 "For my thoughts are not your thoughts, neither are your ways my ways, saith the lord"
St. Shaughn 5 : 31 "If I bear witness of myself, my witness is not true"

POPOBAWA BOOK!!!

 

[MaxShimba]

Which Mungu are you talking about? You guys don't believe in GOD. Do you see how FOOLS you GUYS ARE? NOW YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT THE GOD WHO DON'T EXIST.

By just commenting what you comment, you have impugned your belief. I need some ATHEISTS who can stand on their ground, and not these ones who can't even prove and/or support that GOD DOES NOT EXIST.

Huwezi kuniambia GOD does not exist, halafu at the very same time unazungumzia jinsi Mungu ambaye hayupo alivyo leta TEN COMMANDMENTS. YOU MUST BE CRAZZZZZY. MENTALY CRAZY. Am I dealing with incapacitated people or what? I don't get it at all.

Ooooops, jamaa kajisahau na kuanza kuzungumzia Mungu. Max weye ni mbaya sana weye.

Kumbe jamaa wanaamini Mungu.

 

[MaxShimba]

Darwin:

Inashangaza sana kusikia kutoka kwako eti leo hii unataka kujua ni lugha gani ilitumika kwenye Tablets of the Covenant. Mungu alitumia lugha gani kwenye tablets.

Kama Mungu kutokana na imani yako hayupo na wala hakuwepo, iweje leo hii unauliza defacto question? How can you ask such a question while consciously knowing that God does not exist? That is what you believe, don't you? How did you come to the conclusion that Un-Existed God did actually give Ten Commadments to Moses?

Secondly, you have to support your belief that God does not exist. I need watertight, concrete, and must be verifiable exhibits from you. It is very imperative that your exhibits are in a verifiables form. No assumptions or examples or stories are permited at any and all time.

Finally, don't try to change the theme here, if you want to discuss about ten commandments, you are most welcome. But start a thread on that, and I will be very happy to teach you about God through the ten commandments. I will give you concrete watertight and verifiable exhibits in each and every reply from me.

I know the language, but this is not a thread for that, and you know that. I will teach you a new language Ketav Ashurit.

Accordinly, by asking such a question, you have consciously, willingly, and knowingly acted wanton disregard, inter-alia, you ipso facto your self in supporting your defacto belief that God does not exist, ad infinitum.

Jamaa anaamini kuwa Mungu yupo.

Ujinga wa akili ndio unawasumbua. Angali Darwin anachosema. Utumbo mtupu.

Max, truly you are the Man of God.

 

[Darwin]

Hana ubavu hata kidogo. Yeye anachojuwa ni kuandika utumbo wa mke wake. Hahah hehehe hiiih

Mirembe itajaa mwaka huu.

Wrong, as usual since you're missing the point. I said: I just state, as an agnost, that no statement about the existence of god (or devil, or great pumpkin) can be made on these grounds..
If you believe that bible, you must also believe the quotes I gave you. Then either these words are true and thus the rest of your bible and interpretations are not or at least questionable. Or they are true but then these quotes are not entirely true. Quite a paradox.

 

[MaxShimba]

I want my proof. Support your bogus belief. Don't tell me about Christianity. I know better than all you fools.

Tell me about non existence of God.

What part of "PROVE TO ME THAT GOD DOES NOT EXIST DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?"

Am I Speaking GREEK, HEBREW, MAY BE LATIN OR KETAV ASHURIT.

What part of "PROVE TO ME THAT GOD DOES NOT EXIST DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?"​

Let me see if they can answer you Max.

Wel wel wel, they can't.

Hahah ahaha ahaha

Max, I think they don't understand when you say that 'WHAT PART OF ""PROVE TO ME THAT GOD DOES NOT EXIST, DON'T THEY UNDERSTAND?""

 

[MaxShimba]

As for you believing the bible, you should believe that you know nothing, can by no means know gods intentions nor can trust what jesus c. says about himself:

Job 8 : 9 " For we are but from yesterday)and know nothing,"
Isaia 55 : 8 "For my thoughts are not your thoughts, neither are your ways my ways, saith the lord"

St. Shaughn 5 : 31 "If I bear witness of myself, my witness is not true"

POPOBAWA BOOK!!!

Oooops, jamaa kaacha uevolutionist na kuamua kufundisha Biblia.

 

[Darwin]

Jamaa anaamini kuwa Mungu yupo.

Ujinga wa akili ndio unawasumbua. Angali Darwin anachosema. Utumbo mtupu.

Max, truly you are the Man of God.

Wrong, as usual since you're missing the point. I said: I just state, as an agnost, that no statement about the existence of god (or devil, or great pumpkin) can be made on these grounds..
If you believe that bible, you must also believe the quotes I gave you. Then either these words are true and thus the rest of your bible and interpretations are not or at least questionable. Or they are true but then these quotes are not entirely true. Quite a paradox.

I PITTY YOU!

 

[Darwin]

Oooops, jamaa kaacha uevolutionist na kuamua kufundisha Biblia.

Hivi unajua kusoma kiingereza!?

Hio quote ina surport kuwa kwa mungu au ina surport evolution?

Kaazi kweli kweli!! haahahahahaa

 

[Darwin]

Let me see if they can answer you Max.

Wel wel wel, they can't.

Hahah ahaha ahaha

Max, I think they don't understand when you say that 'WHAT PART OF ""PROVE TO ME THAT GOD DOES NOT EXIST, DON'T THEY UNDERSTAND?""

Ok mr/ms

Nikuulize na wewe Nipe ushahidi wa kwamba mungu yupo.

Kitabu mnachotumia kimetungwa baada ya hao mnaowaita waungu wameshakufa zamani, huoni hapo kwamba ni kinyume?

Nimesema mara kwa mara kwamba: Kama mtanipa ushahidi wa hizo amri zenu kwamba zililetwa wakati sambamba na hao waungu wenu ndio nitaamini.

Haiwezekani aliyepewa amri ameshakufa ndio zinakuja baadae

 

[MaxShimba]

Job 8 : 9 " For we are but from yesterday)and know nothing,"

Who was he talking to and why?

Isaia 55 : 8 "For my thoughts are not your thoughts, neither are your ways my ways, saith the lord"

Whose thoughts? Darwin's thought?

Hahah ahaha ahaha ahaha ahaha

Wewe kaa kimya umezidi kuchemsha.

Uatheist huujui, Ukristo ndio kabisaaaaa. Fundish GOD DOES NOT EXIST KAMA UNAUBAVU.

UMESHINDWA.

Lete ushaidi kama ulivyo dai kwa Max kwamba GOD DOES NOT EXIST.

HUNA HATA KIDOGO. MANENO MATUPU WEWE.

 

[Darwin]

Whose thoughts? Darwin's thought?

Hahah ahaha ahaha ahaha ahaha

Wewe kaa kimya umezidi kuchemsha.

Uatheist huujui, Ukristo ndio kabisaaaaa. Fundish GOD DOES NOT EXIST KAMA UNAUBAVU.

UMESHINDWA.

Lete ushaidi kama ulivyo dai kwa Max kwamba GOD DOES NOT EXIST.

HUNA HATA KIDOGO. MANENO MATUPU WEWE.

How about you really reading a bible yourself? Really reading it, i.e. not only to understandingless repetition (and (mis)quoting) of text, but to critically review and understanding of what is said and meant in and by that text? A more educated, by moments scientific reading and reflection on texts? Ever tried?

 

[Darwin]

Lete ushaidi kama ulivyo dai kwa Max kwamba GOD DOES NOT EXIST.

HUNA HATA KIDOGO. MANENO MATUPU WEWE.

Nitarudia tena na tena
NASEMA MUNGU/POPOBAWA HAYUPO KWASABABU WAKATI WA HIZO AMRI ZILIPOTOLEWA ZIMEPISHANA NA HUYO ALIYEZIPOKEA.[MOSES]

MPOKEAJI KAMA NI KWELI ALIKUWEPO ALIKUA KESHAKUFA, KESHAOZA KARNE KIBAO NDIO ZIKAJA AMRI!! KAMA HUONI KASORO HAPO NAKUAMBIA ENDELEA KUAMINI POPOBAWA WAKO

 

[MaxShimba]

How about you really reading a bible yourself? Really reading it, i.e. not only to understandingless repetition (and (mis)quoting) of text, but to critically review and understanding of what is said and meant in and by that text? A more educated, by moments scientific reading and reflection on texts? Ever tried?

Darwin, darwin darwin, mhh mhm hmh.

Unatia aibu kweli kweli. Hivi hamna vitabu vya Ki-racist ukasoma na kuachana na Biblia yetu.

Hapo ndipo watu watajua kuwa Mungu yupo.

Darwin ameshindwa kujizuia na kuamua kusoma Biblia. Ukimuuliza kulikoni, atasema oooh Mungu hayupo,

Ukimuuliza au mwambie alete ushaidi, anaanza habari za popobawa wa kwao Unguja na Pemba. Kumbe jamaa alishughulikiwa na Mapopobawa.

Kila neno akisema lazima awakumbuke jinsi walivyo mfanya vibaya. Sitashangaa kusikia kuwa jamaa ameingiwa na kuwa ushoga.

 

[MaxShimba]

Ukiona mtu anazungumzia Popobawa kila pahali katika posti zake, ujue kuwa hawo majamaa walimfanya kitu mbaya sana, na anashindwa kusahau, au jamaa anayapenda mapopobawa kwa jinsi yanavyomshughulikia kila usiku.

Darwin ameonyesha sifa zote sinazohusiana na upenzi wa popobawa.

Sina mengi ya kusema, tumsubiri darwin mwenyewe alete MAVITUUUUUUUZ.

 

[MaxShimba]

Jamani msimuandame Darwin, yeye alichofanya ni kukiri kuwa anamapenzi na mapopobawa, kukiri kwake sioni kama ni kosa kabisa, zaidi ya kuamua kuwa domestic friend wa popobawa.

Inawezekana kabisa darwin anamachungu kuhusu hawo jamaa zake mapopobawa kwa jinsi wanavyo mfanya kila usiku, lakini hayo yote ni mapenzi yake darwin.

Hivi huoni kuwa darwin kasahau hata kujibu swali alilodai kuwa anajibu lake, na kuamua kumwaga hadharani mapenzi yake ya popobawa?

 

[MaxShimba]

Nitarudia tena na tena
NASEMA MUNGU/POPOBAWA HAYUPO KWASABABU WAKATI WA HIZO AMRI ZILIPOTOLEWA ZIMEPISHANA NA HUYO ALIYEZIPOKEA.[MOSES]

MPOKEAJI KAMA NI KWELI ALIKUWEPO ALIKUA KESHAKUFA, KESHAOZA KARNE KIBAO NDIO ZIKAJA AMRI!! KAMA HUONI KASORO HAPO NAKUAMBIA ENDELEA KUAMINI POPOBAWA WAKO

Hii ndio tatizo la kuwa na elimu moja tu, ya GOOGLE.

Yaani darwin anachojuwa ni kwenda kugoogle anapopewa juisi ya pilipili. Akikwama anaanza matusi.

Sasa google imemgoogle.

 

[MaxShimba]

Jamani msimuandame Darwin, yeye alichofanya ni kukiri kuwa anamapenzi na mapopobawa, kukiri kwake sioni kama ni kosa kabisa, zaidi ya kuamua kuwa domestic friend wa popobawa.

Inawezekana kabisa darwin anamachungu kuhusu hawo jamaa zake mapopobawa kwa jinsi wanavyo mfanya kila usiku, lakini hayo yote ni mapenzi yake darwin.

Hivi huoni kuwa darwin kasahau hata kujibu swali alilodai kuwa anajibu lake, na kuamua kumwaga hadharani mapenzi yake ya popobawa?

Jamani temeeni mate chini, hivi kumbe huyu darwin ndo hivyo tena na mapopobawa.

 

[MaxShimba]

Ok mr/ms

Nikuulize na wewe Nipe ushahidi wa kwamba mungu yupo.

Kitabu mnachotumia kimetungwa baada ya hao mnaowaita waungu wameshakufa zamani, huoni hapo kwamba ni kinyume?

Nimesema mara kwa mara kwamba: Kama mtanipa ushahidi wa hizo amri zenu kwamba zililetwa wakati sambamba na hao waungu wenu ndio nitaamini.

Haiwezekani aliyepewa amri ameshakufa ndio zinakuja baadae

Mambo yamezua mambo, sasa Darwin kamwaga manyanga chini na kuamua kukimbia.

Mimi nimesema hawa jamaa ni bureeeee kabisaaa. Mtu kadai ooh, mimi nitakupa ushaidi Max kwanza jibu swali langu, kapewa jibu, jamaa anakuja na hadithi ya wapenzi wake mapopobawa.

Ahh, mwaka huu tutaona mengi, kuanzi McCain na Sarah Palin, sasa hawa akina darwin. By the time tumefika December, tutakuwa tumesikia mengi.

 

[MaxShimba]

Hili ndilo tatizo la darwin la kupenda kubadilisha mada. Sasa kaamua kutangaza imani yake nyingine ya upenzi wake wa binafsi wa popobawa.

Sijaona mtu aliyewahi kuleta aibu kama darwin. Kadai anajibu, karukia Ten Commandment, sasa Karukia UPOPOBAWA.

Tusubiri kesho, najua ataleta habari ya akina moshoga zake ANTI MUDI?