Ex-gf wangu kanitia hasara tuu...!!

[Padri Mcharo]

mbona unakua mkali ushakula school fees yenyewe nini rudi nyumban kamwambie auncle umeibiwa atakupa tu

Sawa ntuntunyo.... Nimekupata...
Go And wipe your as*** then come again.

[HASHTAG]#Chief[/HASHTAG] Eng

 

[Mulhat Mpunga]

Kukua ni process ndefu, bado uko kwenye process

Afadhali umenisaidia

 

[Mtanzanika]

Kukua ni process ndefu, bado uko kwenye process

Bujibuji we si ulipiga mtoto wa shule gheto kwako..siku ileeeeeee ulipogonga konyagi.

 

[Kaizer]

Eti ile kitu huwa inauma kama imeplan kupata kitu halafu isipate ni kweli?

Aisee nakutafuta ujue

 

[Chachu Ombara]

Chief Engineer umenikumbusha PATAYA, ni Guest nzuri sana alafu bei rahisi. Kilikuwa kijiwe changu cha uasherati kabla sijaoa. Tatizo maji ni ya chumvi tena ile kali.

 

[Plan Of Action]

Kuniadhibu kivipi mkuu... Kwani niifanya madhambi gani mpaka aniadhibu....

[HASHTAG]#Chief[/HASHTAG]

wewe ni mwandishi mzuri sana wa script za movie.

Mkuu hujakiona hiki kipaji ndani yako bado?

Hebu jitafakari!

 

[Padri Mcharo]

wewe ni mwandishi mzuri sana wa script za movie.

Mkuu hujakiona hiki kipaji ndani yako bado?

Hebu jitafakari!

Mimi siandiki scripts za movie. Naandika scripts za real life nazokumbana nazo kitaa.

[HASHTAG]#Chief[/HASHTAG]

 

[Padri Mcharo]

Afadhali umenisaidia

Kafieni mbele huko. Ptuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu (mate ya usoni hayo)

[HASHTAG]#Chief[/HASHTAG]

 

[Plan Of Action]

Mimi siandiki scripts za movie. Naandika scripts za real life nazokumbana nazo kitaa.

[HASHTAG]#Chief[/HASHTAG]

sawa kiongozi.
Ila movie ni reflection ya maisha halisi.
sawa na ndoto, huonesha kwa asilimia kubwa uliwaza nini kwa wakati flani au ulishawahi fanya kitu flani.
Karibu katika uandishi wa script uongeze pato

 

[Mulhat Mpunga]

Kafieni mbele huko. Ptuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu (mate ya usoni hayo)

[HASHTAG]#Chief[/HASHTAG]

Una matatizo

Kati tafuatayo lazma unalo moja

Kunapigwa . Ukuni
Unakula msuba
Viroba
Una matatizo ya kisaikolojia
Ama LA una kichaa kabisa
KILA nikisoma post zako nakuona kama mwehu tu [emoji13] [emoji13] [emoji13]

 

[Padri Mcharo]

Una matatizo

Kati tafuatayo lazma unalo moja

Kunapigwa . Ukuni
Unakula msuba
Ama LA una kichaa kabisa
KILA nikisoma post zako nakuona kama mwehu tu[/QUOTE]

Una maanisha nini we pimbi

[HASHTAG]#Chief[/HASHTAG]

 

[bomouwa]

Niaje Wazeiyaaaaaaaaaaaah....

EBANA SAWA:
Mnamkumbuka yule dogo ex-gf wangu (nilowaambiaga kuwa kila napomkumbuka lazima stimu zinipande nanyakua mto najilipua..... Yule niloanza kumgonga tangu yupo form two nikaja kumpiga chini kimazabe)

SASA BANA:
Juzi ucku mtu mzima nimejiachia ghetto, mara cm NGRRRRRRRRRR......
Kucheki hivi namba ya dogo... Nikahamaki "dogo amemiss mkurungu wangu nini... Huyu kama amekuja mjini lazima nimtusue, nimbanjue, nimkaze, nimle".

Kupokea cm dogo anarembua:
Dogo: "Nipo mbezi tangi bovu, tumekuja kula sikukuu"
CHief: "Ahaa..poa karibuni, unaondoka lini"
Dogo: "Tarehe mbili, unapatikana vipi, nikuone"
Chief: "Kesho njoo tukutane mawasiliano"
Dogo: "Poa, lakin iwe mapema maana Shangazi hapa anatoka kazini saa kumi na moja"

EBANAEEEEE:
Usiku huo huo nikaenda pharmacy kuchukua soksi, tayari kwa kupasha kiporo (cjui kitakua kimechacha kubabake).
Asubuhi mapema Engineer nikatoroka kwa ofisi, huyooo mpaka Ubungo Riverside kwenda kuandaa uwanja wa mechi (pale nyuma ya Riverside Social Hall kuna lodge inaitwa "PATAYA") fasta 25,000 mkononi nikapewa daftari la wageni (wassenge wamepandisha mwezi wa kumi nilikuja bei ilikua 20,000).

Hata cjamaliza kujaza details zangu dogo huyooo kapanda hewani:
"Nipo mawasiliano upande wa magari ya tegeta"
Fasta nikadondoka pale kufika hivi Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Dogo kumbe hajaachaga tu ushamba wake!!! Si amekuja pamoja na dada yake, cjui binamu yake yule..!!! Mwili ukalegea, Dushe langu lililokua lishadinda likalala...

Nikachange gear angani, nikawapeleka UDSM pale UDBS nikawapiga makuku choma machipsi na ma vyoda mfululizo labda binamu mtu angelegea na kutuacha pale... lakini waaaapi!!!
Nyama zenyewe wamenusa nusa tuu wameziacha kubabake wangejua loss niloingia plus 25000 yangu kule "PATAYA"

Mwanaume wakati akili inazunguka "What to do now??"
Mara wananiaga "Sie tunaondoka Engineer" (hawajui kama nishakua Chief)
"Mbona mapema hivi jamani" eti "Tunamuwahi shangazi asije kurudi home sie hatupo"

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH:
1. Kazini nimetoroka
2. Muda nilopoteza
3. 25k yangu PATAYA ileeeeeee imeyeyuka
4. Misosi waliyonusa nusa na kuiacha pale UDBS
5. Nauli za wao kuja na kurudi Tangi bovu.

Kwa kweli huyu Ex-gf kanitia hasara, yaani sijui ni ushamba ama alidhamiria.....

Halafu inaonekana dizaini kama hana mtu stable wa kumtunza maana nimemcheki usoni amechakaa chakaa ana vi upele upele amekua mweusi.... Tisa kumi, nguo alizokuja nazo ni zileeeee za mwezi wa pili wakati namgegeda mara ya mwisho.....

Yaani nilikuaga nawaza labda kuna siku tutarudiana lakin kwa situation hii, Hamna tuu...
Na haya ma soksi ngoja nikayatupe demu wangu mpya asije akayaona bureeeeeeee ikawa kashesheeee!!!!

[HASHTAG]#Chief[/HASHTAG]

Tafuta Y.

 

[mbongo_halisi]

Ukikuwa na kuwa akili timamu utajutia ujinga wako. Mtu gani mwenye akili timamu anakubali kuacha kazi/ajira ili akadekeze papuchi? Yeyote aliye mature will never do that. Pole, bado unakua.

 

[Padri Mcharo]

Ukikuwa na kuwa akili timamu utajutia ujinga wako. Mtu gani mwenye akili timamu anakubali kuacha kazi/ajira ili akadekeze papuchi? Yeyote aliye mature will never do that. Pole, bado unakua.

Wewe usijifanye unajua sana philosophy za maisha kumbe ni MPUMBAVU tuu...
Haya toka uanze kufanya kazi unamiliki ndege ngapi??? Visiwa vingapi???

Acha upimbi.. Kazi tunafanya mpaka tunakufa, papuchi za watoto wa shule ni golden chance, ukiichezea hiyooo inapeperuka.
Kalabagaho na ushamba wako sasa.........

[HASHTAG]#Chief[/HASHTAG]

 

[mbongo_halisi]

Wewe usijifanye unajua sana philosophy za maisha kumbe ni MPUMBAVU tuu...
Haya toka uanze kufanya kazi unamiliki ndege ngapi??? Visiwa vingapi???

Acha upimbi.. Kazi tunafanya mpaka tunakufa, papuchi za watoto wa shule ni golden chance, ukiichezea hiyooo inapeperuka.
Kalabagaho na ushamba wako sasa.........

[HASHTAG]#Chief[/HASHTAG]

Yaani na uchief wako uchwara wote huo ndivyo akili yako inavyokutuma hivi? Basi pole sana kijana.

 

[Mlolongo]

Kazi kweli kweli