Famous Quotes by Joseph Ole Lenku

Famous Quotes by Joseph Ole Lenku

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In the middle of the #WestgateAttack, someone has come up with this fictional list of famous quotes by the cabinet secretary Joseph Ole Lenku.

1. All the suspects have been arrested. police are looking for them

2. I can confirm, although I am not certain, that we have very good reason to believe that tomorrow is Monday.

3. Yes there were 15 to 20 terrorists. We managed to capture both of them!

4. We killed 5 terrorists, one committed twicide, The other 2 have been blocked by twitter.

5. One of the terrorist who was shot dead last week led us today to the hide out of the other 3 suspects.

6. KDF didn't steal they just held the valuables hostage

7. We recovered 4 bodies from the rubble. Forensic investigation will determine whether they are really dead or pretending

8. We had control of the building except for 4th floor,3rd floor and 2nd floor, but I THINK we had control of the building.

9. There were 15 terrorists, We killed 3 suspects, building collapsed on 5. All of them are dead.

10. All the terrorists were men except about three women

Bonus - We managed to kill all the 5 terrorists, they were 15 in number
 
Ha ha ha...i guess somebody was only tryin to make funny out of him...
 
Sidhan wanapokua wanaapishwa huwa wanafikiria majukum yao,au huishia kufurahia posts????
 
I like. Jokes apart it is insensitive to say an insignificant number of people are missing/buried beneath the ruble.
 
Ab-Titchaz said:
In the middle of the #WestgateAttack, someone has come up with this fictional list of famous quotes by the cabinet secretary Joseph Ole Lenku.

1. All the suspects have been arrested. police are looking for them

2. I can confirm, although I am not certain, that we have very good reason to believe that tomorrow is Monday.

3. Yes there were 15 to 20 terrorists. We managed to capture both of them!

4. We killed 5 terrorists, one committed twicide, The other 2 have been blocked by twitter.

5. One of the terrorist who was shot dead last week led us today to the hide out of the other 3 suspects.

6. KDF didn't steal they just held the valuables hostage

7. We recovered 4 bodies from the rubble. Forensic investigation will determine whether they are really dead or pretending

8. We had control of the building except for 4th floor,3rd floor and 2nd floor, but I THINK we had control of the building.

9. There were 15 terrorists, We killed 3 suspects, building collapsed on 5. All of them are dead.

10. All the terrorists were men except about three women

Bonus - We managed to kill all the 5 terrorists, they were 15 in number
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Is this for real! or is just a Joke.
As Super Moderator
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i hope you are not Joking and for the sake of record p/se make effort to put together voice clips for this quotes!
 
Naomba huyu bwana apambanishwe na George W Bush Jnr, Ili tujue nani bingwa miongoni mwao kwa kuchemsha.
 
11. "We killed all the terrorists even though we have not seen their bodies"
12. "No police officer looted anything from the Mall. All the goods had been removed by the terrorists by the time we arrived"



13. "That tunnel was guarded by the police and no one would pass through it.However,we suspect those who were arrested at the airport used it to escape"


14. "I can't confirm what I always say" -No terrorist escaped from the mall, but we arrested some of them at the airport


15. ''We're on the final assault. We want to confirm whether the attackers died or they are pretending.

16. "We managed to kill 3 to 5 terrorists but we can't confirm how many were killed by gun."
 
Bonus quotes

17. "A few gun shots were heard but I confirm that those were popcorns being roasted by onlookers!"
 
These are the responses of the Kenyan Minister of Interior, Joseph Ole Lenku, when interviewed on the Westgate hold-up: (you can't believe it)

"All the terrorists were men except about three women!"

"We killed all the terrorists, even though, we have not seen their bodies."

"No police officer looted anything from the Mall. All the goods had been
removed by the terrorists by the time we arrived!"

"That tunnel was guarded by the police and no one would pass through
it. However, we suspect those who were arrested at the airport used it to escape!"

"I can't confirm what I always say!"

"No terrorist escaped from the mall, but, we arrested some of them at the
airport!"

''We're on the final assault. We want to confirm whether the attackers died
or they are pretending."

"We managed to kill 3 to 5 terrorists, but, we can't confirm how many
were killed by gun."

"We're in control of all the floors. - It's only on the 2nd floor that
we're facing Resistance."

"We managed to kill all the 5 terrorists, they were 15 in number."

*and the best one of all...*
*
*
"A few gun shots were heard, but, I confirm that those were popcorns being
roasted by onlookers!"
 
Wachache sana watagundua kuna makosa/utata kwenye hizo sentensi.
 
kwahiyo hakuwa na majibu ya maswali au alikuwa anacheza potea pata?
 
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