Funniest movie quotes ever!

Commander;where are the missiles in my sector been delivered

Colonel;close

Commander;how close?

Colonel;In Your Ass..
First Blood3

Huey Freeman : Vision? What do you know about
my vision? My vision would turn your world
upside down, tear asunder your illusions, and
send the sanctuary of your own ignorance
crashing down around you. Now ask yourself, Are
you ready to see that vision?

The Boondoks

Rummy : Well no we ain't find none. But I always
say the absence of evidence is not the evidence
of absence.
Riley : What?
Rummy : Simply because you don't have evidence
that something does exist does not mean you
have evidence of something that doesn't exist.
Riley : What?
Gin Rummi : What country are you from?
Riley : What?
Gin : "What" ain't no country I ever heard of! They
speak English in "What?!"
Riley : What?
Gin Rummi : English, motherf**cker! Do you speak
it?
Riley : Yeah...
Rummy : So you understand the words I'm saying
to you!
Riley : Yeah...
Rummy : Well what I'm saying is that there are
known known and known unknown. But there are
also unknown things that we don't know that we
know.
Riley : What?
Rummy : Say what again! Say what again, mother
f**ker! I dare you! I double dare you! Say what
one more time!


The Boondoks

Lady: "you just stare at my boobs! You should look on my face"
Zac: "I' m trying but it's so close to your boobs"
--BAYWATCH (2017)

Mr English.... u always entertain bt next time... am going to loose u..

Mr bean.

Hector: You decided to smoke with the big boys, heh Smokey?
Smokey: You ain't shown me none new, ese....picoto, moroto, moseto, comonato, sonshotos..!
Hector:....shut up and take a hit.

Felicia: Oh... I need to borrow your car right quick.
Smokey: What kinda sh!t is that? most people wanna borrow sugar,
..or even ketchup, you wanna borrow my car??....HELL NAW!..head on.
Felicia: Lemme borrow a joint.
Smokey: You need to borrow a job, with your broke azz. Always tryna smoke somebody's sh!t. Head on Felicia.

"Astaravista baby" terminator ujiuji

"Astaravista baby" terminator ujiuji

"You can lower your head but don't loose your focus"
-Worrior Baek Dong Su

Kuna movie inaitwa "Meet the Browns Family" ....nilitaka kuvunjika mbavu siku ile

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Huyi ni silk the shocker?

MERCIFUL said:

"Poetic Justice" - Tupac katika ubora wake, RIP .....

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Yop! RIP

"God had already left Africa" Tears of the Sun

Pelela said:

Abruzzi: I kneel only to God. I don't see him here.

(Prison Break)

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Hhahahaha

Please watch "Curb your Enthusiasm" by Larry Davis yaani his hilarious walahi..ni series za HBO

Funniest kwa wapenda animation

Private: Skipper..Skipper...don't you think we should tell them that the boat's outta gas?
Skipper: Naaahhh...just smile and wave boys, just smile and wave


The Madagascar

Solomon Grundy, born on a Monday...
The Accountant.

Dan Cooper said:

Felicia: Oh... I need to borrow your car right quick.
Smokey: What kinda sh!t is that? most people wanna borrow a sugar,
..or even ketchup, you wanna borrow my car??....HELL NAW!..head on.
Felicia: Lemme borrow a joint.
Smokey: You need to borrow a job, with your broke azz. Always tryna smoke somebody's sh!t. Head on Felicia.

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Haaahaaahh....So Funny,Nimecheka sanaaaAsante Mkuu,