Funniest movie quotes ever!

[mt.j]

Hi Move Sihikumbuki Jina Kamil Ride... Jamaa Watatu Wako Kwenye Ka Pango Flani Ivi Kuna Barid Kali Wakiwa Wamejificha Maadui Wasiwaone Wakaamua Kuimba Kujipa Moyo
Do You Real Wann Hut? Do You Real Wanna Make Me Cry?
Majambaz Yako Yakawa Yamewakaribia Yana Bunduki Yakawaitikia Kwa Saut Ya Upole
Yes I Real Wanna Hut You Yes I Real Wanna Make You Cry
Washkaj Walichoka Wakajisalimisha T,

 

[Roger Sterling]

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Pastor Clever: [at Smokey] Excuse me brother, what we call drugs at the 74th Street Baptist Church we call the sin of sin sins.
Smokey: Well round here, between Normandie and Western, we call this here a little twenty twen twen...
Craig Jones: Right...
Smokey: Nigga...
Pastor Clever: Give me a little for my cataracts.
Smokey: You didn't put in on this man.

 

[Roger Sterling]

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Smokey: Weed is from the earth. God put this here for me and you. Take advantage man, take advantage.

 

[MERCIFUL]

"Poetic Justice" - Tupac katika ubora wake, RIP .....

 

[rpg]

Teh teh

 

[The Boss]

Dope Film that one.

Dr. Ben Sobel: What happened with your wife last night?
Paul Vitti: I wasn't with my wife, I was with my girlfriend.
Dr. Ben Sobel: Are you having marriage problems?
Paul Vitti: No.
Dr. Ben Sobel: Then why do you have a girlfriend?
Paul Vitti: What, are you gonna start moralizing on me?
Dr. Ben Sobel: No, I'm not, I'm just trying to understand, why do you have a girlfriend?
Paul Vitti: I do things with her I can't do with my wife.
Dr. Ben Sobel: Why can't you do them with your wife?
Paul Vitti: Hey, that's the mouth she kisses my kids goodnight with! What are you, crazy?

Very very nice movie

 

[The Boss]

As far back as i can remember.i always wanted to be a gangster....- Goodfellas..

 

[UncleBen]

John Dillinger: I was raised on a farm in Mooresville, Indiana. My mama died when I was three, my daddy beat the hell out of me cause he didn't know no better way to raise me. I like baseball, movies, good clothes, fast cars, whiskey, and you... what else you need to know ?

Jamaa alienda straight to the point hakuna kona kona nyingi

 

[UncleBen]

Frank Lucas
“He was my boss. My teacher. He taught me a lot of things. He taught me how to take my time, Taught me that if I was going to do something , do it with care, with love. Taught me to be a gentleman.”

Hapo kwenye gentleman ndio alinifurahisha ni chid chid bang bang

 

[UncleBen]

Marcus Burnett: You a virgin?
Reggie: Yes, sir.
Marcus Burnett: Good. Keep it that way. Ain't gonna be no fu... ng tonight.
Mike Lowery: You ever made love to a man?
Reggie: No.
Mike Lowery: You want to?

 

[The Boss]

Frank Lucas
“He was my boss. My teacher. He taught me a lot of things. He taught me how to take my time, Taught me that if I was going to so something to do it with care, with love. Taught me to be a gentleman.”

Hapo kwenye gentleman ndio alinifurahisha ni chid chid bang bang

mbona hutaji majina ya movie hizi ulizo quote?

 

[UncleBen]

mbona hutaji majina ya movie hizi ulizo quote?

Sikujua kama huo ndio utaratibu Comment ya kwanza John Dilinger movie ni Public enemies ,Comment ya pili Frank lucas movie ni American gangster na comment ya tatu Marcus Burnett na Mike Lowery movie ni Bad boys 2

 

[Humble African]

Sikujua kama huo ndio utaratibu Comment ya kwanza John Dilinger movie ni Public enemies ,Comment ya pili Frank lucas movie ni American gangster na comment ya tatu Marcus Burnett na Mike Lowery movie ni Bad boys 2

Niqqa are you a movie library?

 

[UncleBen]

Niqqa are you a movie library?

Tf? Nigg** ? Put some respek on my name ....haha

 

[kamwendo]

James Russell: Quite an operation you've got, tell me what is going on here?
Franklin: I'm a business man, Man, what the **** you think is going on...?
James Russell: Cut! Cut. You can't use that kind of language on TV.
Franklin: What language? What you talkin' 'bout?
James Russell: ****.
Franklin: **** what?
James Russell: You cannot say **** on television!
Franklin: Man, **** that man, you're the one who came down here so don't tell me how to talk. Hurry this up I got shit to do.

Nimeipenda_sana_hii..
Respect_to_Franklin.

 

[Nando]

Teh teh

nani huyo mkuu???

 

[Don255]

Adui:who are you in my house?
Will Smith:the ghost
Adui:the ghost are not allowed here
BADBOY2

 

[Roger Sterling]

Nimeipenda_sana_hii..
Respect_to_Franklin.

Ilikuwa bonge ya chemistry hii. Wote walikuwa na promising careers, wote kuna muda the highest paids, na wote careers zao zimeelekea kushoto sasa.

 

[Steven Robert Masatu]

Stress is the fertilizer of creativity "" Jonas Hedges"Starkwood Boss 24 season 8

 

[sulfametopyrazine]

"You son of a bitch better get down on your knees and pray to god that I don't find you cause if I do, Mark my words I'll cut you from bones to stew. ;
- prison break