Funny African Proverbs

[Nic..]

1. The day a mosquito lands on your testicles is the day you'll understand that there are ways to solve problems without violence
2. The one who sleeps with itching in the anus wakes up with stinky fingers
3. A penis in erection has no conscience
4.The man who marries a beautiful woman has the same problems as anyone who cultivates the corn on the side of the road
5. ?

 

[20PROFF]

Nmepend ya kwanz hyoo

 

[sammoo]

an angry penis cannot destroy the vagina

 

[Nic..]

an angry penis cannot destroy the vagina

Umetishaa

 

[Timspunk]

HAHAHAAH,,, angry penis vs vagina,,

 

[adden]

If u work for a living,why u kill urself working

 

[Mwanitu]

If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.

 

[CHUAKACHARA]

1. The day a mosquito lands on your testicles is the day you'll understand that there are ways to solve problems without violence
2. The one who sleeps with itching in the anus wakes up with stinky fingers
3. A penis in erection has no conscience
4.The man who marries a beautiful woman has the same problems as anyone who cultivates the corn on the side of the road
5. ?

The safety/survival of a penis rests on the fact that the vagina is toothless

 

[SHIEKA]

1. The day a mosquito lands on your testicles is the day you'll understand that there are ways to solve problems without violence
2. The one who sleeps with itching in the anus wakes up with stinky fingers
3. A penis in erection has no conscience
4.The man who marries a beautiful woman has the same problems as anyone who cultivates the corn on the side of the road
5. ?

Ya nne imetoka zimbabwe kwa r.mugabe

 

[p emy]

an angry penis cannot destroy the vagina

Khaaa! alowkweli

Ya nne imetoka zimbabwe kwa r.mugabe

 

[Black Sniper]

If you want to go fast go alone, If you want to go far go together.

 

[Nic..]

The safety/survival of a penis rests on the fact that the vagina toothless

umetishaaa!

 

[CHUAKACHARA]

umetishaaa!

Ni methali ya kanda ya ziwa

 

[Luqui]

Maring a beautif woman is like cultivating sugarcane nearby primary school

 

[aneth joseph]

If you want to go fast go alone, If you want to go far go together.

Exactly keep it up black snipper

 

[Mtegowanoti]

1. The day a mosquito lands on your testicles is the day you'll understand that there are ways to solve problems without violence
2. The one who sleeps with itching in the anus wakes up with stinky fingers
3. A penis in erection has no conscience
4.The man who marries a beautiful woman has the same problems as anyone who cultivates the corn on the side of the road
5. ?

"No matter how hot your anger is, it cannot cook yams" Igbo proverb