Funny and Crazy Mugabe quotes that will leave you rolling on the ground with laughter

[fungi]

Hiyo misemo mnayo mba mbikia Mugabe ni kumuongezea laana tu huyo mzee

 

[Maghayo]

'Wee kama mbaya ni mbaya tu usitwambie uzuri wako wa ndani maana hatutembei na X-ray'

JF kuna vituko. Sikudhan kabisa nilipoanzisha huu uz nitakutana na hiv vit. Dah mbav zinauma

 

[Maghayo]

 

[Maghayo]

Kuoa mwanamke mzur ni kama kuwa na shamba la miwa karibu na shule

Mugabe

 

[Kituko]

H

nimecheka had machoz kutoka. Ila kuna mantik hapa

haaa huyo mzee sio kabisa,

 

[Maghayo]

Una sura mbaya hadi shetani alipokuona akasema yesu kristo na kuzimia.

Mugabe 2009

 

[Utotole]

Watu wanatunga maneno halafu wanamsingizia Mugabe. Asilimia kubwa ya hiyo 'misemo' ni ya kutunga.

 

[bushland]

Kuoa mwanamke mzur ni kama kuwa na shamba la miwa karibu na shule

Mugabe

ndo hivyo Tu kilichokuleta hapa, mxiuu

 

[No Escape]

7,14,17na 23 Aisee zimetisha!

 

[BatteryLow]

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Sahihisho: Mugabe alitanguliwa na Mchungaji Caanan Banana kuanzia 1980 hadi 1987 ndo Mugabe akachukua kijiti. Baadae Banana alishitakiwa kwa kulawiti walinzi wake.

 

[Mashimba Son]

15,23 balaaaaa sana

 

[Scorpio Me]

*MUGABE QUOTE:*

*"Having an ugly friend is not the problem. The problem is when people start calling u twins"*

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[Gordita]

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[Mshana Jr]

*MUGABE QUOTE:*

*"Having an ugly friend is not the problem. The problem is when people start calling u twins"*

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[Babkey]

Kwih kwih kwihiiiiiiiiiiiiii...........

 

[Hamis Juma]

Ha ha ha ha

 

[Mkidi]

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[Tuyuku]

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[chipaka.com]

*MUGABE QUOTE:*

*"Having an ugly friend is not the problem. The problem is when people start calling u twins"*

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Lizabon huku hakatizi,,

 

[salthanks]

How about Men who sucks pu**ies??can you tell us were did they learn[emoji57] [emoji57]