Funny and Crazy Mugabe quotes that will leave you rolling on the ground with laughter

Transcend said:

Yamenikuta Jana mkuu.....wacha tuuu

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mjasiliaupeo said:

Mwalimu wa sarufi habari yako? kamusi yangu imeshindwa kunipa maana ya "ulimaanishs" na hiyo "ni msamiati nisiojua?" sijajua ulitaka nani akujibie! Mwalimu wa sarufi kuwa makini wakati unawarekebisha wanafunzi wako, aksante.

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MAMENGAZI said:

When using your towel use it with care cause the part you dried your buttoks with today will dry your face tomorrow.

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1. “Sometimes you look back at girls you spent money on rather than send it to your mum&you realize witchcraft is real” Robert Mugabe.
2. "If you are a married man, and you find yourself attracted to school girls, just buy your wife a school uniform.” Robert Mugabe
3. Cigarette Is a pinch of tobacco rolled in a piece of paper with fire on one end and a fool on the other end.
4. Check your girlfriend's body, if she has more than 3 tattoos or piercings, you can cheat on her. She is already used to pain.
   
5. Nothing makes a woman more confused than being in a relationship with a broke man who is extremely good in bed
   
6. Virginity is the best wedding gift any man would receive from his newly wed wife but lately, there's nothing as such any-longer because it'll have already been given out as a Birthday gift, token of Appreciation, Job assurance, Church collection, Examination marking schemes & for Lorry fares!
   
7. Treat every part of your towel nicely because the part that wipes your buttocks today will wipe your face tomorrow.
   
8. We are living in a generation where people “in love” are free to touch each others’ private parts but cannot touch each others’ phones because they’re private”
   

TODAYS said:

Mtuwekee na misemo ya hapa kwetu kwa hawamu mojawapo mh!!

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