Funny and Crazy Mugabe quotes that will leave you rolling on the ground with laughter

[Kaboom]

Yamenikuta Jana mkuu.....wacha tuuu

Teh..Pole mkuu..Kadai pesa yako

 

[Mwanapropaganda]

Mwalimu wa sarufi habari yako? kamusi yangu imeshindwa kunipa maana ya "ulimaanishs" na hiyo "ni msamiati nisiojua?" sijajua ulitaka nani akujibie! Mwalimu wa sarufi kuwa makini wakati unawarekebisha wanafunzi wako, aksante.

Hahaha, poa.

 

[Mwanapropaganda]

When using your towel use it with care cause the part you dried your buttoks with today will dry your face tomorrow.

Hahahaha, mkuu hii ni ya Mugabe kweli? Halafu haya maneno huwa anayazungumza wakati akiwa na nani?

 

[Hute]

1. “Sometimes you look back at girls you spent money on rather than send it to your mum&you realize witchcraft is real” Robert Mugabe.
2. "If you are a married man, and you find yourself attracted to school girls, just buy your wife a school uniform.” Robert Mugabe
3. Cigarette Is a pinch of tobacco rolled in a piece of paper with fire on one end and a fool on the other end.
4. Check your girlfriend's body, if she has more than 3 tattoos or piercings, you can cheat on her. She is already used to pain.
   
5. Nothing makes a woman more confused than being in a relationship with a broke man who is extremely good in bed
   
6. Virginity is the best wedding gift any man would receive from his newly wed wife but lately, there's nothing as such any-longer because it'll have already been given out as a Birthday gift, token of Appreciation, Job assurance, Church collection, Examination marking schemes & for Lorry fares!
   
7. Treat every part of your towel nicely because the part that wipes your buttocks today will wipe your face tomorrow.
   
8. We are living in a generation where people “in love” are free to touch each others’ private parts but cannot touch each others’ phones because they’re private”
   

 

[HIMARS]

Hivi hii misemo ya Mugabe kweli au

 

[Hute]

Sometimes you look back at girls you spent money on rather than send it to your mum&you realize witchcraft is real

 

[Keyser Söze]

 

[byeyombo]

Huu tumweke kwenye list ya wabeba!!

 

[Mfamaji]

1. If God gave you beauty instead of brain, it is the private parts which suffer most. By R. Mugabe.

2.
I have died many times. I have actually beaten Jesus Christ because he only died once.

Robert Mugabe.

3.
If President Barack Obama wants me to allow marriage for same-sex couples in my country (Zimbabwe), he must come here so that I marry him first.

Robert Mugabe

 

[Dragoon]

Hiyo ya saba Aisee

 

[Blessed Keinerugaba]

Wisdom will kill Mugabhe!

 

[TODAYS]

Mtuwekee na misemo ya hapa kwetu kwa hawamu mojawapo mh!!

 

[Jimena]

 

[MWANDENDEULE]

Hiyo namba 8 noma! Inanikumbusha uko ghetto unaangalia nguo chafu ufutie kiatu na unafutia kweli lakini baada ya siku chache unaiona iko poa na inalipa kuliko zingine unaivaa.

 

[samwel amos]

ya 8 hyoo

 

[souljah meditater]

Huyu babu watakuwa wanamsingizia quote nyingine wanambambikia

 

[Bome-e]

What is it exactly that separates man from animal?

Mugabe;Divorce

 

[Angelo007]

Mtuwekee na misemo ya hapa kwetu kwa hawamu mojawapo mh!!

Ya hapa kwetu, husipokubali kuliwa na wewe hauli.. Jk

 

[khamis kilo]

viva mugabe

 

[Mohamedy cadinaly]

Huyu Mzee ni noma