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"Wanasema sichomoi kwani nimechomeka nini?" JKMtuwekee na misemo ya hapa kwetu kwa hawamu mojawapo mh!!
Mzee Mugabe anaiba maneno kutoka kwa Mwanafalsafa{MwanaFa} na kutoka kwa Farid Qubanda {FidQ}
- “Sometimes you look back at girls you spent money on rather than send it to your mum&you realize witchcraft is real” Robert Mugabe.
- "If you are a married man, and you find yourself attracted to school girls, just buy your wife a school uniform.” Robert Mugabe
- Cigarette Is a pinch of tobacco rolled in a piece of paper with fire on one end and a fool on the other end.
- Check your girlfriend's body, if she has more than 3 tattoos or piercings, you can cheat on her. She is already used to pain.
- Nothing makes a woman more confused than being in a relationship with a broke man who is extremely good in bed
- Virginity is the best wedding gift any man would receive from his newly wed wife but lately, there's nothing as such any-longer because it'll have already been given out as a Birthday gift, token of Appreciation, Job assurance, Church collection, Examination marking schemes & for Lorry fares!
- Treat every part of your towel nicely because the part that wipes your buttocks today will wipe your face tomorrow.
- We are living in a generation where people “in love” are free to touch each others’ private parts but cannot touch each others’ phones because they’re private”
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Ya hapa kwetu, husipokubali kuliwa na wewe hauli.. Jk
Hii misemo yenu sijui kama imetamkwa na muhusika!!Ya hapa kwetu, husipokubali kuliwa na wewe hauli.. Jk
tunashukuruMahakama kuu pekee ndio inaweza kuifunga Yanga lakini timu zingine hakuna wa kuifunga Yanga... Mugabe