Funny and Crazy Mugabe quotes that will leave you rolling on the ground with laughter

[sajumo]

What is it exactly that separates man from animal?

Mugabe;Divorce

Hahahahhaaaa I like

 

[Come27]

Mzee Mugabe anaiba maneno kutoka kwa Mwanafalsafa{MwanaFa} na kutoka kwa Farid Qubanda {FidQ}

 

[Window7]

Mtuwekee na misemo ya hapa kwetu kwa hawamu mojawapo mh!!

"Wanasema sichomoi kwani nimechomeka nini?" JK

 

[The Headmost]

Mugabe yupo vizuri

 

[Keyser Söze]

The only white man you can trust is a dead white man.- Mugabe

 

[mwita ke mwita]

nyingine mnamsingizia

 

[patrickcharles]

"Even satan wasn't Gay, he chose to approach naked Eve instead of naked Adam." -
President, Mugabe on homo sexuality.

 

[WANtEd86]

Namba 7 duuu hatari hili ze hamnazo!!!

 

[patrickcharles]

" What is the problem? We now have aeroplanes which can take them back quicker than the ships used by their ancestors. Robert Mugabe.

 

[WANtEd86]

Mzee Mugabe anaiba maneno kutoka kwa Mwanafalsafa{MwanaFa} na kutoka kwa Farid Qubanda {FidQ}

Mapenzi ya siku hizi ruksa kushikana lakini sio kushikiana simu!!!

 

[patrickcharles]

1. “Sometimes you look back at girls you spent money on rather than send it to your mum&you realize witchcraft is real” Robert Mugabe.
2. "If you are a married man, and you find yourself attracted to school girls, just buy your wife a school uniform.” Robert Mugabe
3. Cigarette Is a pinch of tobacco rolled in a piece of paper with fire on one end and a fool on the other end.
4. Check your girlfriend's body, if she has more than 3 tattoos or piercings, you can cheat on her. She is already used to pain.
   
5. Nothing makes a woman more confused than being in a relationship with a broke man who is extremely good in bed
   
6. Virginity is the best wedding gift any man would receive from his newly wed wife but lately, there's nothing as such any-longer because it'll have already been given out as a Birthday gift, token of Appreciation, Job assurance, Church collection, Examination marking schemes & for Lorry fares!
   
7. Treat every part of your towel nicely because the part that wipes your buttocks today will wipe your face tomorrow.
   
8. We are living in a generation where people “in love” are free to touch each others’ private parts but cannot touch each others’ phones because they’re private”
   
   9.
   

 

[Hute]

nimependa hii. kwa wadada wanaojifanya wazuriiii, kumbe kichwani hamnazo, sehemu zao za siri tunazibanjua kila siku na tunawapiga chini vilevile.

"If God gave you beauty instead of brain, it is the private parts which suffer most. By R. Mugabe."

 

[TODAYS]

Ya hapa kwetu, husipokubali kuliwa na wewe hauli.. Jk

Ya hapa kwetu, husipokubali kuliwa na wewe hauli.. Jk

Hii misemo yenu sijui kama imetamkwa na muhusika!!

 

[strabag]

Even if GOD decides to invite us all to heaven with a phone Call...some girls would still ask him,how did u get my number.[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]


Robert mugabe(latest)

 

[pansophy]

"SOME GIRLS DON'T ATTEND THE GYM BUT LOOKS PHYSICALLY FIT, BECAUSE OF RUNNING FROM ONE MAN TO ANOTHER"
*Robert Mugabe*

 

[Mlaleo]

Mahakama kuu pekee ndio inaweza kuifunga Yanga lakini timu zingine hakuna wa kuifunga Yanga... Mugabe

 

[Keyser Söze]

Some ladies do not attend gym but look fit because of running from one man to another [emoji3][emoji3][emoji3]

#Robert Mugabe

 

[Keyser Söze]

Some girls of nowadays set a 16 digit
password to lock their phone, while their legs password is "SLIDE TO UNLOCK".

Robert Mugabe Today[emoji40]. [emoji23][emoji6][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji6][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji6][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Prince Kunta]

A Man with many degrees

 

[JOH CARLOS]

Mahakama kuu pekee ndio inaweza kuifunga Yanga lakini timu zingine hakuna wa kuifunga Yanga... Mugabe

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