Funny and Crazy Mugabe quotes that will leave you rolling on the ground with laughter

[Hiram Abiff]

Huyo kibabu mbona yuko obsessed sana na ushoga...?

kwa sababu hautaki

 

[Urani]

Jongwe katika ubora wake. Hatafuni maneno huyu mzee. Liwalo na liwe. Kwani nini bhana!!!

 

[Mavipunda]

Ndio maana naye anafanya ushetani wa uking'ang'anizi!

Punga nini?

 

[Leonard Robert]

Huyo kibabu mbona yuko obsessed sana na ushoga...?

Unataka kusemaje..? malizia tuone u.s.a imekuvuruga au bado

 

[BansenBurner]

Mugabe ana quotes nzuri sana. Kweli uzee busara

 

[Mkomamanga]

“Even satan wasn’t Gay, he chose to approach naked Eve instead of naked Adam.” – President, Mugabe on homo sexuality.

Following the legalization of gay marriage across America by the Supreme Court last week, Zimbabwean president Robert Mugabe, who is known for his extreme anti-gay views has been making headlines.

Earlier this week was a marriage proposal to president Obama and yesterday, he allegedly said what you see below during another interview;

Source:"Even satan wasn't Gay, he chose to approach naked Eve instead of naked Adam." - President, Mugabe on homo sexuality | <3 Jamaica

That being said, its like affirming that Satan was a 'he' rather than a 'she' a fact which I do not bet its reality since a spirit does not belong to any gender. Neither God nor the Devil can be assigned any gender but can relate to any gender anyway.

 

[Yusomwasha]

mashoga hawampend huyu mzee lakin mzee mugabe ana msimamo imara juu ya hilo.lakin mashoga wa hapa jf kina matola na echolima wanamchukia sana mugabe

 

[Conq'ueror]

Among the African presidents I admire after the late Muammar Gaddafi. Strong men can not be recognized until their disappearance! 'A MAN INDEED IS THE ONE WHO STANDS FOR TRUTH'

 

[Ndesalee]

Haya matendo yetu yalojaa dhambi na uchafu uliopitiliza siku hizi mpaka shetani mwenyewe anatushangaa kwa jinsi tulivyokuwa waovu kuliko yeye sasa..

 

[Jidu La Mabambasi]

why the white american sewers want to spread their filth all over the world. Septic tank lovers.!!!

Phuu!!
Extremely horrid.

 

[Rene Jr.]

That being said, its like affirming that Satan was a 'he' rather than a 'she' a fact which I do not bet its reality since a spirit does not belong to any gender. Neither God nor the Devil can be assigned any gender but can relate to any gender anyway.

Nani kakudanganya? Hata Miungu ina jinsia, isome vizuri tu!

 

[housegirl]

I am waiting for the legalization of beastiality, paedophilia and incest. Man will perform all forms of sexual pervesions in the name of freedom. I wish i could've been here in the next 200yrs.

 

[kilamuruzi]

Huyo kibabu mbona yuko obsessed sana na ushoga...?

rusha jiwe gizani ukisikia kelele jua hapo limemgusa mtu

 

[Iconoclastes]

Rubbish. Is the devil male or female? He cant be either, as a spiritual being he enjoys the ability to assume whichever gender he so choses.

 

[Diva Beyonce]

Watu wamemzidi ushetani shetani mwenyewe.

Hadi shetani anashangaa mwenyewe

Watu wamemzidi ushetani shetani mwenyewe.

Hadi shetani anashangaa mwenyewe

 

[Amavubi]

Mugane asingekua Rais angekua MC

 

[Kifyatu]

I am waiting for the legalization of beastiality, paedophilia and incest. Man will perform all forms of sexual pervesions in the name of freedom. I wish i could've been here in the next 200yrs.

You go girl.

 

[Mgirik]

mashoga hawampend huyu mzee lakin mzee mugabe ana msimamo imara juu ya hilo.lakin mashoga wa hapa jf kina matola na echolima wanamchukia sana mugabe

duuh! Aisee! Matola umepaona hapa?

 

[Detective Jeff]

and that is the killer point. i hope obama read this

 

[Tim Choice]

Mugabe ana quotes nzuri sana. Kweli uzee busara

Ikiwa asemalo ni busara kwako ewe sokwe la kiafrika ....basi hata Mungu mwenyewe ashuke bado mtakua hali maututi kimawazo.