Funny and Crazy Mugabe quotes that will leave you rolling on the ground with laughter

[Red Giant]

mnamshabikia mpuuzi.

 

[Mwanapropaganda]

"Africa will be the first continent to go to the sun"
Mugabe

Hahahaha.

 

[mikatabafeki]

Hivi imekuaje hadi ameanza kutumia currency ya Chinaa

 

[Mwanapropaganda]

kama ushoga ni mzuri obama njoo nikuoe

If President Barack Obama wants me to
allow marriage for same-sex couples in
my country (Zimbabwe), he must come
here so that I marry him first.

~Robert Mugabe

 

[Mwanapropaganda]

mnamshabikia mpuuzi.

Akili kubwa ile, jiongeze utamuelewa tu.

 

[Red Giant]

Akili kubwa ile, jiongeze utamuelewa tu.

ameporomosha uchumi wa nchi na kung'ang'ania madarakani unamwitaje akili kubwa?

 

[Mwanapropaganda]

The Commonwealth is a mere club, but
it has become like an 'Animal Farm'
where some members are more equal
than others. How can Blair claim to
regulate and direct events and still say
all of us are equals?

~Robert Mugabe

 

[Mwanapropaganda]

ameporomosha uchumi wa nchi na kung'ang'ania madarakani unamwitaje akili kubwa?

We have said we will never collapse,
never ever. We may have our droughts,
our poverty, but as a people we shall
never collapse, never ever.

~Robert Mugabe

 

[OKW BOBAN SUNZU]

matumaini hewa watu wake wanakufa uchumi ubayumba

 

[Ntemiataliga]

Wake me after the speeches of Hollande and Obama ,if the next is Cameron let me continue my sleep. The chines andRussian speech are enough for me. I dont want to hear the problem of lesbian and gays. Let sleep my friend,sleep is very important tha the speech of these clowns.

 

[Kim Il Kwon]

Women think they do hard work when handling their periods, But they forget that hiding an erect penis in public is the most difficult work.~Robert Mugabe

 

[Red Giant]

We have said we will never collapse,
never ever. We may have our droughts,
our poverty, but as a people we shall
never collapse, never ever.

~Robert Mugabe

alipoona wananchi wamemchoka akaanzisha sera ya kupora mashamba kuboost popularity. hana tofauti na kina nguema na mseveni. tofauti yeye ni msomi.

 

[Mwanapropaganda]

Women think they do hard work when handling their periods, But they forget that hiding an erect penis in public is the most difficult work.~Robert Mugabe

Genius Mugabe anasema ukweli unaofurahisha. Hahaha

 

[Mwanapropaganda]

matumaini hewa watu wake wanakufa uchumi ubayumba

Hata ulaya na marekani uchumi wao unayumba sembuse Zimbabwe! Kama ni watu kufa kila sehemu watu wanakufa sio Zimbabwe tu.

 

[Mwanapropaganda]

alipoona wananchi wamemchoka akaanzisha sera ya kupora mashamba kuboost popularity. hana tofauti na kina nguema na mseveni. tofauti yeye ni msomi.

The land is ours. It's not European and
we have taken it, we have given it to the
rightful people... Those of white
extraction who happen to be in the
country and are farming are welcome to
do so, but they must do so on the
basis of equality.

~Robert Mugabe

 

[Determinantor]

I have died many times. I have actually beaten Jesus Christ because he only died once. Robert Mugabe

 

[Determinantor]

I have died many times. I have actually beaten Jesus Christ because he only died once. Robert Mugabe

We don't mind having sanctions banning us from Europe. We are not Europeans. Robert Mugabe

 

[Determinantor]

Our votes must go together with our guns. After all, any vote we shall have, shall have been the product of the gun. The gun which produces the vote should remain its security officer - its guarantor. The people's votes and the people's guns are always inseparable twins. Robert Mugabe

 

[Kim Il Kwon]

Genius Mugabe anasema ukweli unaofurahisha. Hahaha

akili za Mugabe anazijua yeye mwenyewe! achana na yule kiumbe ni hatari. usiombe akakuchukia, utafikiria kujiua. Wazungu wanalijua hilo sana tu maana ni wahanga wakubwa!!

 

[Determinantor]

The white man is not indigenous to Africa. Africa is for Africans. Zimbabwe is for Zimbabweans. Robert Mugabe

We are no longer going to ask for the land, but we are going to take it without negotiating. Robert Mugabe