Funny and Crazy Mugabe quotes that will leave you rolling on the ground with laughter

[Mwanapropaganda]

"We ask, was he born out of
homosexuality? We need continuity in our race,
and that comes from the woman, and no to
homosexuality. John and John, no; Maria and
Maria, no. They are worse than dogs and pigs. I
keep pigs and the male pig knows the female
one.”

Pres. Robert Gabriel Mugabe

Mzee anasema ukweli mtupu.

 

[Kim Il Kwon]

Hahahahahahaha duh...alifikiria nini huyu mzee.ukweli mtupu hasa uwe umevaa sarawali ya kitambaa.

hahahaa Mugabe atakua anakula kushi so bure!

 

[Danken Mbombo]

ameporomosha uchumi wa nchi na kung'ang'ania madarakani unamwitaje akili kubwa?

hizi ndiyo akili za watanzania kusifia porojo za mtu hata kama hazina maana yoyote. Ni kama mlivyokuwa mnasifia porojo za nyerere nchi ikawa inakwenda shimoni..sijui kama mnakumbuka

 

[Chumchang Changchum]

mnamshabikia mpuuzi.

Isije ukawa ww ndio mpuuzi?

 

[1954]

mnamshabikia mpuuzi.

MUGABE ni hero kwa Bara la Africa

 

[Transcend]

Kamusi yangu ya Oxford english haina tafsiri ya huo msamiati wa testacles[/], niambie nini maana yake?

Pumbu

 

[Chumchang Changchum]

Tell them to shattap Hahaha live Mo longer Mugabe..

 

[Mwanapropaganda]

Pumbu

Halafu pale ulimaanishs mosquito (mbu) au musquto nao ni msamiati nisioujua?

 

[Mwanapropaganda]

The day a mosquto lands on Your testacles is when you Will realise that violence is not the only solution to Problems

Mkuu nimecheka sana, mzee anatafakari sana.

 

[The hammer]

Our votes must go together with our guns. After all, any vote we shall have, shall have been the product of the gun. The gun which produces the vote should remain its security officer - its guarantor. The people's votes and the people's guns are always inseparable twins. Robert Mugabe

Hii kali zaidi

 

[Determinantor]

Hii kali zaidi

CCM wame-opt huko

 

[Mawembasa1979]

M

I will continue to run for the presidency of Zimbabwe again and again until I die.

- Robert Gabriel Mugabe

Mwl Nyerere did many things for the liberations of Africa Continent but never mention any where, no we must do something!

 

[mjasiliaupeo]

Halafu pale ulimaanishs mosquito (mbu) au musquto nao ni msamiati nisioujua?

Mwalimu wa sarufi habari yako? kamusi yangu imeshindwa kunipa maana ya "ulimaanishs" na hiyo "ni msamiati nisiojua?" sijajua ulitaka nani akujibie! Mwalimu wa sarufi kuwa makini wakati unawarekebisha wanafunzi wako, aksante.

 

[dochivele]

Women think they do hard work when handling their periods, But they forget that hiding an erect penis in public is the most difficult work.~Robert Mugabe

Kwi! Kwi! Kwi! Kwi!

 

[MAMENGAZI]

When using your towel use it with care cause the part you dried your buttoks with today will dry your face tomorrow.

 

[Isanga family]

Alimwambia waziri mkuu wa Uk we have taken our Land come and collect your bible...

 

[bullar]

Mugabe ni Mubabe

 

[Kim Il Kwon]

Kwi! Kwi! Kwi! Kwi!

that's Mugabe mkuu dochivele

 

[bullar]

Huyo kibabu mbona yuko obsessed sana na ushoga...?

apo namuunga mkonyo

 

[Kaboom]

Yaani kati ya zoooote hii ndio umeipenda!!! Teh teh teeeeh!

Teh teh..Hiyo ndo imenijia fasta