Funny and Crazy Mugabe quotes that will leave you rolling on the ground with laughter

[Mwananchi]

The only white man you can trust is a dead white man

So, Blair keep your England, and let me keep my Zimbabwe.

Don't drink at all, don't smoke, you must exercise and eat vegetables and fruit.

We are no longer going to ask for the land, but we are going to take it without negotiating.

We of Africa protest that, in this day and age, we should continue to be treated as lesser human beings than other races.

The white man is not indigenous to Africa. Africa is for Africans. Zimbabwe is for Zimbabweans.

We don't mind having sanctions banning us from Europe. We are not Europeans.

I have died many times. I have actually beaten Jesus Christ because he only died once.

We are still exchanging blows with the British government. They are using gay gangsters. Each time I pass through London, the gangster regime of Blair `expresses its dismay'

 

[Otorong'ong'o]

Huyu ni Baba wa Africa..

 

[palalisote]

mugabe mtoto wa mjini

 

[Mwananchi]

anaother one

"I am still the Hitler of the time," Mugabe once infamously boasted. "This Hitler has only one objective: justice for his people, sovereignty for his people, recognition of the independence of his people and their rights over their resources. If that is Hitler, then let me be Hitler tenfold. Ten times, that is what we stand for."

 

[CHASHA FARMING]

Nimependa sana hiyo ya kwanza, nazani Mugabe akifa ndo basi make kwa Africa amebakia peke yake baada ya kumuua Gadafi.
Nakumbuka mwalimu wangu wa History aliwahi kuniambia kwamba,UKIONA WAZUNGU WANAMSIFIA SANA RAISI WA AFRICA BASI JUA HUYO RAISI VITU VINGI ANAVYO FANYA NI AJIRI YA KUFURAHISHA HAO WAZUNGU NA SI WANANCHI WAKE.

Haitatokea mzungu amsifie Mugabe kwa sababu Mugabe hafanyi mambo ya kuwafurahisha wao.

 

[SURUMA]

The only white man you can trust is a dead white man

So, Blair keep your England, and let me keep my Zimbabwe.

Don't drink at all, don't smoke, you must exercise and eat vegetables and fruit.

We are no longer going to ask for the land, but we are going to take it without negotiating.

We of Africa protest that, in this day and age, we should continue to be treated as lesser human beings than other races.

The white man is not indigenous to Africa. Africa is for Africans. Zimbabwe is for Zimbabweans.

We don't mind having sanctions banning us from Europe. We are not Europeans.

I have died many times. I have actually beaten Jesus Christ because he only died once.

We are still exchanging blows with the British government. They are using gay gangsters. Each time I pass through London, the gangster regime of Blair `expresses its dismay'

Bob matata sana🙂 He have died many times......

 

[Commanche]

"freedom of speech you can have but freedom AFTER speech I cannot guarantee" said Field Marshall Idi Amin Dada, OBE, MBE,PhD - Conquerer of the British Empire

 

[Genekai]

Huyu mzee balaa haki ya nani!!!!

 

[Faridi]

South Africans will kick down statue of dead white man but won't even attempt to slap a live one.

Yet they can stone to death a black man simply because he is a foreigner.

R Mugabe

 

[OgwaluMapesa]

Huyu Mzee ni Pan Africanist namkubali

 

[miss chagga]

mzee anayejitambua AFRIKA

 

[Leak]

I think this is the best quote from him against xenophobia..especially in SA.

 

[Utingo]

"Even satan wasn't Gay, he chose to approach naked Eve instead of naked Adam." – President, Mugabe on homo sexuality.

Following the legalization of gay marriage across America by the Supreme Court last week, Zimbabwean president Robert Mugabe, who is known for his extreme anti-gay views has been making headlines.

Earlier this week was a marriage proposal to president Obama and yesterday, he allegedly said what you see below during another interview;

Source: http://goo.gl/uQUlrT

 

[Prishaz]

Well said Mugabe

 

[ISO M.CodD]

Watu wamemzidi ushetani shetani mwenyewe.

 

[Justinejm]

Hii imesimama mkuu!

 

[myoyambendi]

mugabe kiboko, unaweza kusema

 

[Enzo The son]

“Even satan wasn’t Gay, he chose to approach naked Eve instead of naked Adam.” – President, Mugabe on homo sexuality.

 

[pmwasyoke]

Ndio maana naye anafanya ushetani wa uking'ang'anizi!

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Huyo kibabu mbona yuko obsessed sana na ushoga...?