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[Kasomi]

Q. Why do lazy people always claim to be perfectionists?
A. Because they always take the lazy way out
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Q. Why do ignorant people always have the most to say?
A. Because they think they know too much

 

[Kasomi]

Boss: Where were u born?
Sardar: India
Boss: ok, which part?
Sardar: what do you mean by ’which part’? ... the Whole body was born in India

 

[Kasomi]

Wife to Husband: In my dream you were buying a diamond ring for me!
.
.
Husband : yeah I saw your dad was paying for it

 

[Chaliifrancisco]

She: Hi
Chalii: Hey
She: I can't sleep
Chalii: I can, goodnight.
She: 😭

 

[Kasomi]

Teacher: Why are you so late?
Student: There was someone who lost a hundred dollar bill!
Teacher: Oh, that is nice. Were you helping him to find it?
Student: No, I was standing on it.

 

[Planett]

BOY: I love you sweetheart
GIRL: Wacha wee!

 

[Kasomi]

Wife to Husband: In my dream you were buying a diamond ring for me!
.
.
Husband : yeah I saw your dad was paying for it.

 

[CAGvsSPEAKER]

Umepambana!!!

 

[Kasomi]

All I know about humor is that I do not know anything about it.

 

[Curious Naturally]

Boy: Mi sina mchumba
Girl: Hata mimi pia sina

 

[Kasomi]

Just Two people arer Happiest in this World:

One is Mad
Other is Child

Be a Mad to Achieve What U Desire,
And
Be a Child to Enjoy What U Have…

 

[Kasomi]

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS

1 Too Many Questions.
2 Difficult to Understand.
3 More Explanation is Needed.
4 Result is always FAIL!

 

[Kasomi]

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