Girls, if you’ve B.B. around for a while try to divide the number by 10

[Kwekitui]

Mzee wangu alinionya kuoa mdada aliyekwisha "tembea" na wanaume zaidi ya wawili. "If you are third in her experience, don't marry her". Ha ha ha ha. Ngoja nipate usia mwingine hapa.

Utawajuaje sasa kama ni used zaidi

 

[Kwekitui]

Nilishawahi kupoteza Bwana nimpendae kwa kumueleza tangu nilipobikiriwa hadi nakutana nae.... By then.... Kasie was so innocent in speaking the truth knowing that he will take me cause I confess the truth.... Hehehehehehhehehehee that was the last dinner date, nakumbuka ilikuwa Forodhani Hotel na akasema anasafari ya kikazi kwa mwezi nzima kuelekea nje ya nchi akirudi tutakutana Twiga Hotel for a lunch date.

Manyoyaaaa....

Hahaha
Eti manyoya

 

[Black Sniper]

Mzee wangu alinionya kuoa mdada aliyekwisha "tembea" na wanaume zaidi ya wawili. "If you are third in her experience, don't marry her". Ha ha ha ha. Ngoja nipate usia mwingine hapa.

Haaa kwani wana log book kama ya gari unapoliuza?

 

[Kasie]

Hahahahaha yaani wewe
Walahi nimecheka mpaka
Ningekufunga mdomo kwa ulimi kama ni mimi sipendi kelele na kuita watu wa chabo ujue hahaaha

Hahahahahahaaa sijui kama ungefanikiwa kunifumba mdomo ilhali na wewe mdomo wako unakuwa umefumbwa na mdomo wangu. Ujue zoezi linahitaji pumzi nyingi halafu mie pumzi ikiniisha nakutegea wewe uendelee ku push.

Ukitaka niache kelele labda usinikune kunako, kelele zinasababishwa na utamu kama utamu hakuna nakuwa kimya tuu kama mwali wa kizaramo.

Kuna muda unaweza kusema kuna mchina anapiga chabo, kumbe mie niko gia ya 200 yaauu yaauu yaauu yaauu yaauu yaauu yaauu yaauu aahahahahhahahaaaa hatari lakini salama.

 

[Black Sniper]

Hahahahahahaaa sijui kama ungefanikiwa kunitumia mdomo ilhali na wewe mdomo wako unakuwa umefumbwa na mdomo wangu. Ujue zoezi linahitaji pumzi nyingi halafu mie pumzi ikiniisha nakutegea wewe uendelee ku push.

Ukiaga niache kelele labda usinikune kunako, kelele zinasababishwa na utamu kama utamu hakuna nakuwa kimya tuu kama mwali wa kizaramo.

Kuna muda unaweza kusema kuna mchana anapiga chabo, kumbe mie niko gia ya 200 yaauu yaauu yaauu yaauu yaauu yaauu yaauu yaauu aahahahahhahahaaaa hatari lakini salama.

Haki ya nani sikuwezi
I love you Kasie you are hot

 

[Kwekitui]

Hii tuzo ingeanzishwa miaka hiyo wakati nasoma A level ningeipata. Nimemaliza mtihani wa form six nikiwa nayo, enzi hizo sijaijua veet nanyoa na mkasi mdogo aahahahahahaaa vinabaki vimanyoya kama vinywele vya mtoto mchanga.
Nimemaliza A level mwezi wa 5, kabla sijaingia chuo mwezi wa 10 mwaka uliofuata, ikawa ishatolewa....

Ila mtoaji alitoa machozi mara tatu mie wala sikuona huruma chozi lake, mwisho akasema basi tuachane vinginevyo mie natafuta girlfriend mwingine maana wewe(Kasie) Hunan tofauti na dada yangu..... Hapo ndo alinikamata.

Kengee zake huko aliko.

Pole sana

Ulimuoneshea za kindezi ndezi eeh ndo akakuacha

 

[Daby]

The first one will be the one who broke off the seal, the second one happened to mix you up with your best friend. You called it off. The third one helped you with your revision but now he doesn’t pick up your calls any more.....

The tenth one?

 

[Kasie]

Haki ya nani sikuwezi
I love you Kasie you are hot

Hehehehehheheheheee Nooh dent give up banaa, Kasie is just a mere granny out there.

Thanks for the love Sniper, many love to you too.

 

[Kwekitui]

Mtahakiki vipi? Je za kuwekwa pia aka za kichina zitakubalika?

Mtahakiki vipi kuwa hii ni ya kichina na hii ni orijinale?

Itakuwaje pale wakati mnahakiki uasilia wa bikira halafu mkaitoa?

Kama hakuna uhakiki hata mie ntajitokeza kwenye kinyang'anyiro maana sijaolewa wala sina mtoto.

Tutaangalia kama matiti ni saa 6 adhuhuri
Kama kumekucha uchape ndala

 

[Kasie]

Pole sana

Ulimuoneshea za kindezi ndezi eeh ndo akakuacha

Nani huyo..!!??

 

[Kwekitui]

Ngoja kwanza tujadili zawadi ya mshindi

Napendekeza Range Tonger Discovery (G spot [emoji13] [emoji13] [emoji13] )

 

[Kwekitui]

Nani huyo..!!??

Wewe hapo

 

[Wick]

Hahahahahahaaa wewe ni mchaga! !??

Unataka mtoto/watoto walitokana na mbegu zako?

Why kipaumbele kwa wenye watoto wa kike? ?!

It was a clip I received it on my phone via WhatsApp.

Nah Sukuma here!.
Me bado sipo tayari kuwa na mtoto sitopenda alelewe nje na house yangu n' sipo tayari kuoa😀
Napenda tu watoto wa kike kuvidekeza!.. I do that kwa wadogo zangu pia, ila wa kiume wanapata tabu[emoji23].

 

[Kasie]

Tutaangalia kama matiti ni saa 6 adhuhuri
Kama kumekucha uchape ndala

Hahahahahahaaa am betting kuongea kwenye kinyanga'any iron aiseeh, with technology now days.

Uzuri wake sijanyonyesha kwa hiyo ni ile utu uzima tuu, kuna mazoezi ukifanya na namna ya kuyachezesha kila siku na kuna mafuta asilia unapaka wakati wa kuyachezesha.... maziwa yanakaza kama saa 4 asubuhi nini saa sita mchana hehehehheee.



Leteni kigezo kingine aiseeh.

Kasie Mahaba Matata.

 

[Kasie]

Wewe hapo

Sikukuelewa ndo maana nikauliza nani huyo?

Sasa mimi nimefanyaje?

 

[Kasie]

Nah Sukuma here!.
Me bado sipo tayari kuwa na mtoto sitopenda alelewe nje na house yangu n' sipo tayari kuoa😀
Napenda tu watoto wa kike kuvidekeza!.. I do that kwa wadogo zangu pia, ila wa kiume wanapata tabu[emoji23].

Uuhh shkamoo msukuma.

Byeee.

 

[Wick]

Uuhh shkamoo msukuma.

Byeee.

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

See yah!.

 

[Kwekitui]

Sikukuelewa ndo maana nikauliza nani huyo?

Sasa mimi nimefanyaje?

Ahaa
Nikajua hukuolewa na yule aliyefanikiwa kukata utepe ndo nikakupa pole

Yaani mambo ya chuo haya
Ukute maskini ulitoka nayo kijijini kwenu au town dingi alijitahidi kujenga ukuta mrefu na geti kubwa + ukali kwako na Mama mtoto lakini ulivyoenda chuo

 

[Kwekitui]

Hahahahahahaaa am betting kuongea kwenye kinyanga'any iron aiseeh, with technology now days.

Uzuri wake sijanyonyesha kwa hiyo ni ile utu uzima tuu, kuna mazoezi ukifanya na namna ya kuyachezesha kila siku na kuna mafuta asilia unapaka wakati wa kuyachezesha.... maziwa yanakaza kama saa 4 asubuhi nini saa sita mchana hehehehheee.



Leteni kigezo kingine aiseeh.

Kasie Mahaba Matata.

OMG
Nimekwisha
Ilikuwa natafuta mke na kwa kuwa sitakiwi kuingia kabla basi naangalia kwa mbali chichu kama saa nne au sita

Kumbe nimeachwa nyuma na technolojia

 

[Sky Eclat]

The tenth one?

He is the one who helped you to get a reasonable student flat when you went to india for your BSc

 

[Million dollars]

Kama nitakuwa nimeielewa lugha uliyotumia.....unawaambia mabinti kuwa ingawa wanaume hawapendi kuoa wanawake ambao mileage imekimbia sana, ila inabidi watembeze sana bakuli katika harakati za kumtafuta huyo atakayeitwa mume.

Kwakuwa unaowashauri si wa kuwaamini sana kiupambanuzi, watatembeza kwa wanaume 12, mwanaume wa 13 ataambiwa nimegawa kwa watu 12/10 = 1.2 tu.

Mkuu mimecheka sana hapo kwenye Mileage [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] Umetumia Fasihi andishi safi sana mkuu Yani unasoma kitu hakichoshi unapata vimbwembwe flani hivi [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]