Go tell your boss

[Ambassador]

Hi Boss,

People who do lots of work... make lots of mistakes
People who do less work... make less mistakes
People who do no work... make no mistakes
People who make no mistakes... get promoted
That's why I spend most of my time on Jamii Forum, sending e-mails & playing games at work.
I need a promotion.

 

[Shukuru]

Are you aork with govt or with indian?

With Indian....things are like this

When I Take a long time to finish, I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough

When I don't do it, I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it, he is busy,

When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same, he takes the initiative,

When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss, he is cooperating,

When I make a mistake, I' am an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake, he's only human.

When I am out of the office, I am wondering around.
When my boss is out of the office, he's on business.

When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.

When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview
When my boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked

When I do good, my boss never remembers,
When I do wrong, he never forgets​

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