Happy birthday Asprin

[kiwatengu]

Happy Birthday Kaka!!
Na Hongera sana kwa kuzaliwa kipindi hiki cha karibia na January

 

[MO11]

Thanks mkuu...

Nimependezwa na wishes zako... niambie unataka kademu gani hapa ambako ni kajukuu kangu nikuzawadie kwa ajili ya chakula cha usiku wa leo

nitakufuata pm maana nitazua ugomvi kwa mke wangu espy

 

[Raynavero]

Afu babes, leo uvae ile ya pink nlokununulia Venezuela... sitakagi ujinga kwenye siku maalum.

Nshakuchukulia Amarula...

usijali switie Leo ni ni siku yako...

Masaa yote...!!

Leo wewe ndo bosii

 

[Asprin]

nitakufuata pm maana nitazua ugomvi kwa mke wangu espy

Kama espy ni mke wako... anyway ngoja niishie hapa nisivunje ndoa. Ila mwambie tu abortion ni "criminal offence"

 

[Asprin]

usijali switie Leo ni ni siku yako...

Masaa yote...!!

Leo wewe ndo bosii

I say you do... Thats my wife. Thats my soulmate...

 

[Atoto]

Aisee we kabishi... basi nakukabidhi espy uhangaike naye. Nakuahidi haka kamchuchu ni kabikira.... usiniulize nilijuaje...

Kazi ni Vodacom

Afadhali umegundua udhaifu wako.

 

[Atoto]

Ndo muwape vijana wangu waburudike na hivyo viburudisho mlivyopewa bure... Nimechoka na kadhia, kila siku sabuni zinapanda bei sababu ya uchoyo wenu.

Kumbe ndio maana umesema jamaa hafanyi kazi hadi ufungie POP kumbe tatizo ni sabuni!!!

 

[Atoto]

We ndo maana Kaizer kakutosa... raha anaipatia kwa atoto. Uchoyo wako ndo umaskini wako...

Hana ubavu wa kunitosa, yeye amekamilika sio kama wewe hadi uboostiwe.

 

[Atoto]

naona unatimiza miaka 79
happy bday

Aaah wapi! ndio kwanzaaa kamefikisha 21.

 

[kiwatengu]

Hana ubavu wa kunitosa, yeye amekamilika sio kama wewe hadi uboostiwe.

[emoji54] [emoji54] hii inaitwa kirambasi.

 

[Asprin]

Aaah wapi! ndio kwanzaaa kamefikisha 21.

We mtoto tulia. Tulia nakwambia... Nikimwachia Mungu, usije kunipigia magoti.

Shauri zako

 

[Atoto]

nitakufuata pm maana nitazua ugomvi kwa mke wangu espy

Eti umesema!! Ujue leo ni w.end!!

 

[Atoto]

Kama espy ni mke wako... anyway ngoja niishie hapa nisivunje ndoa. Ila mwambie tu abortion ni "criminal offence"

Una laana ujue we dogo!!

 

[Asprin]

Kumbe ndio maana umesema jamaa hafanyi kazi hadi ufungie POP kumbe tatizo ni sabuni!!!

Tatizo si wewe... tatizo ni umri wako. Hivi ulifanikiwa kuingia second year??... soorrryy... second semester??

 

[Raynavero]

I say you do... Thats my wife. Thats my soulmate...

ngoja nikuwekee taaraabu kidogo ya mze yusuph

Hny nataka unibebe unipeleke kuoga

Kisha nilishe nishibe hata mlo uso mbooga

Kisha nipe kila kituuu...

Tulipovyohalalishiwaa..

Namimi nikupe mavituuu...

We mwenyewe unanijua!

Kisha tucheze sebene letu..

Mpk jogoo analia..

Wale wabaya wetuu!

Wakituona watazimiiiaa...!

 

[Atoto]

We mtoto tulia. Tulia nakwambia... Nikimwachia Mungu, usije kunipigia magoti.

Shauri zako

Teh teh teeeh!! Nikupigie magoti we Mungu!!

 

[MO11]

Kama espy ni mke wako... anyway ngoja niishie hapa nisivunje ndoa. Ila mwambie tu abortion ni "criminal offence"

hapa sikutaka kukujibu kwa kuwa nilijua unajua kitu kuhusu ubavu wangu ila hapa chini pamenipa mashaka tusitafutane ugomvi jamani

Aaah wapi! ndio kwanzaaa kamefikisha 21.

 

[Asprin]

Una laana ujue we dogo!!

Asa kwanini unanifuata PM unaniambia nisiendelee kukuharibia kwa MO11 ?? Basi bhana... nlikuwa natania tu... hukutoa mimba wala nini, sema tu period yako ilijichanganya badala ya kwenda kwa mwezi ikaenda kwa week kama kibarua wa kubeba zege... dah!!

 

[Raynavero]

Aaah wapi! ndio kwanzaaa kamefikisha 21.

[emoji57] [emoji57] [emoji57] [emoji57]

 

[Atoto]

Tatizo si wewe... tatizo ni umri wako. Hivi ulifanikiwa kuingia second year??... soorrryy... second semester??

Tokea uingie 2nd semester una fujo!!
Unadhani nami ki.la.za kama wewe.