Haya bana, siku zote tunapimana kwa mengine, na hili je

[Cicero]

Kuna mtu alisema waafrika wana mizinga because they are backward and still reproduce too much. Asians have small ones because wamevuka hiyo stage na wako kwenye stage ya human intelligence.
Lakini, this means kwamba Asians walikuwa na mizinga pia back in the days. I doubt that.
Pili, hakutaja chochote kuhusu wazungu.
He lost his nobel prize because of such comments.

 

[MK254]

Tehe teh!, West wametisha. Jamani bongo haiko hata kwenye ramani, not fair.

To the west to the west...mhhhh!, to the west to the west, everything we own should go to the west...

Hehehe!! kui Wild wild west, jamani mwenzako unanitia wivu hadi nawachukia Wanaija, sijui nini cha kuzifanyia hivi vibamia vyetu.

 

[MK254]

Kuna mtu alisema waafrika wana mizinga because they are backward and still reproduce too much. Asians have small ones because wamevuka hiyo stage na wako kwenye stage ya human intelligence.
Lakini, this means kwamba Asians walikuwa na mizinga pia back in the days. I doubt that.
Pili, hakutaja chochote kuhusu wazungu.
He lost his nobel prize because of such comments.

Cicero
Hivi umeangalia hiyo ramani, wazungu wote, bara Uropa na hata Marekani wametajwa, kwanza vibamia vyao vipo kwenye 12cm.
Haiwezekani wakapewa baraka zote wao, akili wapewe wao, ubunifu wapewe wao halafu hata na hili? Hamna, Mswahili lazima na sisi tuwe na baraka zetu. Bongo kuna commedy fulani nilikua napenda kuiskliza, jamaa anasema mzungu akiamka anashika kichwa na kuwaza kitabu cha kusoma, Mhindi akiamka anashika tumbo na kuwaza chakula, Mswahili akiamka anashika mapumbu na kuwaza.............

 

[Bavaria]

Gay's talk.

 

[pingli-nywee]

Wanaume 10 kila siku hupigwa na wakezao Kilinyaga
Hilo la kuwa na ume mkubwa linawasaidiaje!!!
Upuzi n

Hivi hio Kilinyaga unayosemea itakuwa wapi kwenye ramani ya dunia?Najua haipo kabisaa kule maeneo ya Arusha au Moshi!Labda itakuwa kule Congo,Brazzaville.

 

[MOTOCHINI]

Hivi hio Kilinyaga unayosemea itakuwa wapi kwenye ramani ya dunia?Najua haipo kabisaa kule maeneo ya Arusha au Moshi!Labda itakuwa kule Congo,Brazzaville.

Kirinyaga ongea lingine
Wanaume 10 hudundwa kila siku

 

[Cicero]

Cicero
Hivi umeangalia hiyo ramani, wazungu wote, bara Uropa na hata Marekani wametajwa, kwanza vibamia vyao vipo kwenye 12cm.
Haiwezekani wakapewa baraka zote wao, akili wapewe wao, ubunifu wapewe wao halafu hata na hili? Hamna, Mswahili lazima na sisi tuwe na baraka zetu. Bongo kuna commedy fulani nilikua napenda kuiskliza, jamaa anasema mzungu akiamka anashika kichwa na kuwaza kitabu cha kusoma, Mhindi akiamka anashika tumbo na kuwaza chakula, Mswahili akiamka anashika mapumbu na kuwaza.............

Hahahahahahahhahahaaaaaaa...........KWISHA MIMI!

 

[bongo-live]

Kirinyaga ongea lingine
Wanaume 10 hudundwa kila siku

hahaaa jamaa wanadundwa balaa............>>>>>>>

5 Things Nyeri Men Should Do To Avoid Being Beaten Like Burukenges


Husband battering in Nyeri has become just another song to many. Several cases are reported daily and the offenders charged in court but the trend still persists. On Tuesday this week, a 27 year old woman was arrested after chopping off her husband’s private parts and was later released on a Sh20,000 bond after she denied the charges.
Ouch! Nyeri Woman Chops Off Husbands penis!!


Here are 5 things that men in Nyeri should do to avoid the regular beatings by their women.

1. Reduce alcohol consumption
Men from central Kenya are known for their love of the potent liquid. They drink a little bit too much and forget their role as men. The women are clearly fed up of doing what should ordinarily be a man’s job.

2. Buy iron pants.
To protect their “family jewels” from the wrath of these women, they should probably consider wearing iron pants or protective gear like the one below

3. Learn from their counterparts in western Kenya
“Mukombera” is a popular aphrodisiac in Western Kenya and could just do the trick in ensuring that the women stay happy and satisfied. A proper diet with enough carbohydrate and proteins like ugali, fish and chicken for improved stamina should also be considered.

4. Intermarry
The men should try marry from outside their community. Maybe it will work and the women will be less harmful.

5. They should always be armed
In case one is attacked by the wife, he should always be ready to defend himself. Karate classes can also come in handy.

 

[MK254]

Hahahahahahahhahahaaaaaaa...........KWISHA MIMI!

Hehehe...hainaga ushemeji tunakula...

 

[kui]

Hehehe!! kui Wild wild west, jamani mwenzako unanitia wivu hadi nawachukia Wanaija, sijui nini cha kuzifanyia hivi vibamia vyetu.

Heheh!, wa west pengine ni hiyo pepper soup wanakula. Wanachanganyemo nyama, samaki na iko high in protein. Halafu inakuwa so hot pengine inachangia, labda na nyie mujaribu hivyo...lol

 

[kui]

Cicero
Hivi umeangalia hiyo ramani, wazungu wote, bara Uropa na hata Marekani wametajwa, kwanza vibamia vyao vipo kwenye 12cm.
Haiwezekani wakapewa baraka zote wao, akili wapewe wao, ubunifu wapewe wao halafu hata na hili? Hamna, Mswahili lazima na sisi tuwe na baraka zetu. Bongo kuna commedy fulani nilikua napenda kuiskliza, jamaa anasema mzungu akiamka anashika kichwa na kuwaza kitabu cha kusoma, Mhindi akiamka anashika tumbo na kuwaza chakula, Mswahili akiamka anashika mapumbu na kuwaza.............

Oh! lord...🙂

 

[Iconoclastes]

Hehehe!! But carrying around such a huge and heavy creature dangling between your legs, bana yaani. But women can take anything, am sure by now he has had lots of them throwing themselves at him.

Noo, they have got a limit to what length they can take in there. That fimbo would surely injure them seriously if the entire length of it were to be forced in there. But again, I understand that the inside of the vijayjay (as Oprah always chooses to call the cameltoe) is rather tough, so the folly of trying to force the whole of that thing in would result to a penile fracture. Yes, a penis too would get pretty much fractured like a limb when fully engorged during sex.
That can only be funny if it happens to Allan Harper on Two and a Half Men, but definitely not to u.

 

[MK254]

Heheh!, wa west pengine ni hiyo pepper soup wanakula. Wanachanganyemo nyama, samaki na iko high in protein. Halafu inakuwa so hot pengine inachangia, labda na nyie mujaribu hivyo...lol

Sisi mbona tunakula pweza na kunywa supu yake sana lakini vibamia havikui hata centimeter moja, nimeona wengine humu wanaviita chunusi, jamani aibu.
Japo naskia kule west wanakula monkey/ngendere sana. Labda itakua ndio siri yao, na tukibaini huo ukweli, basi Selous national park monkey watakua extinct.

 

[Sky Eclat]

Sisi mbona tunakula pweza na kunywa supu yake sana lakini vibamia havikui hata centimeter moja, nimeona wengine humu wanaviita chunusi, jamani aibu.
Japo naskia kule west wanakula monkey/ngendere sana. Labda itakua ndio siri yao, na tukibaini huo ukweli, basi Selous national park monkey watakua extinct.

Wanaume wafupi hawana vibamia bwana, kumbe hupewi vyote.

 

[Sky Eclat]

Heheh!, wa west pengine ni hiyo pepper soup wanakula. Wanachanganyemo nyama, samaki na iko high in protein. Halafu inakuwa so hot pengine inachangia, labda na nyie mujaribu hivyo...lol

Wanaume wetu waliharibiwa na chupi za VIP, we west wakivaa yale masuruali ya kitenge ndani hakuna kitu, power of gravity takes the control😛😛

 

[kui]

Sisi mbona tunakula pweza na kunywa supu yake sana lakini vibamia havikui hata centimeter moja, nimeona wengine humu wanaviita chunusi, jamani aibu.
Japo naskia kule west wanakula monkey/ngendere sana. Labda itakua ndio siri yao, na tukibaini huo ukweli, basi Selous national park monkey watakua extinct.

Hehe, eti chunusi...lol!

 

[kui]

Wanaume wetu waliharibiwa na chupi za VIP, we west wakivaa yale masuruali ya kitenge ndani hakuna kitu, power of gravity takes the control😛😛

Teh!, kaka zetu waangalie mavazi pia 🙂

 

[MK254]

Wanaume wetu waliharibiwa na chupi za VIP, we west wakivaa yale masuruali ya kitenge ndani hakuna kitu, power of gravity takes the control😛😛

Lakini hata hivyo kifaa kikiwa kirefu sana inakua vigumu kukiimarisha, kinanin'ginia muda wote, bora vibamia vyetu hivi havihitaji nguvu nyingi kuamsha.

 

[Sky Eclat]

Lakini hata hivyo kifaa kikiwa kirefu sana inakua vigumu kukiimarisha, kinanin'ginia muda wote, bora vibamia vyetu hivi havihitaji nguvu nyingi kuamsha.

Wengine wanakosa confidence ya kutongoza kabisa, watoto wenu msiwavalishe chupi, unajua wengine vichunusi mpaka inabidi wachuchumae kwa tendo la haja ndogo, amasivyo inaishia kwenye suruali😀😀😀. Watanisuta.

 

[Kafrican]

nani ashawai angalia ile series inaitwa 'the Brink'
US secretary of state ako na open r/ship na bibi yake alafu kuna time flani anarudi kwa nyumba ghafla anapata bibi yake analiwa vitu na jamaa flani apo, hehe uyo yamaa yake ni pipe... Tunaonyesha kwa nyuma kama amesimama, karibu ifike kwa goti, hahahaha, yaani hadi niliskia uchungu kwa huyo sec.of.state ata kama ni movie, yani bibi anataka ile kubwa kabisa....
hakuna mwanamme anaweza vumilia kuskia aEX wake ako na jamaa alie barikiwa kumliko