Hii hali ilishakukuta na wewe?....

[holy holm]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] Chezea mmea wewe

Nishawahi tafuta condom wakati wa game siioni,kumbe nishaivaa alaf mamiloo ananichek tu anacheeka kinyama.

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[princemikazo]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] Chezea mmea wewe

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Usipime joh..Ni rekwe hii kitu aseeh.!!

 

[princemikazo]

Amaaaaa... nikajua hari

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Hahahah

 

[holy holm]

Ko ulivyo fahamu kama umeivaa ulfnyaje

Usipime joh..Ni rekwe hii kitu aseeh.!!

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[Msukumakizazi]

Mara nyingi sana hadi sasa hivi inaendela kunikuta. Hasa peni nikiweka mfukoni baada ya kuitumia, nikitaka kuitumia tena naanza kuitafuta[emoji3][emoji3][emoji3]

enzi zetu pen tulikuwa tunachomeka kwwnye nywele kichwani. baadae unatafuta hadi kipindi kinaisha hujaiona.

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[Mwifwa]

enzi zetu pen tulikuwa tunachomeka kwwnye nywele kichwani. baadae unatafuta hadi kipindi kinaisha hujaiona.

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[emoji3][emoji3][emoji3][emoji3][emoji3]

 

[Mrigariga]

Kuna mzee kule kijiji aliweka shoka begani halafu akaondoka kwenda kukata gogo msituni, alipofika akataka kukata gogo akaanza kutafuta shoka akarudi nyumbani. Baada ya kufika nyumbani akaulizwa mbona huna gogo, akasema siioni shoka nimeisahau huku nyumbani. Akaambiwa mbona shoka iko begani kwako, akajikuta anapigwa na butwaa kwa mshangao mkubwa[emoji3][emoji3]

Nishawahi tafuta kalamu kumbe njmeichomeka kichwani. Nilipoenda washroom wakati nanawa ndiio naiona kupitia kwenye kioo cha washing basin.

 

[Shing Yui]

Hapo ndio ujue wewe ni UFAHAMU

 

[Ze last Born]

Hiyo HARI ni mbaya sana

Ni mbaya kwa kWERI [emoji23][emoji23]

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[Arien]

Hiyo ni early stage of dementia.

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ohoooo

 

[Lamsheku]

Hasa simu. Mko zaidi ya wa3,4 hivi. Hapo kuna masera usiowaamini,hasa kufuatana na tabia zao. Wale masera wanasepa,simu kawaida mara nyingi inakuwa mfukoni,lakini ukawa umeishika mkononi. Unafuta mfukoni haimo,pale ulipozoea kuweka mezani haipo. Mbio nje kuwakimbilia wale masera. Kumbe simu iko mkononi

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Hahahahaha kuna mwamba usiku alikua anatafuta simu yake huku anatumia tochi ya simu hiyohiyo anaoyoitafuta.
Nadhani hua kunakua na fuse zimelegea kwenye ubongo.

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[holy holm]

Hahahahaha kuna mwamba usiku alikua anatafuta simu yake huku anatumia tochi ya simu hiyohiyo anaoyoitafuta.
Nadhani hua kunakua na fuse zimelegea kwenye ubongo.

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[Swet-R]

Hahahahaha kuna mwamba usiku alikua anatafuta simu yake huku anatumia tochi ya simu hiyohiyo anaoyoitafuta.
Nadhani hua kunakua na fuse zimelegea kwenye ubongo.

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Aaah...! We jamaa fiuzi tena?

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[Lamsheku]

Aaah...! We jamaa fiuzi tena?

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Hahahah.... Eeh mkuu maana wataalamu hua wanadai kua brain hua ina emit electromagnetic waves sasa kwa muctadha huo naamini pia kutakua na vitu kama fuse na circuit. [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

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[Wild sniper]

Nakumbuka nimewahi kuagizwa nyama nikapewa elfu 10 nikiwa secondary basi kufika buchani sioni hela asee nilirudi natafuta njia nzima sijaiona kama nusu saa nikasema leo kipigo.
Ikabidi nirudi home kusema nikagombezwa vibaya sana nikapewa nyingine kufika buchani naiona ile 10 ipo kwenye mfuko wa shati na nilitafuta mwanzo sikuiona [emoji1][emoji1][emoji1].
Ikawa pocket money ya shule maana nishasemwa sana.

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[APEFACE]

Kuna ile unachukua simu unataka kumpigia mtu (fulani ) ghafla unasahau ulitaka kumpigia nani...unabaki unatoa mboni tu...inakuwa baada ya dakika tatu au zaidi ndo unakumbuka...😀😀😀

 

[holy holm]

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Nakumbuka nimewahi kuagizwa nyama nikapewa elfu 10 nikiwa secondary basi kufika buchani sioni hela asee nilirudi natafuta njia nzima sijaiona kama nusu saa nikasema leo kipigo.
Ikabidi nirudi home kusema nikagombezwa vibaya sana nikapewa nyingine kufika buchani naiona ile 10 ipo kwenye mfuko wa shati na nilitafuta mwanzo sikuiona [emoji1][emoji1][emoji1].
Ikawa pocket money ya shule maana nishasemwa sana.

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[holy holm]

Kweli

Kuna ile unachukua simu unataka kumpigia mtu (fulani ) ghafla unasahau ulitaka kumpigia nani...unabaki unatoa mboni tu...inakuwa baada ya dakika tatu au zaidi ndo unakumbuka...😀😀😀

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