Hivi Ushawahi kuisikia hii Speech ya Idi Amin kwa Malkia wa Uingereza

Hivi Ushawahi kuisikia hii Speech ya Idi Amin kwa Malkia wa Uingereza

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Idi Amin of Uganda (President’s SPEECH)
For those of us who English is not their first language, read on!!Here is a speech delivered by Idi Amin at a sumptuous luncheon hosted By Queen Elizabeth II of Great Britain .


“My majesty Mr. Queen Sir, horrible ministers and members of parliament, invented Guests, ladies under gentlemen. I hereby thank you completely…..Mr. Queen, sir; and also what he has done for me and my fellow Uganda who come with me.


We have really eaten very much. And we are fed up completely:And also very thanks to you keenly open up from all windows: so that those plenty climates can come into lunch. But before I go back to my country with a plane from the Entebbe airport of London I wish to invitation you Mr. Queen, to become home to Uganda so that we can also revenge on you .


You will eat a full cow:and also feel up your stomach and walk with difficult because of full stomach completely. Even when you want to rest at night; I will make sure that you sleep on top of me in the top up stairs of my mansion completely so that you can enjoy all the gravity of fresh air.


“But now am sorry because I have to tell you that I have made a shortcall on you only. But next time I shall make a long call on you to last the whole moon completely. Thank you very much to allow me to undress you completely before these extinguished ladies undergentlemen sir.


Lastly but not list, I ask the band to play our international anthem of the republic of Uganda and also the British international anthem..Your majesty sir, I thank you from the bottom of my heart and from thebottoms of all the people of Uganda .


With this few words I thank you Sir. (274)
 
Mkuu hii hutuba ni comedian nimecheka mwanzo mwisho. huyu jamaa alikuwa zuzu sana ndio maana aliwanyanganya Wahindi maduka akawapa ndugu zake mzigo ulipoisha hawakujua tena pa kununulia.
 
Nimejuta kufungua hii thread nimecheka mpaka majirani wamekuja kuniuliza kuna nini usiku huu, nikawambia ni Idd Amin, huyu ---- hii speech yake ni zaidi ya suicide bomber wa kipalestina, kuna grammatical suicide sidhani kama kuna mtu ameshavunja record yake, vipi watu wa guiness hawajachukua hii speech?
 
Aisee nimeecheka mnoo jmn ahh,, plz hii si kweli bana!
 
Huna sifa ya Kumpeleka Slaa Ikulu weweee.... Kura za wenye akili ndizo zitampeleka Ikulu.. Huwezi kumfananisha Dr Slaa na speech hiyo..

Sasa unabisha nini???
Kama kiswahili kinamshinda kuandika, 'kidhungu' itakuwaje....
 
Kwa hiyo hayo maandishi yanaweza yakawa ni utani tu na si kwamba ni kweli Idd Amin alitoa hotuba kama hiyo (ingawa alikuwa capable kuweza kutoa hotuba ya aina hiyo)?

Ni kweli alikuwa na Kiingereza kibovu lakini si kwa kiwango hicho.
 
this very amazing speech.ina maana kua idd amin akuwa na waandishi wake wa hotuba.
 
Haina hata chembe ya ukweli, it was meant to be a cruel joke on Amin.

Ni kweli kabisa kwani Field Marshal Idd Amin alikuwa ni fluent katika kiiingereza kama anavyosikika katika video clip hii hapa:



 
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Hiyo Speech inaweza kujirudia tukimpeleka Slaa Ikulu.

Pimbi kweli wewe...kwa taarifa yako jk alisema madam chairman kwenye conference belgium mwaka jana...
 
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