huyu mama kiboko

A guy was in a daladala and his phone rang. It was his wife calling and he wanted to show off so he decided to put his phone in aloud speaker and answered...
HIM; Hi! Sweetheart missing me already baby?
WIFE; Mbona umekunywa uji wa mtoto?!!!

Hah ha,noma sana

Aisee.

Aisee.

Hahhaha

Daah.hii stori mbona haijaisha?

Ha ha ha me ningekausha nakusema dah! mke wangu umeanza mafumbo yako... huku nikipunguza sauti😀😀😀

...NILIKUA NAWAHI KIBARUANI..KWANI NIMEONDOKA NA MATITI YAKO??MNYOYESHE

Teh teh teh teh.... Hiyo kali.....

mwenye shamba said:

Daah.hii stori mbona haijaisha?

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fupi tamu, ndefu inachosha

hahahahahahah, nimecheka maana kuna siku nilikuwa kwenye ulabu, bwana mmoja akawa amelewa akaanza kutoa siri za nyumbani "yaani mke wangu sijui ana nini, asubuhi hataki kunipikia chai leo kwa ushenzi nimeamua kunywa uji wote wa mtoto"