I AM NOT A QUALIFIED PHYSICIAN - Dr. KITCH

[RealMan]

Wana MMU,

Upendo, Amani na Furaha viwe nanyi. Nilisikia kibao hiki kwenye EA Radio Alhamisi asubuhi.

Kuna huyu Dokta hajafuzu lakini bado anatoa huduma tena kwa kutumia sindano oversize.
How many unqualified Docs are in heeeere at MMU???? Enyoy responsibly!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Lord Kitchener – Dr. Kitch
I am not a qualified physician
And I don't want to give this injection
I am not a qualified physician
And I don't want to give this injection
Dorothy is begging for trouble
She insist I should give her this needle
But, darling, one thing I want you know
Don't blame me for where the needle go
I push it in
She pull it out
I push it back
She start to shout
"Dr Kitch, you're terrible
I can't stand the size of your needle"

She lied on in such a position
It was difficult to give this injection
She start holding on to the needle
Making me so uncomfortable
I said "Darling can't you be steady
I'm going to have it done very shortly"
She said "Dr Kitch I am sorry
But the size of the needle frighten me"

Chorus

She still wouldn't lie down quietly
Constantly moving her body
So I slap her in the face with vexation
And I went on giving the injection
She screamed "Doctor stop! I can't stand the pain!
I don't think you're inside the right vain"
I said "It's your own fault you wouldn't be told
The needle must be stick in the wrong hole"

Chorus

I pull it from that hole and start again
I have the needle now in the right vain
The needle just gone in half a inch
The stupid young lady start to clinch
Suddenly she ???
Doc I can feel the penicillin going in
I said "You little fool what you do
You talk until the needle breaking you"

 

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[RealMan]

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