I regret to come to The USA

[Mr Sir1]

ichi kingereza mbona hakina mpangilio wa tenses, ulienda marekani ya wapi?

Ya Muleba😂😂

 

[Mr Sir1]

Sasa na wewe mbona umekazana kuandika kiinglish chako cha kujibia
essay huku unamsagia kunguni mwenzio ....si uandike kiswahili

Sasa uzi si umeandikwa kiingereza kuna ubaya mtu kujibu kwa kiingereza.

Japo wote wanazingua, JF ya wabongo wanatuletea yes no kama walitulipia ada.

 

[Certified Hater]

Kweli et watanzania tunazodoana kwa kejeli na dharau tele, juu ya ujuzi wa lugha ya kiingereza , et sijui tense imekaaje kaaje, mara sijui mpangilio umeenda wapi! Aiseee nchi ya baraka yenye watu wa ajabu.

 

[Alexander Lukashenko]

Come on lets us try to be serious here , 20 years in U. S and this is how you type down your story ??.. though i have never been in any of the English speaking country but you can see how good my English is , so what is wrong with you ??. Look there is no need to strain and straggle with a language that you're not good with just spear yourself from embarrasing youself right away . Type down by using Swahili and i tell you we will be so happy to read your story .

Mbona wewe ndio huwezi kuliko yeye !!!

 

[Alexander Lukashenko]

Mwamba na wewe umeenda kuharibu kabisa. Ndio vinini umeandika na misifa juu kuwa unajua kiingereza kizuri😂😂😂

Anatafsiri 😂😂😂

 

[fitonenendefu]

Wa tz bhana ujuaji mwingi sana,nani kawaambia huko USA ndio wanajua sana English,hata hapa bongo tu wabongo kiswahili hawajui vizuri.Ujuaji mwingine chenga tupu.

 

[Joannah]

Sasa uzi si umeandikwa kiingereza kuna ubaya mtu kujibu kwa kiingereza.

Japo wote wanazingua, JF ya wabongo wanatuletea yes no kama walitulipia ada.

Watajua wenyewe

 

[jabulani]

Huyu katoka kwa ras simba anafanya mazoezi ya kidhungu chake

 

[Fallback]

20 years in the U.S. and you can't even use proper grammar and punctuation.

Subiri nimalizie kusoma halafu nitakuja na comment ya ulichoandika.

Anaweza asijue kuandika Ila kuongea anajua na pia usisahau anatumia Smartphone sio kompyuta mpakato au kishikwambi,

 

[toughlendon_1]

Man, this is not cool. I will be honest with you, get a grammar teacher before you continue with this story and the rest should be in control, it seems like your communication skills are very poor. I know you cant write and from your writing, i bet you cant speak, and these two being combined i am sure you cant deliver a damn thing. That being said how are you going to survive in First World Countries ? ….

ANYWAYS,
Let me put some senses into your head, before it is worse that it is right now come back home there are alot of things to do right here , you can even KULA TUNDA KIMASIHARA when you are broke and life goes on, We know how to survive with no money, matter fact we are surviving….

Alot of stuffs to do in Tz if your a LAZY GUY, let me list few of them

YOU CAN BE
1.Chawa wa Mama
2. You can be chawa wa Paulo(now this guy is back in business)
3. Chawa wa chibu dangote
4. Chawa wa kondeboy
5. Dotto magari chawa wa every rich man town
6. CCM nambari one(all the empty headed dudes are there and they are surviving) and
7. Singeli musician.

Trust a brother, all these things can put money in your pocket all you got to do is learn the art of negotiation and be the biggest snitch of all, snitching in Tanzania is not a bigdeal…

All i got to say is, come back home, become a CCM member, chawa and a snitch, boom you win the jackpot…

 

[The Boss]

Come on lets us try to be serious here , 20 years in U. S and this is how you type down your story ??.. though i have never been in any of the English speaking country but you can see how good my English is , so what is wrong with you ??. Look there is no need to strain and straggle with a language that you're not good with just spear yourself from embarrasing youself right away . Type down by using Swahili and i tell you we will be so happy to read your story .

Struggle...
Spare.....

 

[Ihayabuyaga]

Nyie mnaodis hebu mwacheni apeyane mastori ya mamtoni bhana[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

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[To yeye]

Mwanamke kukoswa kalio kuna athiri mpaka ubongo.
go to hell mother**.

🙊

 

[joseph2]

Come on lets us try to be serious here , 20 years in U. S and this is how you type down your story ??.. though i have never been in any of the English speaking countries but you can see how good my English is , so what is wrong with you ??. Look there is no need to strain and straggle with a language that you're not good with just spear yourself from embarrasing youself right away . Type down by using Swahili and i tell you we will be so happy to read your story .

You are brain washed Dear. You Use English as measurement of one's intelligence, at the same time you are you using a phone that was made by korian who doesn't speak any English, and you travel in car or bus that was made by Japanese who also does not speak English at all.

 

[joseph2]

wewe na mleta mada mna shida moja, bahati yako GPT imekusevu ume edit post.
sema wewe nakusamehe huja kaa USA miaka 20.

 

[joseph2]

Mhh😖

Sasa nyinyi nasema sijui kizungu ila kizungu chagu kibove kina nifikisha sahemu yoyote Dunia nyinyi na kizungu chenu kizuri hata Nairobi hamjafika

 

[joseph2]

20 years in the U.S. and you can't even use proper grammar and punctuation.

Subiri nimalizie kusoma halafu nitakuja na comment ya ulichoandika.

Well, did i you ask you to edit my story? Or did I tell you to read it? Thank you for reading it. And I appreciated your criticism.

 

[joseph2]

Despite living in America,for more than 20 years,you neither know English nor Swahili,in short you have mastered none,aisee.... pole sana.

Jipe pole mwenyewe maana utaishia kokosawa wengine huku sisi wenye English ya kuunguga na kiswahili kibove tembea Dunia nzima in business class.

 

[ki2c]

Man, this is not cool. I will be honest with you, get a grammar teacher before you continue with this story and the rest should be in control, it seems like your communication skills are very poor. I know you cant write and from your writing, i bet you cant speak, and these two being combined i am sure you cant deliver a damn thing. That being said how are you going to survive in First World Countries ? ….

ANYWAYS,
Let me put some senses into your head, before it is worse that it is right now come back home there are alot of things to do right here , you can even KULA TUNDA KIMASIHARA when you are broke and life goes on, We know how to survive with no money, matter fact we are surviving….

Alot of stuffs to do in Tz if your a LAZY GUY, let me list few of them

YOU CAN BE
1.Chawa wa Mama
2. You can be chawa wa Paulo(now this guy is back in business)
3. Chawa wa chibu dangote
4. Chawa wa kondeboy
5. Dotto magari chawa wa every rich man town
6. CCM nambari one(all the empty headed dudes are there and they are surviving) and
7. Singeli musician.

Trust a brother, all these things can put money in your pocket all you got to do is learn the art of negotiation and be the biggest snitch of all, snitching in Tanzania is not a bigdeal…

All i got to say is, come back home, become a CCM member, chawa and a snitch, boom you win the jackpot…

Man, this is not cool. I will be honest with you, get a grammar teacher before you continue with this story and the rest should be in control, it seems like your communication skills are very poor. I know you cant write and from your writing, i bet you cant speak, and these two being combined i am sure you cant deliver a damn thing. That being said how are you going to survive in First World Countries ? ….

ANYWAYS,
Let me put some senses into your head, before it is worse that it is right now come back home there are alot of things to do right here , you can even KULA TUNDA KIMASIHARA when you are broke and life goes on, We know how to survive with no money, matter fact we are surviving….

Alot of stuffs to do in Tz if your a LAZY GUY, let me list few of them

YOU CAN BE
1.Chawa wa Mama
2. You can be chawa wa Paulo(now this guy is back in business)
3. Chawa wa chibu dangote
4. Chawa wa kondeboy
5. Dotto magari chawa wa every rich man town
6. CCM nambari one(all the empty headed dudes are there and they are surviving) and
7. Singeli musician.

Trust a brother, all these things can put money in your pocket all you got to do is learn the art of negotiation and be the biggest snitch of all, snitching in Tanzania is not a bigdeal…

All i got to say is, come back home, become a CCM member, chawa and a snitch, boom you win the jackpot…

Daaah! mkuu,umenichekesha sana,hii saa 2:30 usiku.Nimecheka kwa sauti... daah! we inaonyesha ni comedian mzuri sana,anyway.... umemshauri vema.

 

[ki2c]

Well, did i you ask you to edit my story? Or did I tell you to read it? Thank you for reading it. And I appreciated your criticism.

Mr. you have been asked several times by many people,to use Swahili language,why are you stubborn?
How will readers comprehend,if you are narrating poor as you are doing now?
After all,you are not a good orator,leave us alone.