Imagine this. waliooa/kuolewa

[tete'a'tete]

nakushukuru sana nadhani nilikuwa maternity

ipotezeeeni 😛layball:

Ok Paka Jimmy nae yuko maternity nini sijamuona mida sasa...aliye na taarifa zake tujuze plz...I missed his words........

 

[Myamba]

BUT why check his/her purse in the first place? I wouldn't do that anyway.

 

[Mbu]

If your wife /Husband gets ready to go shopping. Whilst she is bathing, you decide to
check in her purse how much she has taken for the shopping. Upon checking
the amount, in another compartment of the purse, you find four unused
condoms.

You decide not to ask her about the condoms and let her go for her super
shopping. On her return, she goes straight for bathing and you check again
in her purse while she is bathing. You then find that there are two condoms
remaining.

What would you do? Would you ask her where the two have gone? If she says
she hadn't had any, will you blame yourself for not asking her the first
time you found them before leaving for the shopping? If she says she has
given them to her friend, would you be satisfied with the answer? Any answer
given would you accept and rest the matter?

...wanasema kuuliza si ujinga, reaction yako baada ya jibu ndilo litalopima kiwango cha "Ujinga" wako.

 

[Bigirita]

Mi nisingemuuliza anyway. Ningetumia mbinu nyingine kumtafuta mmbaya wangu, I mean anaenimegea mke wangu...

Unajuaje kama mkeo hajaji-semesha kuwa ni single? au yeye ndo kajilegeza? unafikiri amebakwa?
unatakiwa u-deal na wa kwako kwanza. uta-deal na wanaume wangapi sasa kama mkeo ndo anapenda mitarimbo tofauti tofauti?

 

[Dark City]

mie nildhani wanaume ndo wanabeba condoms... kumbe hata kina dada? she might be very depressed to get laid...

Wanaweza kubeba ila kwa walio wengi naamini wanaweza kuzikumba baada ya dak 90 za mchezo. Kwa mizuka yao ile sina hakika kama huwa wanabakiza walau akili kidogo za kukumbuka vitu kama hivyo! Wale wanaoweza kukumbuka basi wanastahili pongezi.

Ila kwa raha, starehe na usalama wenyu (kama wanavyosemaga wadada wa KQ), ni bora kutofikiria maswali kama haya! Yanapunguza siku za kuishi kwa margin kubwa mno!

 

[Dreamliner]

Kabeba za nini? Kwa nini umbebee rafiki yako? Neno la MUNGU linasema, 'Mwanamke asiachwe isipokuwa kwa uasherati' Huyo si wangu tena!!! ni wetu! Kila mtu na hamsini zake FL1.

 

[FirstLady1]

Ok Paka Jimmy nae yuko maternity nini sijamuona mida sasa...aliye na taarifa zake tujuze plz...I missed his words........

Mama PJ yuko nyumbani anaangalia watoto wamepeana zamu na wife

 

[FirstLady1]

Kabeba za nini? Kwa nini umbebee rafiki yako? Neno la MUNGU linasema, 'Mwanamke asiachwe isipokuwa kwa uasherati' Huyo si wangu tena!!! ni wetu! Kila mtu na hamsini zake FL1.

Umejuaje kama amezini?:gossip:

 

[Regia Mtema]

FL1.hujajifungua tu?mbona hutupi habari njema?