Is this her first baby?

[Hussein Njovu]

John phoned the maternity ward at the hospital. "Quick!" he said."Send an ambulance, my wife is goin' to have a baby!" "Tell me, is this her first baby?" the intern asked. "No, this is her husband, John, speakin'."

 

[Galaauditty]

Hi everyone! I`m new to the forum. I have a funny story to tell you that I read somewhere.

A patient comes to a dentist with a tooth pain.
Dantist : Two of you teeth are inflamated and we need to remove them.
Patient: And how much will it cost?
Dentist: Seven hundred and fifty dollars for both.
Patient: What? Seven hundred and fifty dollars for 10 minutes of work?
Dentist: Well, if you like, I can pull them out slowly!

 

[senator]

Dentist: Well, if you like, I can pull them out slowly!

Tena bila ganzi!!yaani kijana yupo kwenye jumba la sinema ukilipa buku 5 unakaa masaa....i thought the patient go opt for one teeth to be removed!!