Lumbi9
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- Oct 12, 2014
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Hukutakiwa kunihukumu kwa jina
Hukutakiwa kunihukumu kwa jinaUtakuwa umenionea, kwani mimi ndo niliyekupa hilo jina?
Sure[emoji848]Cicero of the Roman empire wrote this
1. The poor - work & work.
2. The rich - exploit the poor.
3. The soldier - protects both.
4. The taxpayer - pays for all three.
5. The banker - robs all four.
6. The lawyer - misleads all five.
7. The doctor - bills all six.
8. The goons - scare all of seven.
9. The Politician -, lives happily on account of all eight.
Written in 43 B.C. but still valid even today.
Tupia picha tuone, maana isijekuwa unaturusha roho kwa soda ya jero[emoji23]Mi niko bar ndo naianza weekenda
Prove me wrong![emoji6]Hukutakiwa kunihukumu kwa jina
*My Dear Sister kukosa kuwa na tako kwa maisha ya sasa ni sawa na nchi kukosa Jeshi*
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Sijamtaja mtu wapendwa
Tubutu![emoji53]Mwanaume ni kunyandua dame vizuri mpaka ukimaliza anakuwekea kichwa kwa kifua anakwambia ,
"Babe , I'll help you pay my dowry"
Mmh hiyo lugha hiyoProve me wrong![emoji6]
Wewe najua nchi ina jeshi imara [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji126]
Alaa kumbe![emoji848]To those girls who give their numbers to guys and then ignore their calls or block them. Why did you give them your number in the first place? This is the reason why guys give you babies and ignore you!!!
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Huwezi kumsaidia kukulipia mahari?Tubutu![emoji53]
Mmh hiyo lugha hiyo
Huwezi kumsaidia kukulipia mahari?
[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] Ndio maana walikuwa wanatudanganya watoto wanawaokota mtoni tunakubal.*U will never see African parents kissing , hugging or in any form of romance.... But Boom! 11 children.... How come?*
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