Je hili ni kweli?

[Atoto]

Pita tu vizuri na tege lako kama banio

Mweeeeh! Unanikumbusha wakati nilishasahau jamani, have mercy plz, nisijekimbia kwenda kuvua hiki kimini.

 

[kui]

[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] my ribs..

Wasituchoshe eti, aagh!..

 

[muongozaji]

This is a point maana Kuna wengine hawataki kuolewa na watu ka baba yake

Kabisa mkuu...absolutely right !

 

[kui]

Itakuwa hakuna wanaume wenye sifa za kuoa pia

Hebu mwambie huyo, no wonder tunatamani waume kama baba zetu, wale wa zamani ni bora kuliko wa sasa.

 

[kui]

Pita tu vizuri na tege lako kama banio

😀😀

Utachapwa wewe, nimecheka cos hapa nilipo nina bonge la banio yameshikilia haya makatani yangu.

 

[kui]

Aggggr! Hawa viumbe wanajiona wakamilifu mno! Nasubiri wafanikiwe kuumba watupe feedback.

Ni hapo waumbe halafu watoe vituko kuliko sisi. Binadamu sio, alien sio, mdudu sio...teh!

Cc to a handsome boy Nyani Ngabu

 

[Ushimen]

Hapo inamaana kuna sifa zako ambazo anazipenda na zingine hazipendi.

Lakini bado ana amini kwamba mimi baba yake ndio mwanaume bora kuliko wanaume wote kwenye dunia

 

[Ushimen]

Si mnanijua na magazeti yangu, can't define my pops in few lines, ntakuwa sijamtendea haki mfilipino wangu kabisa, afu sina mood ya magazeti leo, otherwise gazeti lake lingekamilika kesho lol

Sijawahi muomba Mungu anipe mwanaume mwenye sifa kama za baba angu, wala kuomba anipe mwanaume mwenye A, B, C, nope (it's ok pia kuomba unachokitaka as long as it is line with God's will). Huwa simply namuomba Mungu anipe ubavu wangu, mwanaume ambaye nilifanyika kutoka kwenye ubavu wake (huyu "tutaoana" tu kwenye hali zote). And naamini anaweza akaja kwenye package nayoiwish au tofauti kabisa na ile ninayoiwish. Nisije nikapishana na Boaz wangu bure, coz naconcentrate kumsubiri mrefu, kumbe nimeletewa mfupi mweeee. (What I want kinaweza kikawa tofauti kabisa na what I need..., God knows what's the best for me)

Ulipo changanya na vingereza, ndio umenikoroga kabisaaa...... mswahili mie + ushamba + uzee wangu huu

 

[Atoto]

Lakini bado ana amini kwamba mimi baba yake ndio mwanaume bora kuliko wanaume wote kwenye dunia

Hahahaaaa! Pamoja na ulevi wako!

 

[Atoto]

Hebu mwambie huyo, no wonder tunatamani waume kama baba zetu, wale wa zamani ni bora kuliko wa sasa.

Hahahaaaa! Nasi tukawaumbe.

 

[G.Jacob]

Anayetamani kuoa hayajamkuta ya mkuta
Sitamani mwanamke yeyote hata awe wa kushushwa na mvua

 

[Ushimen]

Huo ulevi hadi wa kumtisha binti hehe

Haha hongereni wababa wote mlio mifano bora kwa watoto na wake zenu

Mkuu....
Mimi ni mfano m-baya sana kwa huyo unae muita mke.
Agghhhh.....[emoji51] [emoji51] [emoji51]
Ebu ngoja niishie hapa tafadhali

 

[Heaven Sent]

Mweeeeh! Unanikumbusha wakati nilishasahau jamani, have mercy plz, nisijekimbia kwenda kuvua hiki kimini.

aaah ngoja kesho nivae pedo nikutumie utege wangu

😀😀

Utachapwa wewe, nimecheka cos hapa nilipo nina bonge la banio yameshikilia haya makatani yangu.

 

[Heaven Sent]

Ulipo changanya na vingereza, ndio umenikoroga kabisaaa...... mswahili mie + ushamba + uzee wangu huu

Aah acha hizo bana

 

[Atoto]

Ni hapo waumbe halafu watoe vituko kuliko sisi. Binadamu sio, alien sio, mdudu sio...teh!

Cc to a handsome boy Nyani Ngabu

Hahahaaaa! Mbona alien, alafu ndio wako Huyo hakuna kumkimbia.

 

[Heaven Sent]

Mkuu....
Mimi ni mfano m-baya sana kwa huyo unae muita mke.
Agghhhh.....[emoji51] [emoji51] [emoji51]
Ebu ngoja niishie hapa tafadhali

Uuuh sorry kwa kukumbushia

 

[Atoto]

aaah ngoja kesho nivae pedo nikutumie utege wangu

Haya mambo ya kurithi haya sio kabisa,hebu vingine muwe mnajiongeza sio mwarithi kila kitu.

 

[kui]

Hahahaaaa! Mbona alien, alafu ndio wako Huyo hakuna kumkimbia.

Hahah!, ukimkimbia ana kukimbiza, halafu aliens wanakuwaga na maguvu kuliko binadamu...hapo chacha!
Imagine mtu anakatiza mitaa na alien yuko nyuma yake. Kwi kwi 😀

 

[Heaven Sent]

Haya mambo ya kurithi haya sio kabisa,hebu vingine muwe mnajiongeza sio mwarithi kila kitu.

Haha bi mkubwa nashukuru kwa hili tege amazing, hujui tu. ...

 

[Atoto]

Hahah!, ukimkimbia ana kukimbiza, halafu aliens wanakuwaga na maguvu kuliko binadamu...hapo chacha!
Imagine mtu anakatiza mitaa na alien yuko nyuma yake. Kwi kwi 😀

Hahahaaaa! Wasije sababisha nasi tukakimbia bureeee! Maana itakuwa mtafutano, ghafla kui ataonekana malaika.