Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

chriatina mtavangu · Mar 1, 2017

Wonderfully

stickvibration · Mar 1, 2017

*Kumbe bangi haina madhara yoyote bana,nimejaribu kupiga pafu tatu asubuh hii na Niko vizur tu nimekaa juu ya tv naangalia masofa yangu,*

Freyzem · Mar 1, 2017

WALLAHI CTAWAHI KUDANGANYA TENA

Juzi nikitoka church nilipanda kihiace na kulikuwa na mrembo mkali hujawahi kuona,kila kijana alikuwa akimtupia macho,so me nilikuwa na wepesi wa kuongea naye kirahisi coz nilikuwa kando yake,,, Sasa kama unavyojuwa wanaume kwa kujikosha Nikaimigine mtto ananiangalia so nikaamuwa kupiga fake phone
"Hello Mr. Supervisor,nitachalewa kidogo coz kuna mahali nitapitia, so nipelekee tu hyo Ferrari yangu nyumbani"
Nikaona mrembo ameniangalia kwa macho ya husda apo nkajua nimeuwa ndege kwa jiwe moja, nkaamua kujikosha mtt wa kiume , "niaje mrembo", akanikazia macho kisha akaniambia,
"Shika battery yako uliangusha ukitoa simu"

Icho kicheko watu walicheka hujawahi ona jooo adi ikabidi dereva aegeshe gari watu wacheke kwanza [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Nikaona isiwe tabu nikashukia pale pale[emoji124][emoji124][emoji124]

Tujifunze kusema ukweli kwani uongo sio mzuri hata kwa Mungu... [emoji120][emoji120][emoji120][emoji120][emoji120]

mkandumbwe · Mar 2, 2017

....mlevi mmoja alikuwa anakula ugali na samaki mida ya usiku, Mkewe akamwambia "Mume wangu angalia miba isije ikakuchoma, Mlevi Lakini "Usijali mke wangu nimevaa viatu....[emoji12][emoji13][emoji13][emoji13][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji108]

mudyton · Mar 2, 2017

sio mchezo hii kweli stress free zone

Nimkimbilie nani · Mar 2, 2017

Hapa naona mnaniongezea stress tu

Wick · Mar 2, 2017

92brow said:
Kuna watu walikua wanagonga mlango wa chumba changu nikauliza nani? Wakajibu sisi Askari, nikauliza mnataka nini? Wakajibu fungua tunataka kuongea na wewe, nikauliza mpo wangapi? Wakasema tupo wa3, nikawaambia ongeeni wenyewe. Sipendagi ujinga [emoji3] [emoji3].

😀 😀 😀 😀 😀

Wick · Mar 2, 2017

Freyzem said:
Huu Ufala wa Madem Huwa Mnavaa Earings Kwa Mapua, Ulimi, Masikio sijui kwa Uso...Maneckless ka mia Mbili...!!!
Mwingine ameanguka jana Town ametoa sauti Ka sufuria[emoji38][emoji38][emoji16][emoji16][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Kupwangalangichikong'oung'enkikounkong'ouu!

Hahahahahah!!!..

dorina magesa · Mar 2, 2017

Kweli imekaa Vizuri kabisa

Arabian queen · Mar 2, 2017

Freyzem said:
WALLAHI CTAWAHI KUDANGANYA TENA

Juzi nikitoka church nilipanda kihiace na kulikuwa na mrembo mkali hujawahi kuona,kila kijana alikuwa akimtupia macho,so me nilikuwa na wepesi wa kuongea naye kirahisi coz nilikuwa kando yake,,, Sasa kama unavyojuwa wanaume kwa kujikosha Nikaimigine mtto ananiangalia so nikaamuwa kupiga fake phone
"Hello Mr. Supervisor,nitachalewa kidogo coz kuna mahali nitapitia, so nipelekee tu hyo Ferrari yangu nyumbani"
Nikaona mrembo ameniangalia kwa macho ya husda apo nkajua nimeuwa ndege kwa jiwe moja, nkaamua kujikosha mtt wa kiume , "niaje mrembo", akanikazia macho kisha akaniambia,
"Shika battery yako uliangusha ukitoa simu"

Icho kicheko watu walicheka hujawahi ona jooo adi ikabidi dereva aegeshe gari watu wacheke kwanza [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Nikaona isiwe tabu nikashukia pale pale[emoji124][emoji124][emoji124]

Tujifunze kusema ukweli kwani uongo sio mzuri hata kwa Mungu... [emoji120][emoji120][emoji120][emoji120][emoji120]

Hahahahahaha[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Wick · Mar 2, 2017

MWANDISHI:Habari yako mzee, kwani Ng'ombe wako huwa unawalisha nini?
MZEE:Ng'ombe yupi unamuulizia,? Mweupe au mweusi?
MWANDISHI:Mweupe.
MZEE:Huyo namlisha majani.
MWANDISHI:Na mweusi!!!?
MZEE:Namlisha majani pia.
MWANDISHI:Umeanza kufuga lini hawa Ng'ombe wako?
MZEE:Ng'ombe yupi unamuulizia? Mweupe au mweusi?
MWANDISHI: Mweupe.
MZEE:Huyo nimeanza mwaka jana.
MWANDISHI:Na Mweusi!!!?
MZEE:Mwakajana pia.
MWANDISHI:Hivi Ng'ombe wako huwa wanalala wapi?
MZEE:Ng'ombe yupi mweupe au mweusi?
MWANDISHI:Mweupe.
MZEE:Analala hapo kwenye boma.
MWANDISHI:Na mweusi analala wapi!!?
MZEE:Analala kwenye boma pia.
MWANDISHI:Kwanini nikikuuliza kuhusu Ng'ombe wako naww unaniuliza mweupe au mweusi alafu unatoa majibu sawa????
MZEE:Kwasababu Ng'ombe mweupe ndo wakwangu.
MWANDISHI:Enhe! Na huyo mweusi ni wanani??
MZEE:Ni wangu pia.

Mwinyi_ole_mushi · Mar 2, 2017

BABA MWEUSI
MAMA MWEUSI
Nawewe walikuzaa mweusi lakn umefksha
miaka 20 umeanza kuwa mweupe,,,,,!!!
HAPO NDO WAZAZ WANABAK KUJIULZA HV
MBEGU ILIKUWA NI YA KINYONGA AU!!!!!

baraka bb · Mar 2, 2017

hahahaaaaa

ujoka · Mar 2, 2017

siku moja Baba aliniagiza mchele sokoni, kilo moja,, kwa tamaa zangu nikanunuua nusu,, hela iliyobaki nikala big g,, nikijidanganya kuwa nimewini,,, nilipofika hm walipopika sikushiba,,, majuto ni mjukuu

Hechinodemata · Mar 3, 2017

Freyzem said:
Hujapotea kwani wewe huna stress..?
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nimemtembelea,rafiki yangu mida ya saa saba hivi na tayari alikuwa amesonga ugali nikamtuma nje wakati anatoka nje nikaongeza maji kwenye sufuria kumbe sikujuwa alipima maji kulingana na unga uliobaki sasa hivi tunakunywa uji hatuongeleshani .
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kumbe_wote_hatupendangi_ujinga!

noma sana

Hechinodemata · Mar 3, 2017

Do kanisani raha, jumaapili iliyopita mimi na mweye nyumba wangu tulihudhuria ibada kanisani, basi wakati ibada inaendelea mchungaji akasema mwambie jirani yako Yesu amenilipia deni langu lote, Basi mi kwakua baba mwenye nyumba alikua ananidai kodi nikamgeukia na kumwambia kwa nguvu 'yesu amenilipia deni langu lote' Baba mwenye nyumba aka amka amechukia akatoka nje sijue ameenda kuniandikia mkataba mwingine.

shaks001 · Mar 3, 2017

Wakuu samahani kama mtasikia mtu anauza gari mpya aina ya Noah new model ikiwa na vibali vyote kwa bei kati ya milioni 8 mpaka 12,rangi yoyote haina shida.We mwache tu aiuze mi sina hela![emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

Mwinyi_ole_mushi · Mar 3, 2017

Hahahahaha,

Wick · Mar 3, 2017

Unakuta mdada ana tumatiti tudogo afu akianza kwenda kuoga anafunga taulo mpaka shingoni sasa sijui anafunika mapigo ya moyo!..
ujinga tu😉😉😉

Kingeke Mavoya · Mar 3, 2017

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