Karibuni Baraza la Kahawa

[mzeewakungoa]

Itapendeza kukiwa na juice ya ukwaju bardiiii. [emoji23] [emoji23]

Vitu vya baridi sana si vizuri kwa afya yako emmy.

 

[Galapagosi]

[emoji15] [emoji15] hela unayo lakini

Kipenda roho si unaelewa wewe tu kunifungulia moyo.

 

[mzeewakungoa]

[emoji30][emoji30]Wacha nkalale mie,unanitia presha tu hapa

Bora ukalale my Queen...atapunguza ushilawadu.

 

[Galapagosi]

Umeonaeee gari inaweza kugoma kupandaa mlima bhanaa bhanaa ukamsaidia kusukuma

Aah wapi gari naweza sukuma mwenyewe na kuendesha simultaneously maana huwa kuna nguvu za ajabu zinatokea pale unapokuwa pembeni ya mtoto mzuri.

 

[Nanoli]

Niwekee shtombe kimoja cha gahawa yakheee!.... Usisahau na kisheti..... Asaalaam alleykhum

 

[Galapagosi]

hii rizki jirani ishaingia mdudu itakutokea puwani [emoji4] [emoji4] [emoji4]

Unapeperusha ndege mzee.

 

[Mehek]

ni kweli maana haya magari mengi ni ya kubust aisee

[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

 

[Mehek]

hii rizki jirani ishaingia mdudu itakutokea puwani [emoji4] [emoji4] [emoji4]

Wewe ndiyo unaiingiza mduduu

 

[holy holm]

Bado mpo tu kijiweni...
Ntarudi tena

 

[Mehek]

Kuna Sheikh mmoja alikuwa atoa story za mahurul eiyn msikitini.
Akaanza kuwasifu sanaaaaaa mpaka jamaa wote wamepanda Mori kwa raha. Sasa mukiingia peponi (sheikh akaendelea)...ukifika kwenye Kasri lako...utakaribishwa na wanawake wazuriiiiiiiiiiiii, mpaka macho yatakutoka kwa umaumbile Yao na uzuri wao. Utauliza malaika, Hawa ndio wake zangu wa huku?
Malaika watasema hapana, hao Ni wafanyi kazi wako tu, Hao mahurul eiyn bado hujawaona, uzuri wao Ni Mara elfu hamsini ya hawa! (jamaa msikitini takbiiiiir)!
"Halafu ukiingia ndani unakuta wanawake wengine warembo kuliko wale wa mlangoni...wanakuandalia....utauliza malaika, hao ndio mahurul wangu? Utaambiwa hapana Hawa Ni wa kukupikia na kukuandalia tu! Kila ukiendelea unakutana na warembo kuliko those before na Ni wazuri Mara elfu hamsini ya those before., (jamaa msikitini takbiiiiir ya nguvuuuuu!!!!!!!)
Mwisho unafika chumba kikuu cha Kasri lako, (jamaa hata kukaa hawakai tena wengine wampiga magoti!!). Sheikh akasema, ukifungua mlango.....? Jamaa enheeee?! Tupe Sheikh!!
Sheikh akaendelea, Unamkuta mkeo wa duniani kalala kwenye jitanda lako, amependezaaaa!!!
Jamaa wote wakaruka msikitini, "Sasa sheikh mambo gani Tena? Aaaaaah waudhi kaaa Nini, hebu shuka mimbar hiyo! Aaaah eti mke wangu? Huyu huyu niliomuacha nyumbani? Mmmh! Ushaharibu kila kitu, toka uwende zako!".

Balaaa ikazuka msikitini[emoji12]

Ivi wanaume mna nn lkn[emoji124][emoji124]

[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] yeuuwiii

 

[Mehek]

Kipenda roho si unaelewa wewe tu kunifungulia moyo.

[emoji39] [emoji39] [emoji39] [emoji7] [emoji8] [emoji7] [emoji8] sasa sijui tuhamie private massage

 

[Mehek]

Aah wapi gari naweza sukuma mwenyewe na kuendesha simultaneously maana huwa kuna nguvu za ajabu zinatokea pale unapokuwa pembeni ya mtoto mzuri.

Teh teh kesha kuachaaa

Nyoka mzee/#

 

[Nyoka_mzee]

[emoji79]Yani apa umetengezwa uzi tuporojee humu,alaf huu uzi ufungwe tena[emoji30]itabidi nisichangie post yyt ntakua mtazamaji tu wa post za watu

[emoji4] [emoji12] wakifunga huu uzi tutaandamana bila nguo alafu mie ntatangulia mbele

 

[Nyoka_mzee]

Vitu vya baridi sana si vizuri kwa afya yako emmy.

mi namjua huyo apenda vya baridiiii

 

[Nyoka_mzee]

Kipenda roho si unaelewa wewe tu kunifungulia moyo.

[emoji15] [emoji15] [emoji15]

 

[Nyoka_mzee]

Bora ukalale my Queen...atapunguza ushilawadu.

aje alale maana na mie niko huko

 

[Nyoka_mzee]

Niwekee shtombe kimoja cha gahawa yakheee!.... Usisahau na kisheti..... Asaalaam alleykhum

waleikum salam kwema ?
shtombe ya Gahwa ,iko kwisha hapa ,iko supu ya pweza

 

[Nyoka_mzee]

Unapeperusha ndege mzee.

hahaha wacha apeperuke utamtunguwa na manatiii

 

[Nyoka_mzee]

Wewe ndiyo unaiingiza mduduu

hahaha jirani hapana

 

[Nyoka_mzee]

Bado mpo tu kijiweni...
Ntarudi tena

mkuu hapa haondoki mtu ndo patakuwa barza yetu hii,kila siku utatukuta hapa