Karibuni mabingwa wa kuchapia utupe mchapio wako

[tecnohailali]

Ulimi hauna mpufa

 

[reyzzap]

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Asikuambie mtu michapio mitamu n ya kirugha kwa kiswahili, Tuliosoma mikoani usiombee msambaa achanganye kiswahili na kisambaa, asee n burdan kinyamaa

 

[reyzzap]

Ulimi hauna mpufa

mfupa hauna ulimi

 

[reyzzap]

Naunga Mkono hoja- Naunga hoja mkono

 

[mwandende]

Nakupemba sama

 

[reyzzap]

Jamaa aliangusha Goli la wakaanga chips akaambiwa achague polisi au alipe,

akajitia anaweza kuongea haraka haraka akasema
Chips siend na polisi si lipi, Mwishowe kwa aibu aliamua kulipa

 

[frank lion]

Nipatie parachichi la miatano~ nipatie paratano la miachichi

 

[Askari Muoga]

serikali imeamua kubuni mbinu....kumradhi! Serkali imeamuna kumbuni binu ! samahani kidogo ! serikali imeamua kumbinu buni .....alisikika mtangazaji mmoja wa TV akipata shida na mhariri akamuuliza mbona anapachia sana leo wakati wa kusoma habari

ha ha ha

 

[Msukumakizazi]

Nainga mkonyo hoja......@loading

yaani hapahapa kuandika tu umechapia hata hatujafika mbali!!!. mchapio wa "standard gauge"

 

[Msukumakizazi]

I always find it funny mtu akichapia. Niliwahi kumcheka Mwalimu wangu wa Chemistry nikiwa kidato cha pili.

Mbona umekatisha story? takuwa alikulamba bakola lazima!!!

 

[davie dee]

Usione mavi kichaka kimekubana
jana umelala mijuu guu=miguu juu

 

[fufu]

Daaah nimemkumbuka bingwa wa rivasiiiiii

Kila nikikata polisi, kona huyu hapa

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[Rogie]

Mbona umekatisha story? takuwa alikulamba bakola lazima!!!

Hapana hakunilamba...alizoea tu akawa akichapia ananiambia nisicheke.

 

[ProBook]

Nliwahi sema UCHUMBI badala ya UCHUMI kwenye kubushana siasa.. Hadi ubishi uliisha kwa wote wakabaki kucheka

 

[INGENJA]

cogiligesheni

 

[Wa Mkoani]

Adani yupo ndamu___adamu yupo ndani....

 

[ney kaaya]

Unanikumbusha mwalimu wetu alitukana class sasa ile tumemmind akasema "SAMAHANINI ULIMI HAUNA MFAPA" asee tulicheka basi akajitetea tena "JAMANI NIMECHAPIA KITOJO" [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

hahhaahhahahahahhaha

 

[tokenring]

"Kwani amechapwia vwipwi" alisikika Side enzi hizo primary

Medi akamshangaa nayeye "hii kachatia kachatia"

 

[Scale]

Kusapia noma sana!

 

[holy holm]

Asante,Karibuni mabingwi wa kuchapua mh kuchapia mutupe michapio yenu
1:Twende sokoni- Twende chokoni
2:Ametoka kilosa- Ametoka kisola
Aya Endelea nawe

hivi Singa na Yamba zimechoka Ngap Ngap?
Hivi simba na yanga zimetoka ngap ngap?

Jamaniii... Gari limepata habari dararajani.
Jamaniii.. Gari limepata ajari darajani
😀😀😀