Kauli 10 za walimu darasani

[Herbalist Dr MziziMkavu]

1: Mkimaliza kuongea, niambieni niendelee kufundisha.

2: Baba yako aliuza ng'ombe ili alete ng'ombe mwingine shuleni.

3: Kama unajua kuliko mimi, njoo ufundishe wewe.

4: Ulikuja peke yako na utaondoka peke yako.

5: Hata msipoelewa, mshahara wangu uko pale pale.

6: Baba yako anahangaika kulipa ada wewe unafanya utumbo tu.

7: Hata nikeshe nafundisha, wengine ni mizigo hawatoki na lolote.

8: Bichwa lako kubwa lipo kwa ajili ya kutenganisha masikio yako.

9: Bichwa kubwa ubongo nukta.

10: Wengine hapa wamekuja kukua tu.

Unayo nyingine? Mkumbuke mwalimu wako.................

 

[farkhina]

Unachokipanda ndio unachokivuna....

 

[Replies]

You will reap what you sow

 

[Public Enemy]

kama hujui.... hujui tu

 

[ndechilio shoo]

Nifundishe nisifundishei wapo watakaofery tu bora niache nisipoteze nguvu nisubiri Mshahara

 

[badiebey]

hahahha rly funny
'niko hapa kucover nilichopanga wether mnaelewa au hamuelewi'

 

[Alola]

Monitor kalete fimbo

 

[bily]

dah back in days, ni vizuri tukipata mda wa mapumziko tutembelee hizi shule zetu jamani tumetoka mbali eti.

 

[LIKUD]

I WILL HELP YOU TO FAIL...Huyu ni Profesa wa Chuo Kikuu.

 

[g click]

piga magoti na uite mvua

 

[Humble African]

Leo tunaanza na tebo ya tisa, monita kalete fimbo!!

 

[Mkaruka]

Mmasai:Analeta mwanae mwingine kusoma darasa kumreplace aliyeandikishwa kwa kuwa anazamu ya kuchunga ng'ombe!

 

[jafari mwijae]

it is not the ethics and ettiquete of a good teacher.i call them stupid teachers don do it.

 

[mkakeni]

Kuliko kufeli kiasi hiki bora uache shule ukafanye mambo mengine..ur still young ta waste ur time here... ushauri huu wa mwalimu..

 

[Kisusi Mohammed]

Kwa Leo tunaishia hapa, kesho msisahau kuja na Pesa ya mabumunda na visheti!

 

[Kavishenko]

Stay tune am koming

 

[Raynavero]

vyeti vyangu si feki so kashtaki kokote ajira ntapata

 

[Galamtogela]

Kama hunisikii ninavyofundisha mwambie headmaster wako anunue vipaza sauti au afunge sabufa darasani

 

[Dr.]

Yani mmeharibu nauli zenu kuja hapa Ndanda ili mfaulu PCB au PGM? bora hamia HKL au HGK la sivo mtarudi kwenu kama mlivokuja,hasa wewe unaenikodolea macho (akaninyoshea kidole).

 

[mikagati]

Wanaosoma HKL wanasoma masomo mawili tu, ila msiende kuwaambia dah huyu ticha noma