Kauli zilizotoweka tangu Magufuli aingie madarakani

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

LEO wapi!!!!

Huu msemo nao umeadimika sana, ukiona mtu anakuuliza leo wapi anataka kuja kudandia trela, wakati zamani mtu akikuuliza leo wpi alikuwa anamaanisha twende tukazitumie zangu

 

[WISE 2012]

Hahahahaaa

 

[ukhuty]

Chenji utazuia tu

 

[Twinawe]

lete kama tulivyo

 

[ukhuty]

Huwa situmii uporo

 

[mpita-njia]

"Njoo na mashoga zako"

"Wape savannah"

 

[ufyudhi]

Naenda msoga mara moja(mtu akikamatwa na trafik moro road na kuulizwa anaenda wapi)

 

[Guasa Ambonii]

Usisahau kupitia bahasha yako pale pa siku zote

 

[NAKWEDE]

Kama mwenye nyumba anakusumbua sema tutafute nyumba nyingine kwani hiyo kodi iliyobaki ni kitu gani bwana!

 

[GREGO]

Ntakupotezaaa....

 

[GREGO]

Hasara roho ..

Pesa makaratasi

 

[Passion Lady]

Eeeheee...laki si pesa

 

[white hat]

Bata wapi Leo!!??

 

[Ndahani]

Si mchezo

 

[Rosweeter]

Toa machupa, leta machupa

 

[Titty]

Pesa sabuni ya roho

 

[Jaji Mfawidhi]

"LaZma tujenge uwanja wa Chato" ni sawa na 'hata mle majani ndege inanunuliwa"