Mkuu hii stori imenifurahisha sana maana aliyokuwa anayaandika mwandishi, utadhani anakaa jirani na mimi...
Hebu ni-paste baadhi ya sentensi zilizonivunja mbavu...
Hizo nilizoweka red zimenifanya nicheke kwa sauti hadi majirani wamenishangaa...
The married women fear that single women are not there (in the church) to date single men, but their very own husbands...
"Husbands are scarce and if you let yours go, you will only have yourself to blame," is the general rule....
A single woman visiting a church toilet shouldn't, therefore, be surprised if several married women follow and monitor her movements until she resumes her seat...
Before, women attending church would dress decently -short or covered hair, long skirts and full-length blouses. Today, they dress as if they are going on a date or to a night club...
They wear mini-skirts, huge, dangling earrings the size of ostrich eggs, nails painted red, spaghetti tops revealing bra-less chests and high heeled shoes with which they tap the church floor noisily as they collect offerings. They are further alleged to sing extra loudly to catch the Pastor's attention with their fake angelic voices.
Some singles, their body language suggestively sexy and their lips painted a wild red, even approach the Lord's table and partake of the Holy Communion in clothes that make the pastors' knees wobble.
Not only do they sit carelessly without crossing their legs, but openly expose their thighs to the Pastors at the dais. According to observers, some even wink at the pastors when people have closed their eyes for prayer, forcing married women to pray with their eyes wide open.
Still, the greatest temptation for pastors are the suggestive dancing styles that would even put Fally Ipupa to shame.
Previous solemn hymns like "Sweet Hour of Prayer", have gone to the dogs, as they do not encourage seductive dancing styles. It is now Ndombolo ya Yesu time
"God cannot solve the polygamy problem in Africa. It is an African problem and God is yet to provide a miracle, a solution to this problem."