Kenya: Matatu Culture (Uniquely Kenyan)

Mkikuyu- Akili timamu said:

The problem with you is that you result to hominem attacks when you are caught lying. I have lived in kenya since birth..There is no town i have not visited except mandera..That is why I am spot on what I say. I schooled at Alliance High, we used to take 102 through kawangware..That time hata mat hazikuwa, they were using some funny smallish nissans..105 was tricky coz inakuweka kikuyu town upande za wangige ushukishwe hapo Shule.. Cross Country we used to go towards thogoto then we crisscross mai hii village..University of nairobi was boring..atleast I didnt experience the harsh student life of cooking at hostel - I was a module 2 paying for myself as I worked at Equity NHIF branch (upperhill)
In short, if you want to lie here about kenya, its the wrong forum

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a) You Tanzanians tought me adhominem infact from the first talk about how you lied that GDP flactuates the same as currency value ie 100 times in a day.(This cracked me up)
b) Name dropping does not prove you are kenyan even ugandans after two weeks in kenya can mention matatu numbers and places
c) Aliance high school!!!????? I know you were not educated there, people from alliance do not argue the way you do with falsehoods, they are logical and very intelligent unlike some people here.
d) The double m you mentioned and those civilized buses are currently falling, In fact double m operate buru buru route mostly in the evening and in the umoja-komarock route they have been dislodged by Mwamba sacco. Who is the liar?
e) Module 2 if you really attended, that means you were not clever enough to get into the regular programme that is why you had to pay full fees.
f) UON boring? do you know it is the best university in east and central africa? (Further prove that you have no idea what you are talking about)
Now go sell your oranges and keep making castles in the air about how you studied at Alliance. HHAHAHAHAHA, God these people are a piece of work. Kenya envy much.

Mkikuyu- Akili timamu said:

No 58 buruburu Double M sio "nganya" ..Nganya hapo zimereduce sana..But i liked one of them ilikuwa ya sonko back in 2010 huko..Ilikuwa inaitwa "ferrari" That shit was wicked😂😂😂

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Another correction probably you did not memorize the route numbers correctly from your last visit.Kawangware route number is 46 not 105. Kindly find attached a pdf with all Nairobi route numbers, you can use it to lie to other people about how kenyan you are.

Kevin85ify said:

a) You Tanzanians tought me adhominem infact from the first talk about how you lied that GDP flactuates the same as currency value ie 100 times in a day.(This cracked me up)
b) Name dropping does not prove you are kenyan even ugandans after two weeks in kenya can mention matatu numbers and places
c) Aliance high school!!!????? I know you were not educated there, people from alliance do not argue the way you do with falsehoods, they are logical and very intelligent unlike some people here.
d) The double m you mentioned and those civilized buses are currently falling, In fact double m operate buru buru route mostly in the evening and in the umoja-komarock route they have been dislodged by Mwamba sacco. Who is the liar?
e) Module 2 if you really attended, that means you were not clever enough to get into the regular programme that is why you had to pay full fees.
f) UON boring? do you know it is the best university in east and central africa? (Further prove that you have no idea what you are talking about)
Now go sell your oranges and keep making castles in the air about how you studied at Alliance. HHAHAHAHAHA, God these people are a piece of work. Kenya envy much.

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I will not argue with you about my personal life..but here is a hint, I started working right out of high school..I got on the Equity Group internship for achivers..worked for 3 years as I paid my collage fees...for my masters at Strathmore Business school..Equity paid the whole scholarship.., I went on to work at treasury...at one time i think in 2009..Uhuru and I were regularly meeting at boardrooms..He was my boss.
But thats that, I Quit the Job in 2016 after rising through the ranks & incharge of a department in the ministry of finance.
But all that is besides the point, If you want to lie about kenya..Choze another forum

Kevin85ify said:

Another correction probably you did not memorize the route numbers correctly from your last visit.Kawangware route number is 46 not 105. Kindly find attached a pdf with all Nairobi route numbers, you can use it to lie to other people about how kenyan you are.

http://www.digitalmatatus.com/pdf/Matatus-11x17.pdf

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Route 102 goes through dagorretti market towards Kikuyu town..But ukishukia pale dagorretti korna ogwaro ni just near

Another Lithium Art video.

Mkikuyu- Akili timamu said:

I will not argue with you about my personal life..but here is a hint, I started working right out of high school..I got on the Equity Group internship for achivers..worked for 3 years as I paid my collage fees...for my masters at Strathmore Business school..Equity paid the whole scholarship.., I went on to work at treasury...at one time i think in 2009..Uhuru and I were regularly meeting at boardrooms..He was my boss.
But thats that, I Quit the Job in 2016 after rising through the ranks & incharge of a department in the ministry of finance.
But all that is besides the point, If you want to lie about kenya..Choze another forum

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Ha ha ha haa, funny how equity sponsored you yet you can not mention that programme name. It is called Wings to fly and they do not sponsor people already in college, but poor and bright students who did not get selected by JAB for a regular programme. Try and lie to another person.

Also people from alliance know how to spell the word "choose". You were never in treasury I have a friend who worked there in that period "Vincent Ntalami" who then resigned to go and head AIG investment portfolio in wall street, then he came back to kenya to work for the IMF and later he started his own company dealing in financial investment management.
How come if you were so intelligent, your life turned to selling oranges for a living, like every Tom,dick or harry. Come on dude go and lie to other people, you are not a kenyan and everything in that arch of a story shows you are not kenyan.

Also I have caught you on another lie, heads of departments in ministries come from the Administrative structure. You must first become an ADCC (Assistant Deputy County Commissioner, previously called a DO), then get your masters in administration from the Kenya school of Government (Ksg) not strathmore, get promoted to be a DCC (Deputy county commissioner) from there you can be considered to head a ministerial department

Gluk said:

Kwenye swala la daladala(matatu) kenya nawapeni hongera sana kwa hilo hususani hapo Nairobi, wamiliki wa daladala bongo mna la kujifunza kenya.

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Yaani ungeju kua huo ni uchafu wala usingsema Tz waige,,

Ukiwa nairobi unakuta dala dala imechorwa mapicha ya majini sijui mapepo ua gari nzima in stika za valabu ya EPL..yaani ni upumbavu mtupu

Kevin85ify said:

I knew Tanzanians always want to be kenyan. Now look at this one trying to fake our street lingo to try and appear kenya. It is not bad bro, fake it till you make it.

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Wewe ni mshamba sana.. kunawakenya wengi wamefika Dar and the opposite. Wewe kwakua hujawahi toka Machakos usizani wote tuko sawa. Hapa ninabonga mpaka kiganda wewe omusiru.

Kevin85ify said:

Ha ha ha haa, funny how equity sponsored you yet you can not mention that programme name. It is called Wings to fly and they do not sponsor people already in college, but poor and bright students who did not get selected by JAB for a regular programme. Try and lie to another person.

Also people from alliance know how to spell the word "choose". You were never in treasury I have a friend who worked there in that period "Vincent Ntalami" who then resigned to go and head AIG investment portfolio in wall street, then he came back to kenya to work for the IMF and later he started his own company dealing in financial investment management.
How come if you were so intelligent, your life turned to selling oranges for a living, like every Tom,dick or harry. Come on dude go and lie to other people, you are not a kenyan and everything in that arch of a story shows you are not kenyan.

Also I have caught you on another lie, heads of departments in ministries come from the Administrative structure. You must first become an ADCC (Assistant Deputy County Commissioner, previously called a DO), then get your masters in administration from the Kenya school of Government (Ksg) not strathmore, get promoted to be a DCC (Deputy county commissioner) from there you can be considered to head a ministerial department

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1.No, Equity wings to fly was after the deal with visacard..I went in much earlier when equity was actually owned by Chairman Munga- a very good friend of my Alliance high principal Cs khaemba.

2. I worked at treasury building (Ministry of finance) not Provincial Administration. Am not an administrator, am an economist. and masters in math

Mkikuyu- Akili timamu said:

No 58 buruburu Double M sio "nganya" ..Nganya hapo zimereduce sana..But i liked one of them ilikuwa ya sonko back in 2010 huko..Ilikuwa inaitwa "ferrari" That shit was wicked

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Matatu ni PSV zote ambazo zilipewa route numbers, kote nchini. Mombasa Coach, Easy Coach, Kampala Coach ndio mfano wa PSV ambazo hazipo 'categorized' kama Matatu. Acha huo ukasuku wako wewe.

Kevin85ify said:

a) You Tanzanians tought me adhominem infact from the first talk about how you lied that GDP flactuates the same as currency value ie 100 times in a day.(This cracked me up)
b) Name dropping does not prove you are kenyan even ugandan.
c) Aliance high school!!!????? I know you were not educated there.
d) The double m you mentioned and those civilized buses are currently falling, In fact double m operate buru buru route mostly in the evening and in the umoja-komarock.
e) Module 2 if you really attended, that means you were not clever enough.
f) UON boring? do you know it is the best university in east and central africa?

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Don't even bother, this guy is just a wannabe socialite. We argued back and forth a while back and he couldn't even mention the names of SONU student leaders of his so called 'time' at The UoN. I never met a fellow alumni of The UoN that couldn't get simple facts about his time in campus, with pride!

Gluk said:

Kwenye swala la daladala(matatu) kenya nawapeni hongera sana kwa hilo hususani hapo Nairobi, wamiliki wa daladala bongo mna la kujifunza kenya.

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Mzee yaani kabisa tuige hivyo vipanya vimechorwa mapicha ya kina Riahana na Kila aina ya Wavuta bangi dunia ya Leo kila jiji linajitahidi kuwa na mfumo wa Kisasa wa Mass transit?

pingli-nywee said:

Don't even bother, this guy is just a wannabe socialite. We argued back and forth a while back and he couldn't even mention the names of SONU student leaders of his so called 'time' at The UoN. I never met a fellow alumni of The UoN that couldn't get simple facts about his time in campus, with pride!

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I told you Module 2 students dont bother with silly campus politics..I lived in my own rented house, no campus cafeteria food, never even borrowed a book from Library..
I had a job at equity and actually had very few friends in the JAB/Regular student body..They were just a nuisance wanna be working class but extremely broke guys

pingli-nywee said:

Matatu ni PSV zote ambazo zilipewa route numbers, kote nchini. Mombasa Coach, Easy Coach, Kampala Coach ndio mfano wa PSV ambazo hazipo 'categorized' kama Matatu. Acha huo ukasuku wako wewe.

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"Nganya" , "manyanga" is a matatu that has gone to Moha grafix or similar garages for art, Horns, screens, na kufugwa "debe" (sound).
Those are the type of matatus kenyans hate..Loud noisy indiciplined trash run by mungiki..

Mkikuyu- Akili timamu said:

I told you Module 2 students dont bother with silly campus politics..I lived in my own rented house, no campus cafeteria food, never even borrowed a book from Library..
I had a job at equity and actually had very few friends in the JAB/Regular student body..They were just a nuisance wanna be working class but extremely broke guys

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Yea, and am Albert Einstein. Studying at The UoN during SONU elections and not knowing anything about the loud vibrant campaigns and campaign posters. Products of SONU democracy, by those vying for elective positions, is like licking honey straight from the bee hive without getting stung.

Mkikuyu- Akili timamu said:

"Nganya" , "manyanga" is a matatu that has gone to Moha grafix or similar garages for art, Horns, screens, na kufugwa "debe" (sound).
Those are the type of matatus kenyans hate..Loud noisy indiciplined trash run by mungiki..

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Yet they make enough money, no, alot of money all year round. Enough to spend millions of KES on customized sound systems, screens, crazy rims, amazing body works, colourful graffiti, aquariums for floors, interior fabrications etc... etc.

National Anthem ya The Great Nation of Kenya inachezwa pale Doha.

pingli-nywee said:

Yet they make enough money, no, alot of money all year round. Enough to spend millions of KES on customized sound systems, screens, crazy rims, amazing body works, colourful graffiti, aquariums for floors, interior fabrications etc... etc.

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Unafurahishwa na vitu za hovyo sana kama teenager

Labda ndio culture lakini duniani kote kwa walio endelea mabasi yana kuwa yana rangi moja kutokana na sehemu zinapo enda

Mkikuyu- Akili timamu said:

Unafurahishwa na vitu za hovyo sana kama teenager

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Haa! [emoji1] Mzae, unataka sote tunune kama wewe? Kwasababu ya vitu vidogo vidogo, tena vya kawaida, kama Matatu na mijadala mitandaoni? Lenga stress jo, maisha ni mafupi.