Kikombe Cha Babu

Gily Gru · Apr 15, 2020

Unaweza kukaa nyumbani alafu mwenye Corona kashika nyanya sokoni ile umekata kachumbari unajilamba kumbe unalamba Covid 19 version 2020

Ila babu kalala huko msituni anasubiri akioteshwa ndoto tu basi Corona aka Covid 19 bye bye. Acheni kumsumbua kwenye simu babu yetu anakuwa anashindwa kulala usingizi wa kutosha...

Gily Gru · Apr 15, 2020

Ila asije kusema tu mti wenye dawa anayo mbegu tusubiri mpaka ukue miaka 30 watu wapate tiba tu

Kichwa Kichafu · Apr 15, 2020

Mzee aliwakamata wengi

Gily Gru · Apr 16, 2020

Leo mzee wa kirangi katafuta center amepakia vitu vyake vyote akimbie Dar es Salaam akimbilie urangini vijijini ajiepushe na Corona yeye na familia. Kwa furaha ya kwenda kuishi na ndugu zake vijijini, akaamua kuwapigia simu awajulishe kuwa yuko njiani anakuja huko kijijini, ameshangazwa na kauli za ndugu zake " we mpumbavu baki huko huko, hatutaki watu wa kutuletea Corona"

Gily Gru · Apr 16, 2020

Kichwa Kichafu said:
Mzee aliwakamata wengi

Hadi wasomi wenye ma degree 4 na maprofesa wa chuo huko

KENZY · Apr 16, 2020

Jamani mi nahisi tufanye hivi tu..

Asubuhi ukiaamka piga kombe moja la muarobaini pekee Kisha unatulia tena unaandaa maji Moto unachanganya na limao,tangawizi na asali unapiga jikombe lako hilo lamoto😜
Ukishamaliza unatafuta supu moja ya maana ama ya nyama au ya samaki usisahau ka limao na kapilipili😜
Then unapiga zako matunda machungwa nanasi,ndizi n.k bila kusahau mzinga mambo yetu Yale ya kulelengeta! Unatafuta konyagi unatulia unaikunja ila sio kulewa ileile itakuwa vyema ukipata lengelenge lake tu😜 hao wahuni covid wamechachamaa ukilegea wanakulegeza milele😂
Usisahau na mazoezi na jioni unapiga tena jikombe la muarobaini na huo mchanganyiko mwengine unatia jikombe!

Huyu muhuni hana dawa so itabidi tudilinae ktk namna isiyoeleweka maana na yeye haeleweki😂😜

Msichukulie serious ila ukimind fanya😜

Gily Gru · Apr 16, 2020

KENZY said:
Jamani mi nahisi tufanye hivi tu..

Asubuhi ukiaamka piga kombe moja la muarobaini pekee Kisha unatulia tena unaandaa maji Moto unachanganya na limao,tangawizi na asali unapiga jikombe lako hilo lamoto😜
Ukishamaliza unatafuta supu moja ya maana ama ya nyama au ya samaki usisahau ka limao na kapilipili😜
Then unapiga zako matunda machungwa nanasi,ndizi n.k bila kusahau mzinga mambo yetu Yale ya kulelengeta! Unatafuta konyagi unatulia unaikunja ila sio kulewa ileile itakuwa vyema ukipata lengelenge lake tu😜 hao wahuni covid wamechachamaa ukilegea wanakulegeza milele😂
Usisahau na mazoezi na jioni unapiga tena jikombe la muarobaini na huo mchanganyiko mwengine unatia jikombe!

Huyu muhuni hana dawa so itabidi tudilinae ktk namna isiyoeleweka maana na yeye haeleweki😂😜

Msichukulie serious ila ukimind fanya😜

Ukisikia marehemu alikufa na mavi ya week nzima ndio kwa style hii ulioandika hahah

KENZY · Apr 16, 2020

Gily said:
Ukisikia marehemu alikufa na mavi ya week nzima ndio kwa style hii ulioandika hahah

😂😂
Mkuu hakuna sumu hapo hivyo vyote vinatinga tumboni na hakuna shida..
Nyie mmezoea kunywa mijuisi ya viwandani wakati kuna juisi naturali za miarobaini😂 ukinywa unakunja sura mpk izraili mtoa roho akija akikukuta anahairisha anajua kabisa huyu atajifia mwenyewe ngoja nimuache😂 kumbe ndo unajiongezea misiku😂

Gily Gru · Apr 16, 2020

KENZY said:
😂😂
Mkuu hakuna sumu hapo hivyo vyote vinatinga tumboni na hakuna shida..
Nyie mmezoea kunywa mijuisi ya viwandani wakati kuna juisi naturali za miarobaini😂 ukinywa unakunja sura mpk izraili mtoa roho akija akikukuta anahairisha anajua kabisa huyu atajifia mwenyewe ngoja nimuache😂 kumbe ndo unajiongezea misiku😂

Baada ya Corona kupita watu watakuwa na sura mbaya wakinywa hiyo muarobaini.

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Kichwa Kichafu · Apr 18, 2020

Hapo ndio tunaona nguvu ya elimu ni pale inapotumika sasa watu wetu walikusanywa tu

Gily said:
Hadi wasomi wenye ma degree 4 na maprofesa wa chuo huko

Gily Gru · Apr 18, 2020

Kichwa Kichafu said:
Hapo ndio tunaona nguvu ya elimu ni pale inapotumika sasa watu wetu walikusanywa tu

Hapo ndio unaelewa kuwa mtu anaweza kwenda shule na kuwa na amesoma sana ila ile elimu inakuwa haijamkomboa

mzushi flani · Apr 18, 2020

KENZY said:
Jamani mi nahisi tufanye hivi tu..

Asubuhi ukiaamka piga kombe moja la muarobaini pekee Kisha unatulia tena unaandaa maji Moto unachanganya na limao,tangawizi na asali unapiga jikombe lako hilo lamoto[emoji12]
Ukishamaliza unatafuta supu moja ya maana ama ya nyama au ya samaki usisahau ka limao na kapilipili[emoji12]
Then unapiga zako matunda machungwa nanasi,ndizi n.k bila kusahau mzinga mambo yetu Yale ya kulelengeta! Unatafuta konyagi unatulia unaikunja ila sio kulewa ileile itakuwa vyema ukipata lengelenge lake tu[emoji12] hao wahuni covid wamechachamaa ukilegea wanakulegeza milele[emoji23]
Usisahau na mazoezi na jioni unapiga tena jikombe la muarobaini na huo mchanganyiko mwengine unatia jikombe!

Huyu muhuni hana dawa so itabidi tudilinae ktk namna isiyoeleweka maana na yeye haeleweki[emoji23][emoji12]

Msichukulie serious ila ukimind fanya[emoji12]

mkuu hapo ulipa chukua jibapa nakuja kulipa..

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Gily Gru · Apr 18, 2020

Aliweza kuunywa huo mchanganyo anazingua huyo jamaa anaonekana mayai kabisa

mzushi flani said:
mkuu hapo ulipa chukua jibapa nakuja kulipa..

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KENZY · Apr 18, 2020

Gily said:
Aliweza kuunywa huo mchanganyo anazingua huyo jamaa anaonekana mayai kabisa

Nilikunywa muarobaini na ndio mgumu Bora huo mchanganyiko mwengine usifikiri sijawahi kuinywa hata Kama nimeandika kiutani ila tayari nishainywa mkuu..

Gily Gru · Apr 18, 2020

KENZY said:
Nilikunywa muarobaini na ndio mgumu Bora huo mchanganyiko mwengine usifikiri sijawahi kuinywa hata Kama nimeandika kiutani ila tayari nishainywa mkuu..

Muarobaini ukachanganya na asali, malimao na tangawizi, utumbo haujatoboka kweli hahaha

NAWATAFUNA · Apr 18, 2020

Atoe namba tu mtu yeyote ukimtumia buku tpesa upati corona kamwe

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Kinyungu · Apr 18, 2020

Gily said:
Unaweza kukaa nyumbani alafu mwenye Corona kashika nyanya sokoni ile umekata kachumbari unajilamba kumbe unalamba Covid 19 version 2020

Ila babu kalala huko msituni anasubiri akioteshwa ndoto tu basi Corona aka Covid 19 bye bye. Acheni kumsumbua kwenye simu babu yetu anakuwa anashindwa kulala usingizi wa kutosha...
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KENZY · Apr 18, 2020

Gily said:
Muarobaini ukachanganya na asali, malimao na tangawizi, utumbo haujatoboka kweli hahaha

Huelewi ni muarobaini unakuwa pekee na huo mchanganyiko mwengine unakuwa pekee

Gily Gru · Apr 18, 2020

NAWATAFUNA said:
Atoe namba tu mtu yeyote ukimtumia buku tpesa upati corona kamwe

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Anatuma upako
Mie nilitegemea watauza leso za upako
Wajinga ndio waliwao

Gily Gru · Apr 18, 2020

KENZY said:
Huelewi ni muarobaini unakuwa pekee na huo mchanganyiko mwengine unakuwa pekee

Ngoja nijaribu nitatupia picha hapa kesho si mchezo

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