Kila Mtu Aweke Uongo Wake Hapa

[Libya]

Mnyeti anajiuza

 

[Kanungila Karim]

Leo nimeenda kanisani nikakuta mchungaji kapandisha mapepo...nikashindwa kushangaa asee!

Mimi ndiye director wa tamthilia ya ISIDONGO

 

[Kanungila Karim]

Mnyeti anajiuza

Niliwahi kuolewa na Bob Marley baadae nikaachika nikaolewa na Tupac

 

[Kanungila Karim]

Npo na panga maandamano na uncle magu apa magogoni

Leo mheshiniwa wa Magogoni nimenuona anapiga msosi kwa Mama Lishe

 

[Kim Jong Jr]

Bombadier ni zangu siku mkinivuruga nazipeleka home

 

[lekumok]

Mimi nilishamtia mimba Dada yako

 

[nyanimzungu]

Mm ndiye king wa icbm zote duniani

 

[nyanimzungu]

Mm ndiye mmiliki halali wa barcelona

 

[Mr DIY]

Kichwa tu kichwa tu sio yote

 

[Ibn Ayoub]

Kila Mtu Aongee Uongo Wake Hapa Naanza Mimi Nimesoma Na Barack Obama

Huo haujawa uongo bado kwa sababu ni kweri wewe na Barack Obama hamjakutana hivyo kwa lungha nyingine mnakosana

 

[Ibn Ayoub]

Uwongo ni wa shetani

Samahani mkuu sijakuelewa vizuri inamaana Unataka kutumbia kuwa woote waliodanganywa hapa ni masheitwani?

 

[Mwifwa]

Niliwahi kuolewa na Bob Marley baadae nikaachika nikaolewa na Tupac

Wewe ni demu wangu

 

[NILISOMANAE YULE]

I TOOK A PIC WITH OPRAH,BUT I'M NEVER GONNA POST

 

[Ibn Ayoub]

Tanzania Nchi ya viwanda.......

Sio viwanda ni Tanzania ya V. Wonder

 

[Ibn Ayoub]

Bomba la gesi ya mnazibei lakoneshwa ktk kiwanda cha Dangote

 

[digalangosha]

Magufuli na mange ndio wazazi wa bashite

 

[boaz mwalwayo]

Sijaribiwi

 

[MK254]

Sijawahi kuwa kwenye mahusiano na mwanamke yeyote, ndio sasa nataka kuanza, kama vipi ukitaka tulianzishe nifuate inbox.

 

[Gucci gang]

mimi ndo nilimfanya diamond awe na lile domo tulikua tunauweka kwenye kibao alafu tunasukuma kama chapati....

 

[Kasie]

Sijawahi kukutana na mwanaume yeyote humu JF.... sijawahi kutiana na mwanaume yeyote humu JF sijawahi kuwasiliana na mtu yeyote PM

Sijawahi kutoka nje ya Tanzania safari zangu zinaishia kariakoo kutoka kimanzichana.
Mie ni omba omba ukiwa unaisumbua sumbua PM na jumbe zako lazima nikuombe kila kitu.

Hehehehehhehee
Sina mahaba kwangu ni gwaride mwanzo mwisho hakuna kucheka wala kustorisha. Uso wa kazi muda wote hihihihihihiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ( Monkey Smile).