Kiswahili cha Kenya

[Lady doctor]

joo njoo huku makejani masee tuna veveka, mtoi ana ma haga mazee mi nime mnock mbaya,eeeh buda siututembezeage na sisi iyi mneli....

aish....mneli? Utakuwa na swagg za kikora masee!

 

[Chocs]

Aisee nimetokea mashambani,ati kuna nini hapa

 

[shansarie]

jf iko na mtu mob madhee ngoja namii nisonge umo labda naweza pata manzi ya ukweli

 

[Mizchief]

Mi hapa ninabambika na kauganga na skunjee.Njeve 2 ndo mobb at least gafe na mandwang'a za soo rwabe zinasunda haka kaunenge far.Kabla ya kuswach,kumbuka ku-pray alafu morrow ni janta ngware...........phew!That's my sheng ya somethin like 4 yrs bak.Kuna words zozote brand new mnaeza ni-hook up nazo????M-dozz powa wazeiya!

 

[Elungata]

Woi, aki machalii wa bongo wamezidi kuleta unyee kama watoi

hahaha,kumbe nawewe umo.

 

[Elungata]

Doo=dough=pesa.
Watoi=watoto.

 

[Tiba]

Mtu nguwa, leta kiswahili cha Kenya tupate ladha kamili kamili

No umekosea, wanasema mtunguyas wakiwa na maana ya 'mtu wangu' sio mtu nguwa bwana. Kwa nyongeza, mtoto anaitwa mtoi na jumamosi wanaiita Sato.

Tiba

 

[Jaslaws]

Oyaaaaaaaaa masela mnazingua bhaaana dzaini mnaleta lugha gani pande hizi mi cwasomi mjue?mi ngoja nchore zangu, dzain disko limeingia masai niende zangu mdomdo mpka kiebembuzi nikale zangu ngada ama nini mazee???

 

[Elungata]

Juu ya nini papaa? Unajua tuko na problemee mingi kufasi ya kusema , lakini tutakutosha tu! Niko hapa ku-jamaa yangu Ndama mutoto ya ng'ombe.

dah nilishaanza kusema huyu lazima ni mkenya kumbe...

 

[Papa Mopao]

No umekosea, wanasema mtunguyas wakiwa na maana ya 'mtu wangu' sio mtu nguwa bwana. Kwa nyongeza, mtoto anaitwa mtoi na jumamosi wanaiita Sato.

Tiba

Hahahaha! Shukrani sana ndugu yangu, kuna MKenya mmoja alitelemshia hilo nikajua ni la huko...

 

[CK Allan]

vijana tusare madawa za kulevya...
hii hadi leo sijajua maana yake nisaidieni

 

[B'REAL]

aish....mneli? Utakuwa na swagg za kikora masee!

na we demu ni mnomaje joo?siukujage pande hi ya kona mbaya

 

[B'REAL]

vijana tusare madawa za kulevya...
hii hadi leo sijajua maana yake nisaidieni

kusare ni kama kusanda,kuachaa

 

[kadoda11]

ee mazee huyu budaa ana goo kwa id ya Judgement c ni mdeadly.umeona vile anabonga swahili poa.namgotea joo.

 

[kadoda11]

joo njoo huku makejani masee tuna veveka, mtoi ana ma haga mazee mi nime mnock mbaya,eeeh buda siututembezeage na sisi iyi mneli....

mtunguyaz niajee

 

[CK Allan]

kusare ni kama kusanda,kuachaa

Duh ahsante..

 

[B'REAL]

mtunguyaz niajee

aina nurma boii....niaje?PANDE HII NJEVE NIAJE BUDA,yani tuko tunaroll tu hapa

 

[CHAZA]

dah nilishaanza kusema huyu lazima ni mkenya kumbe...

Hapa Tz kuna lugha za machalii wa Unga Limited nikikusudia wadau wa A-town, nao utawapenda kwa Kiswahili chao.

 

[Smatta]

Leo ni Friday,, ganji iliingia ngive jana, wasupa kwa ofisi wamedunga niaje, leo dundaa lazima na naona kabla watu wakue maji sana lazima nipate chips funga.

 

[B'REAL]

dah nilishaanza kusema huyu lazima ni mkenya kumbe...

wazee wa kujichubua