Kiswahili: Methali, Vitendawili, nahau, Misemo n.k

platozoom said:

Kitendawili........... kengele mbili zimeungana na fimbo

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Hapa nitakula ban! M...

Tendawiliiiiiiiiiiii,,,,,,,
Tega nikutegueeeeeeee........

Mwiba Jakubumba , kitendawiliiiiiii....
Namkata mwenyewe,nalia mwenyewe...

gambachovu said:

Mwiba Jakubumba , kitendawiliiiiiii....
Namkata mwenyewe,nalia mwenyewe...

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Nakupa mji....nenda Ethiopia

gambachovu said:

Mwiba Jakubumba , kitendawiliiiiiii....
Namkata mwenyewe,nalia mwenyewe...

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kitunguu

gambachovu said:

Mwiba Jakubumba , kitendawiliiiiiii....
Namkata mwenyewe,nalia mwenyewe...

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Kiuno na naniliuu.
Kitendawiliii.
"Nina mti wa ajabu,
matawi yake huchipukia kwenye mizizi"

Kaizer said:

Thank you Madame B, unapenda korosho? kuna samaki pia aina ya kole kole

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Kaizer,
Huyo samaki namjua ila ana sura mbaya,mpaka ukimkaanga anakuangalia tu.

Excellent said:

tendawiliii!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ni kipofu ila hakosei njia ya kuelekea kwake.

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Afu we Excellent hulali?
Au Haki ya ndoa hamna ndo unaamua kuzuga na Jf?

Madame B said:

Afu we Excellent hulali?
Au Haki ya ndoa hamna ndo unaamua kuzuga na Jf?

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Madame B mi nakusubiri we ulale kwanza ili nijiachie kwa uhuru,mbona hulali sasa?

Madame B said:

Mdomo.
Kitendawili..!!
"Babu mwenye Ndui ananing'inia mtini"

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Fenesi.

Mamndenyi said:

Yalaa. nakupa mji wa moshi.

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kulikoni?mbona umekimbilia kutoa mji...hata hujajaribu

kitendawiliiiii...ukitaka kulila, sharti utengeneze shimo...utie kidole...kisha ulichokonoe!!

BAGAH said:

kitendawiliiiii...ukitaka kulila, sharti utengeneze shimo...utie kidole...kisha ulichokonoe!!

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Dafuuuu.
Afu Nipeni mji,
niwategulie changu.

Madame B said:

Dafuuuu.
Afu Nipeni mji,
niwategulie changu.

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nimelike lakini umekosaaaa....
lol...nilitaka useme passion!
sitaki mji.
nakupa mji...nenda USHIROMBOO

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Madame B mi nakusubiri we ulale kwanza ili nijiachie kwa uhuru,mbona hulali sasa?

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Excellent hebu achianeni kushakucha,
Jamani mpaka ajute kuwa na wewe!
Usiku kucha bado tu.
Bhooo....!!!

watu8 said:

kitendawiliii....huku bonde na huku bonde katikati mfereji

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Mamndenyi said:

Yalaa. nakupa mji wa moshi.

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Moshi naenda...
Jibu ni Makalio, hiki kitendawili kilikua famous sana utotoni...

Kitendawiliiiiiiiii.......

"Babu akojoapo hupiga kelele..."

BAGAH said:

nimelike lakini umekosaaaa....
lol...nilitaka useme passion!
sitaki mji.
nakupa mji...nenda USHIROMBOO

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Akhu sitaki.
Nataka ujibu chako kwanza.
Mimi sikupi mji,nakupa Gesti.
Nenda Vunja Mbavu G. House,chumba no. 5.
Haya leta jibu BAGAH...

watu8 said:

Moshi naenda...
Jibu ni Makalio, hiki kitendawili kilikua famous sana utotoni...

Kitendawiliiiiiiiii.......

"Babu akojoapo hupiga kelele..."

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Sio kufika M.sh.i.n.d.o kweli?
Haya nawe sikupi mji nakupa Gesti.
Nenda.. Staili Kali G. House,
haya leta jibu watu8..

Kaizer said:

Popoo mbili zavuka mto charminglady

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macho!
kitendawili. . . . mwalimu kaanguka wanafunzi wanashangilia!!!!!