KOMBE LA DUNIA NA kuchelewa kurudi nyumbani

KOMBE LA DUNIA NA kuchelewa kurudi nyumbani

Sisi tunaochelewaga kila siku!! kipindi hiki cha weldi kapu wawekwezaji wetu wanajua hakitupi tabu!! kwanza ukiangalia mpira, then asubuhi hukumbuki aliyefungwa na nani kafunga si uchuro tu huo!! bora kusimuliwa kuliko kuumiza macho na kesho yake usikumbuke!!!
Hebu nikumbushe matokeo ya Sauz Vs Uruguay. Jana nilijisahau nikaenda kuangalia kenye bigi skriin

Halafu hili nalo jambo!!
Mbona hujalitendea haki sasa?
 
hehehehe!
WHAT IS HAPPENING HAPA WAJAMENI?
 
Leo kuna maombolezo Mengine...:sad: (Infidelity days are numbered)...lol
Vuvuzela zimegeuka filimbi lol!!(Nachukua uraia wa Brazil ili kuisimika infidelity mpaka siku ya fainali)
 
Hii Ngoma bwana mbona mataifa ya Africa tumeanza Vibaya ... hapa ndo wanaume mnaanza kujifanya wakali ka simba kumbe maumivu moyoni ..
 
Hii Ngoma bwana mbona mataifa ya Africa tumeanza Vibaya ... hapa ndo wanaume mnaanza kujifanya wakali ka simba kumbe maumivu moyoni ..
Ushasahau wengine tushachukua uraia wa brazil/italy/germany/Ghana? Kwa mtaji huo infidelity uhakika mpaka siku ya fainali!!
 
Vuvuzela zimegeuka filimbi lol!!(Nachukua uraia wa Brazil ili kuisimika infidelity mpaka siku ya fainali)

He he hee... Maumivu.... Bora filimbi inatoa mlio... unaweza ukawa kama unapuliza moto ...lol (Huko Brazil we sema unafata Ma-G'String)...
 
He he hee... Maumivu.... Bora filimbi inatoa mlio... unaweza ukawa kama unapuliza moto ...lol (Huko Brazil we sema unafata Ma-G'String)...
Hahahahaha! Kakague kule (nimekugongea senksi kwa hii yuzifuli posti). Brazil wananifurahisha sana. wakikuboa kwenye soka, unafaidi ma G Strings!!!
 
wapendwa,
WHAT ARE WE DISCUSSING TODAY?
 
Hii ni fursa pekee ya nyumba ndogo kubebeshwa mimba.
Kwanini unatafuta nyumba ndogo, kwani hao wake zenu mlilazimishwa kuwaoa au mlianza wenyewe kutangaza nia hadi mkapigiwa vigelegele.
hebu wafanyeni wake zenu pia wapende soka. Aiseee linanaga sana ukiwa na waifu!!
Lakini kama soka tu, ok, ila kama na nyumba ndogo acheni mtaleta watoto wa mitaani. Komeni haraka.
 
Kwanini unatafuta nyumba ndogo, kwani hao wake zenu mlilazimishwa kuwaoa au mlianza wenyewe kutangaza nia hadi mkapigiwa vigelegele.
hebu wafanyeni wake zenu pia wapende soka. Aiseee linanaga sana ukiwa na waifu!!
Lakini kama soka tu, ok, ila kama na nyumba ndogo acheni mtaleta watoto wa mitaani. Komeni haraka.
nyumba ndogooz are there TO STAY BANA!baba askofu-methodiaaaz kili-laini ameapruuv
 
Hizi infidelity bwana...!!!:angry:... (jana uliji-ovawek...) ulishangilia sana magoli
LAKINI wee baba-askofu kili-laini wewe!...
hivi jana uliniona tibiisii?
 
Hahahaha! Umenikumbusha mheshimiwa merehemu na hayati Iddi Amin Kaidada!!!

Punguza Machungu...


"My Majesty Mr. Queen Sir, Horrible Ministers and members of Parliament, invited guests, ladies under gentlemen, I hereby thank you completely Mr. Queen Sir and what he has also done for me and my fellow Uganda who come with me. We have really eaten very much and we are fed up completely and also very much thanks you to keenly open up from all the windows so that those plenty climates can come into lunch.

But before I go back to my country with a plane from the Entebbe airport of London, I wish to invitation you Mr. Queen to become home to Uganda so that we can also revenge on you. You will eat a full cow, and also feel up your stomach and walk with difficult because of full stomach completely. Even when you want to rest at night, I will make sure that you sleep on top of me in the top up stairs of my mansion completely so that you can enjoy all the gravity of flesh air. But now I am sorry because I have to tell you that I have made a short call on you only, but next time I shall make a long call on you to last the whole moon completely.

Thank you very much to allow me to undress you completely before these extinguished ladies under gentlemen sir. Lastly but not least, I ask the band to play our International anthem of the republic of Uganda and also the British international anthem. Your majesty sir, I thank you from the bottom of my heart and from the bottoms of all the people of Uganda"
 
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