kuweni macho na vinyozi

[Lokissa]

A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I
can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About
2 hours."
The guy leaves.
A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks,
"How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around at the
shop full of customers and says, "About 3 hours." The guy leaves.
A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How
long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and
says, "About an hour and a half." The guy leaves.
The barber who is intrigued by this time, looks over at a friend in
the shop and says, "Hey, Bill. Follow that guy and see where he goes."
A little while later, Bill comes back into the shop, laughing hysterically.
The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go when he left here?"
Bill looks up, tears in his eyes and says, "Your house!"

 

[Michelle]

mmmmhhhh, sijaelewa....alienda fanya nini nyumbani kwa huyo kinyozi???

 

[ENZO]

mmmmhhhh, sijaelewa....alienda fanya nini nyumbani kwa huyo kinyozi???

Kuli 2ndi.

 

[Michelle]

Kuli 2ndi.

asante sana,nimeelewa sasa.....

 

[czar]

Labda ni fundi ujenzi anataka kuiba simenti.

 

[tunalazimika]

asante sana,nimeelewa sasa.....

michelle cjawah kukuona kwny wigo tofaut na huu wa malavdav, hii inamaanisha hashycóol anafaid nn?

 

[Michelle]

michelle cjawah kukuona kwny wigo tofaut na huu wa malavdav, hii inamaanisha hashycóol anafaid nn?

Yaani wewe mchokozi Tunalazimika.....actually mi napenda jukwaa la siasa kuliko huku.....hili jukwaa ni more relaxing na linanifunza mengi....huko kwingine huchangia pia na kupata ufahamu+taarifa ya yanayoendelea nchini+opinion za watu na inaponibidi hutoa maoni yangu pia.............Hashy anafaidi nini? labda comment zangu.....hakuna zaidi labda akitaka......:coffee:

 

[ENZO]

asante sana,nimeelewa sasa.....

kachenki yu bachi.

 

[Dena Amsi]

Hiki ni kichekesho peleka kule kwenye jokes.

Kimetuliasana ila hapa si mahala pake.

 

[The Finest]

Hiki ni kichekesho peleka kule kwenye jokes.

Kimetuliasana ila hapa si mahala pake.

:twitch:

 

[Marytina]

sawa kabisa manake hawa vinyozi wanatabia ya kujiona vidume kuliko midume yenyewe

 

[Ennie]

Nahisi kinyozi alimwambia mteja aliyekuwa anamnyoa aende tu nyumbani atammalizia kesho!