Kuweni makini wanaume mwenzangu!

[Song of Solomon]

[emoji1751][emoji134]Mwanamke wangu Alinipigia simu! Hello baby, nina njaa sana muda huu[emoji24][emoji24]
[emoji117] samahani unaeza kuja kwangu muda huu [emoji536], na wakati unakuja naomba unijie na kuku[emoji239]

[emoji117]Bila kupoteza muda [emoji1745] Nilianza kutafuta pahala wanauza kuku[emoji239] & Nilinunua mkubwa kabisa[emoji239] nikaenda nikenda kwa mpenzi wangu [emoji536]

[emoji117] Alianza kumgawanyisha vipande, akatoa vipande viwili akawa anavichemsha na vingine akaviweka kwenye friji[emoji44][emoji849][emoji134]

[emoji117] Wakati tumekaa zetu kuku anaendelea kuiva[emoji16][emoji134].....

[emoji117]Ndani ya dk 10 wakati kuku anachemka jikoni, simu yake ikaita[emoji3061][emoji849] akaingia chumbani kwenda kuongea na simu[emoji44][emoji3061][emoji134]

[emoji117] Baada ya kupokea simu, aliniambia kaka yake anakuja na hatofurahi akinikuta pale so nimpishe kidogo[emoji44][emoji1751][emoji134]

[emoji117]Akanisisitiza niondoke haraka[emoji124][emoji124] atanipigia simu kaka yake akiondoka [emoji44][emoji134][emoji1751][emoji44][emoji44]
[emoji117] Kwa amani kabisa nilielekea jikoni nikashusha sufuria chini nikatoa vile vipande viwili nikaacha mchuzi mtupu,[emoji34], nikafungua friji nikachukua vipande vyote alivyokuwa ameviifadhi[emoji849], nikaanza safari ya kwenda kwangu[emoji124][emoji124][emoji124][emoji124]
[emoji117]....Kuanzia jana nampigia simu kujua kama kaka yake ameondoka ama laa wala hapokei simu zangu cha ajabu ananikatia kabisa[emoji24][emoji24][emoji24]

[emoji117] Watu wangu kwani kuna kosa nimefanya????[emoji19][emoji19][emoji30][emoji30]

 

[Msishangae]

NI kweli wanaume tuwe makini sana wadada sasa hivi ni utapela wa kupitiliza

 

[kaswiza90]

Hahahaha

 

[mbarika]

Daaah wanawake mbona mmekua matapeli hiv??

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[Mdukuzii]

Mwanaume kuandika uzi umejaa emoj ni udada

 

[TheChoji]

[emoji117] Watu wangu kwani kuna kosa nimefanya????[emoji19][emoji19][emoji30][emoji30]

Kosa ulilofanya ni kuacha mchuzi ungemimina na mchuzi kwenye mfuko wa plastiki uondoke nao.

 

[Stephen Ngalya Chelu]

Aisee

 

[The Boss]

Interesting

 

[Gotze Giyani]

Wanawake wengi ni matapeli sana siku hizi japo sio wote ila vijana tuwekeze pesa zetu kwenye utt amis liquid fund atutajutia kabisa huuu mfuko unafaida sana

 

[Daudi Mchambuzi]

Hahaha jamaa alikua amle mpishi na kuku wako.

 

[baby success]

[emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787] jaman mkaka hufai wewe

 

[antimatter]

Ndani ya dk 10 wakati kuku anachemka jikoni, simu yake ikaita

akaingia chumbani kwenda kuongea na simu

Baada ya kupokea simu, aliniambia kaka yake anakuja na hatofurahi akinikuta pale so nimpishe kidogo

Akanisisitiza niondoke haraka

atanipigia simu kaka yake akiondoka

Huyu ndo mmiliki sasa!

 

[financial services]

😂😂😂😂 najua ni chai ila umenichekesha ulipoondoka na mboga ukaacha mchuzi😂

 

[Asalamaleko]

😂 ungeacha hivyo vipande vya kuku ningekutukania ukoo wenu wote... Sikuhiz mbwai mbwai

 

[Joseverest]

Kauzu zaidi ya dagaa

 

[TADPOLE]

Safi sana....!!

 

[Augustine Genius]

Ningekua mimi ningeita kirikuu ningebeba sufuria yenye vipande vya kuku pamoja na Friji iliyohifadhi kuku

 

[Kalunya]

Ungeng'ang'ania kukaa ungeitiwa mwizi awachelewi hawa akili zao haziwatoshi

 

[royal tourtz]

Duh

 

[Yohimbine]

😂😂