Kwa Wanaume TU- Jamani Jembe!!

[Asprin]

Hahahahahahahah!

Make someone laugh and you've got a friend...........:lol::lol:


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Asprin (Today)​

 

[Asprin]

we unaonaje nyamayao,kuna kaukweli kidogo hapo?, try to be honest!

I better befriend judges than wasting time and energy to know the law......:eyebrows::eyebrows:

 

[Nyamayao]

we unaonaje nyamayao,kuna kaukweli kidogo hapo?, try to be honest!

hakuna ukweli hata sumni, au labda anajilaziga lizaga uongo nini, noja nikamuulize mtumiaje then nitakuja na jibu....lol

 

[bacha]

lakini mie najijua mnato, sasa huoni umenidhalilisha? au unataka nikuhakikishie?

chonde chonde hivi kumbe hata dada zetu wanadu issue za infidelity

 

[Asprin]

hakuna ukweli hata sumni, au labda anajilaziga lizaga uongo nini, noja nikamuulize mtumiaje then nitakuja na jibu....lol

Dada hebu fafanua kwa kiswahili hapo...:confused2::confused2:

 

[Keykey]

Sure! Na mwanamme rijali anayekaa miaka kumi bila kukandamiza, mi nadhani ana matatizo. Ningekuwa Mungu ningemnyang'anya hicho kifaa na kumpa kile cha jinsia nyingine. Hayo ni matumizi mabaya ya kifaa cha kazi! God forbid!

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Mkuu Asprin, hebu fikiria wale wanaotumikia adhabu gerezani, watapata wapi nafasi ya kulitumikisha jembe lao? au labda ukaamua kujaribu Upadre?

 

[Nyamayao]

Tokea nimeamka asubuhi sijakwazika ila wewe ndio umekuja kunikwaza

jmani, cjapenda kukukwaza bwana,sasa kwani akihakiki kwa kupitia vidole kama alivyosema bado utakwazika pia?

 

[bacha]

lakini mie najijua mnato, sasa huoni umenidhalilisha? au unataka nikuhakikishie?

Hivi Nyamayao, mnato ndo ipi?

 

[Nyamayao]

Dada hebu fafanua kwa kiswahili hapo...:confused2::confused2:

mbona leo unapenda kuckia sana hivi vijineno? mama kayai yupo hewani so unataka kujiliwaza kabla haujarudi kunyumba?

 

[Beauty]

Sorry, ngoja niende gentlemen mara moja. Will be back shortly!

Engine yako kama vile ina matatizo, maana haishi kuchemsha..

 

[Nyamayao]

Hivi Nyamayao, mnato ndo ipi?

inayonatisha, kama matumizi ya super glu vile.

 

[Nyamayao]

Engine yako kama vile ina matatizo, maana haishi kuchemsha..

engine ya bito uweke kwenye range, wapi na wapi.

 

[Baba_Enock]

jembe lisilotumika miaka kumi si jembe hilo ni nyoya

True

 

[funzadume]

Baada ya miaka kumi.... likisimama, mtoto anaweza KUBEMBEA!

:lol::lol::lol: nimecheka mpaka machozi

 

[Nyamayao]

hamjaelewa anahakiki kwa kuniangalia kiidole cha mguu.

chonde chonde hivi kumbe hata dada zetu wanadu issue za infidelity

 

[Baba_Enock]

inayonatisha, kama matumizi ya super glu vile.

Post of the Month:becky::becky::becky::becky::becky:

 

[The Finest]

jmani, cjapenda kukukwaza bwana,sasa kwani akihakiki kwa kupitia vidole kama alivyosema bado utakwazika pia?

Nasikia kiu ngoja nikanywe maji nakuja

 

[Asprin]

jmani, cjapenda kukukwaza bwana,sasa kwani akihakiki kwa kupitia vidole kama alivyosema bado utakwazika pia?

nani huyo anahakiki kwa vidole?:confused2::confused2:

 

[Maty]

Kilichokuleta huku kwenye sredi ya wakanamizaji ni nini?

Hata wewe nikiangalia mdomo wako najua kikojoleo chako kina dayameta gani....:A S 8:

Mbona unajibu kwa hasira asipirini? zubri yako inawalakini nini?

 

[Nyamayao]

Nasikia kiu ngoja nikanywe maji nakuja

wewe hujasema jembe lako unalitumia baada ya muda gani kupita.