Kwa Wanawake tu...................

[ENZO]

kwani choo ch kike hakina 2ndu la kujisaidia ......ngoja nikakiulize king'amuzi changu mi jinsia gani.

 

[tifa]

Makubwa kazi kwenu wenye wapenzi. ha ha ha

 

[The Boss]

la azizi je?

naomba maana ya namba saba tafadhali...

 

[Kamkuki]

Aiseee...sasa kama mtu ndivyo unavyomtafsiri hivyo unakua nae wa kazi gani?!

Nwy poleni wababa‘!

athante Lizzy unajua inaumaaeh!!!!

 

[Dr Lizzy]

athante Lizzy unajua inaumaaeh!!!!

Lazima iume aiseee...

 

[Mlimazunzu]

la azizi je?

naomba maana ya namba saba tafadhali...

Kha kumbe ndo maana yake hapa sasa itabidi tuitane majina tu.

Hiyo namba saba lazima itakuwa tusi ndo maana unaona haijatokea

 

[Caroline Danzi]

Mimi ni mshamba wa mapenzi, mume wangu utasikia ananiita mama nanihiii, uongo wa kuitana hayo yote kinafiki hatuna. Ila najua wengi wanaotana hivyo ujue kuna ualakini hapo.

Muite jina lake, kama mna watoto ita kwa jina la baba Juma/Jamila etc

 

[Mlimazunzu]

Je akupendae (mumeo/mchumba/mvulana) anakuitaje???

Nimepata hii sms nikaona ngoja niirushe hapa maana imenichekesha kidogo:

1. Honey= Kimeo
2. Dear = Wakuzugia
3. Sweet = Mshamba
4. My Love= Zezeta
5. Baby=Jinga
6. Mpenzi = Malaya
7. Darling = *****
8. Wife = Kahaba

Kuna ka ukweli hapo kwenye namba 2, na 5 kwa upande wangu

Huu naona ni usanii tu hapa ita jina mambo kwishney

 

[SexaMicca]

Je akupendae (mumeo/mchumba/mvulana) anakuitaje???

Nimepata hii sms nikaona ngoja niirushe hapa maana imenichekesha kidogo:

1. Honey= Kimeo
2. Dear = Wakuzugia
3. Sweet = Mshamba
4. My Love= Zezeta
5. Baby=Jinga
6. Mpenzi = Malaya
7. Darling = *****
8. Wife = Kahaba

Kuna ka ukweli hapo kwenye namba 2, na 5 kwa upande wangu

he kumbe!!
bora mi humwita babaa naye huniita mamaa
hahaha ni hayo ttu

 

[Mulama]

Je akupendae (mumeo/mchumba/mvulana) anakuitaje???

Nimepata hii sms nikaona ngoja niirushe hapa maana imenichekesha kidogo:

1. Honey= Kimeo
2. Dear = Wakuzugia
3. Sweet = Mshamba
4. My Love= Zezeta
5. Baby=Jinga
6. Mpenzi = Malaya
7. Darling = *****
8. Wife = Kahaba

Kuna ka ukweli hapo kwenye namba 2, na 5 kwa upande wangu

Ahsante sana kwa kunijulisha haya thats why I like this jf manake hii no 2 na 5 ndi unapendaga sana kuniita kumbe huwa unamaanisha hivieeh?! Inshaalwa natafuta mke mwingine kuanzia sasa!

 

[Dena Amsi]

Ahsante sana kwa kunijulisha haya thats why I like this jf manake hii no 2 na 5 ndi unapendaga sana kuniita kumbe huwa unamaanisha hivieeh?! Inshaalwa natafuta mke mwingine kuanzia sasa!

Ha ha ha Mwanaume mubaya wewe Laptop yangu iko wapi kwanza halafu hulali wewe usiku wote huu ndo unasign in kisa na mkasa

 

[Mtoboasiri]

Je akupendae (mumeo/mchumba/mvulana) anakuitaje???

Nimepata hii sms nikaona ngoja niirushe hapa maana imenichekesha kidogo:

1. Honey= Kimeo
2. Dear = Wakuzugia
3. Sweet = Mshamba
4. My Love= Zezeta
5. Baby=Jinga
6. Mpenzi = Malaya
7. Darling = *****
8. Wife = Kahaba

Kuna ka ukweli hapo kwenye namba 2, na 5 kwa upande wangu

Samahani kuingia nisipotakiwa LAKIN:

Bora umekuwa mkweli!

Btw: Namba 7 ina maana ya M.K.W.E.R.E? Kama sio, mbona kuna ***** sawa na tukiandika ****** humu ukumbini?

 

[Dr.Chichi]

He he mie namwita mpenzi yeye ananiita honey....nadhani ngoma draw..

 

[Sumba-Wanga]

He calls me by my first name!