Laughter series: First thing to do after release from jail....!

[Kwetunikwetu]

Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his wife and son were there to pick him up. He came through the gates and got into the car.
The only thing he said was, "F.F."
His wife turned to him and answered, "E.F."
Out on the highway, he said, "F.F."
She responded simply, "E.F."
He repeated, "F.F."
She again replied, "E.F."
"Mom! Dad!" their son yelled. "What's going on?"

Bad Bernie answered, "Your mother wants to eat first!"

 

[Bishanga]

Kwetunikwetu hii inanikumbusha 1979 wakati askari wetu wanatoka mstari wa mbele Uganda,dada mmoja aliyekuwa anafanya shughuli ya kutoa huduma ya 'vodafasta' alimmuliza mpiganaji "we unavua viatu kwani unarara hapa?"

 

[Kwetunikwetu]

Kwetunikwetu hii inanikumbusha 1979 wakati askari wetu wanatoka mstari wa mbele Uganda,dada mmoja aliyekuwa anafanya shughuli ya kutoa huduma ya 'vodafasta' alimmuliza mpiganaji "we unavua viatu kwani unarara hapa?"

tehe tehe...

 

[JackieJoki]

lalalallalal yekete yekete!!!!!!!! nice

 

[Jaden]

mh!

 

[Kwetunikwetu]

mh!

tehe tehe, nafikiri wengine tungesema J.F. (Jamii First), kwa vile E. F. na F. F. itahitaji muda wa maandalizi kidogo, hivyo wakati mambo yanawekwa sawa narukia J. F.

 

[TANMO]

Kwetunikwetu hii inanikumbusha 1979 wakati askari wetu wanatoka mstari wa mbele Uganda,dada mmoja aliyekuwa anafanya shughuli ya kutoa huduma ya 'vodafasta' alimmuliza mpiganaji "we unavua viatu kwani unarara hapa?"

Mwingine alikuta bibie kanyoa nywele za chini, alivyouliza mbona huna nywele akajibiwa kwa swali: Kwani umekuja kusuka?

 

[Kwetunikwetu]

Mwingine alikuta bibie kanyoa nywele za chini, alivyouliza mbona huna nywele akajibiwa kwa swali: Kwani umekuja kusuka?

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