Leo ndio mara ya kwanza nimesikia mwanamke akitoa hewa chafu!

Michael Ngusa · Aug 13, 2015

Jamani si mzaha, mimi hadi umri huu nilikuwa sijawahi kusikia mwanamke akiachia ushuzi wa sauti (kujamba?🙂, sana sana ni hali ya hewa tu kuhisi imebadilika hasa nilipokuwa na mwanamke kwa muda mrefu (mpenzi wangu).

Hivyo huu ni ule ushuzi wa kimya kimya, lakini cha sauti! dah jana sitaisahau. Ilikuwa usiku wa manane usingizi umeniisha, so nikaamka kitandani na kumwacha mchepuko ili nifanye mawili matatu kwenye laptop, ghafla naskia "mfyuuuuuUUUUU!!!"

Aisee nilitoa macho sikuamini kilichokuwa kinatokea, na urembo wote ule halafu anaachia shuzi la sauti vile! ndio mara ya kwanza kusikia.

Nikaendelea na shughuli zangu lakini ile sauti hainitoki kichwani.

Wope · Aug 13, 2015

Sasa cha ajabu nini ,kwani ye sio binadamu?

airGrid · Aug 13, 2015

Siasa2015 said:
Jamani si mzaha, mimi hadi umri huu nilikuwa sijawahi kusikia mwanamke akiachia ushuzi wa sauti (kujamba?🙂, sana sana ni hali ya hewa tu kuhisi imebadilika hasa nilipokuwa na mwanamke kwa muda mrefu (mpenzi wangu).

Hivyo huu ni ule ushuzi wa kimya kimya, lakini cha sauti! dah jana sitaisahau. Ilikuwa usiku wa manane usingizi umeniisha, so nikaamka kitandani na kumwacha mchepuko ili nifanye mawili matatu kwenye laptop, ghafla naskia "mfyuuuuuUUUUU!!!"

Aisee nilitoa macho sikuamini kilichokuwa kinatokea, na urembo wote ule halafu anaachia shuzi la sauti vile! ndio mara ya kwanza kusikia.

Nikaendelea na shughuli zangu lakini ile sauti hainitoki kichwani.

basi huo mlio usiuweke kwenye simu una harufu..........

lane · Aug 13, 2015

Duh hatarew! Kumbe ndorobo mko wengi eeeh

mercky · Aug 13, 2015

Nyooo kwan wale si binadamu?? Acha ujingaa wako. Kua achana na mchepuko baki njia kuu kijanaa

Valentina · Aug 13, 2015

Kheee!!

RRONDO · Aug 13, 2015

Siasa2015 said:
Jamani si mzaha, mimi hadi umri huu nilikuwa sijawahi kusikia mwanamke akiachia ushuzi wa sauti (kujamba?🙂, sana sana ni hali ya hewa tu kuhisi imebadilika hasa nilipokuwa na mwanamke kwa muda mrefu (mpenzi wangu).

Hivyo huu ni ule ushuzi wa kimya kimya, lakini cha sauti! dah jana sitaisahau. Ilikuwa usiku wa manane usingizi umeniisha, so nikaamka kitandani na kumwacha mchepuko ili nifanye mawili matatu kwenye laptop, ghafla naskia "mfyuuuuuUUUUU!!!"

Aisee nilitoa macho sikuamini kilichokuwa kinatokea, na urembo wote ule halafu anaachia shuzi la sauti vile! ndio mara ya kwanza kusikia.

Nikaendelea na shughuli zangu lakini ile sauti hainitoki kichwani.

mimi na demu wangu huwa tunashindana ushuzi wa nani una sauti sana!!! tukimaliza hapo inabidi tutoke chumbani tufungue madirisha yote maanake hakukaliki tena!!

Roger Sterling · Aug 13, 2015

Hahaha. you can't make this stuff up. Is life really that boring??

Michael Ngusa · Aug 13, 2015

Paulo Sergio De Souz said:
Hahaha. you can't make this stuff up. Is life really that boring??

What do you mean dude...?

ndege JOHN · Aug 14, 2015

RRONDO said:
mimi na demu wangu huwa tunashindana ushuzi wa nani una sauti sana!!! tukimaliza hapo inabidi tutoke chumbani tufungue madirisha yote maanake hakukaliki tena!!

Hahaha jingalao origino ndo wewe

Viva89 · Aug 14, 2015

hahahahhaaaaa..jamani, isnt she human?!...nilivyokuwa shule niko dorm nikasikia mtu anasema how can such a beatiful girl release smethng that stinks like that...sasa hiyo issue yako ndio imenikumbusha kule, khaaaa, jamani na yeye ni binadamu kwani we vyako ni vya kimya kila mara?

ukhuty · Apr 2, 2017

RRONDO said:
mimi na demu wangu huwa tunashindana ushuzi wa nani una sauti sana!!! tukimaliza hapo inabidi tutoke chumbani tufungue madirisha yote maanake hakukaliki tena!!

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tamuuuuu · Apr 2, 2017

Asikwambie mtu Mkuu,ni ngumu sn kumsikia KE anapumua kwa sauti, hawa watu ni balaa et

maurice bernad · Apr 2, 2017

Bro inamaana wazuri hawana pakutolea haja ama

Shunie · Apr 2, 2017

Michael Ngusa said:
Jamani si mzaha, mimi hadi umri huu nilikuwa sijawahi kusikia mwanamke akiachia ushuzi wa sauti (kujamba?🙂, sana sana ni hali ya hewa tu kuhisi imebadilika hasa nilipokuwa na mwanamke kwa muda mrefu (mpenzi wangu).

Hivyo huu ni ule ushuzi wa kimya kimya, lakini cha sauti! dah jana sitaisahau. Ilikuwa usiku wa manane usingizi umeniisha, so nikaamka kitandani na kumwacha mchepuko ili nifanye mawili matatu kwenye laptop, ghafla naskia "mfyuuuuuUUUUU!!!"

Aisee nilitoa macho sikuamini kilichokuwa kinatokea, na urembo wote ule halafu anaachia shuzi la sauti vile! ndio mara ya kwanza kusikia.

Nikaendelea na shughuli zangu lakini ile sauti hainitoki kichwani.

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Shunie · Apr 2, 2017

RRONDO said:
mimi na demu wangu huwa tunashindana ushuzi wa nani una sauti sana!!! tukimaliza hapo inabidi tutoke chumbani tufungue madirisha yote maanake hakukaliki tena!!

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Mkirindi · Apr 2, 2017

Jinga

Tajirimsomi · Apr 2, 2017

Kuna mdada tulisoma naye olvl alikuwa akijamba lazima darasa zima mtoke nje harafu alikuwa hogopi anatoka nje anaanza kukunguta sketi yake kubwa ila alikuwa genius sana

Sky Eclat · Apr 2, 2017

Usiombe yakukute kwenye ofisi ya peke yako, ile unamaliza tu kupumua na mlango ungagongwa.

h120 · Apr 2, 2017

Sky Eclat said:
Usiombe yakukute kwenye ofisi ya peke yako, ile unamaliza tu kupuma na mlango ungagongwa.

Hahah ila kuna watu majasiri, wanaachia mashuzi hadharani hawajibani hawajichoshi, na ni adults😀

Leo ndio mara ya kwanza nimesikia mwanamke akitoa hewa chafu!

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