Let us play: Yo mama

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles

Yo mama's so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a stake.

Yo Mama’s so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

Yo mama so nasty, I chatted with her on JamiiForums and she gave me a virus.

Yo momma's so smelly, that when she spread her legs, I got seasick

Yo mama so fat I tried driving around her and I ran out of gas

Yo momma's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.

Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory

Your momma is so hairy when she opens her legs it says "Welcome to Busch Gardens.

Yo mama so old that her #TBT is studied in history class

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down

Yo momma so fat she fell out of the family tree.

Gily said:

Yo mama so fat I tried driving around her and I ran out of gas

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Mcqueenen said:

Yo mama so old that her #TBT is studied in history class

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Yo momma so ugly she is the reason they turn off the lights at the movie theater

Khantwe said:

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Hahaha it is just a game of words usiogope

Yo mama jokes are old and overused just like yo mama

Yo mamma's so fat, I don't have to make a joke

Yo momma is so fat you need to take two trains and a bus just to get on her good side

Yo mama so old her last name is osaurus

Yo mamma so short when she tried to smoke weed she couldn't get high.

Mcqueenen said:

Yo mama so old her last name is osaurus

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Yo mama so fat, when she sweats she causes a tsunami

Yo mama so fat she needs a longitude and latitude coordinates to find her ass

Gily said:

Yo momma is so fat you need to take two trains and a bus just to get on her good side

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