Let us play: Yo mama

Let us play: Yo mama

Gily Gru

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Yo mama's teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles

Yo mama's so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a stake.

Yo Mama’s so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
 
Yo mama so nasty, I chatted with her on JamiiForums and she gave me a virus.
 
Yo momma's so smelly, that when she spread her legs, I got seasick
 
Yo mama so fat I tried driving around her and I ran out of gas
 
Yo momma's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.
 
Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory
 
Your momma is so hairy when she opens her legs it says "Welcome to Busch Gardens.
 
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down
 
Yo momma so fat she fell out of the family tree.
 
Yo mama jokes are old and overused just like yo mama
 
Yo mamma's so fat, I don't have to make a joke
 
Yo momma is so fat you need to take two trains and a bus just to get on her good side
 
Yo mamma so short when she tried to smoke weed she couldn't get high.
 
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